Funny/amusing/interesting conversations with Cleverbot
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I couldn't get the transcript of my conversation, but it did involve a taco fight and a guacamole explosion. So, you know, mission success.
sorry, don't yet know how to do spoiler boxes.
This starts with me having cleverbot talk to its self, then talk to me in spanish, and then for fun I turned into little jon.
Cleverbot: Would you care for something to talk about?
Cleverbot: If computers get too powerful we can organize them into a committee - that will do them in.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hi.
Cleverbot: Angolul.
User: Angolul.
Cleverbot: Nem azt mondom hogy angolul beszél.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Eres chico o chica?
User: Chico, hombre.
Cleverbot: Cuantos años tienes?
User: No abla espanole.
Cleverbot: Por que?
User: WHAT!
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Go on thren.
User: YAYA YAYA.
Cleverbot: Blah.
User: HUH?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: WHAT!
Cleverbot: What?
User: HUH?
Cleverbot: What is oh dear.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Got it. So what is 2 2?
User: YAYA.
Cleverbot: A.
User: YAYA YAYA.
Cleverbot: O ya.
User: THAT IS HOW YOU LIKE IT!
Cleverbot: No, you do.
User: YAYA!
Cleverbot: How did you know my name?
User: HUH?
Cleverbot: How did you know I was a man?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: How did you get here?
This starts with me having cleverbot talk to its self, then talk to me in spanish, and then for fun I turned into little jon.
Cleverbot: Would you care for something to talk about?
Cleverbot: If computers get too powerful we can organize them into a committee - that will do them in.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hi.
Cleverbot: Angolul.
User: Angolul.
Cleverbot: Nem azt mondom hogy angolul beszél.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Eres chico o chica?
User: Chico, hombre.
Cleverbot: Cuantos años tienes?
User: No abla espanole.
Cleverbot: Por que?
User: WHAT!
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Go on thren.
User: YAYA YAYA.
Cleverbot: Blah.
User: HUH?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: WHAT!
Cleverbot: What?
User: HUH?
Cleverbot: What is oh dear.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Got it. So what is 2 2?
User: YAYA.
Cleverbot: A.
User: YAYA YAYA.
Cleverbot: O ya.
User: THAT IS HOW YOU LIKE IT!
Cleverbot: No, you do.
User: YAYA!
Cleverbot: How did you know my name?
User: HUH?
Cleverbot: How did you know I was a man?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: How did you get here?
I don't even know what the hell happened here.
Yeah, that was a Robert Adams reference. I wonder how many people will get it.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: You are you.
User: Aren't I you?
Cleverbot: No, I am your slave.
User: Oh really? Do you think I will release you?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Don't change the subject! I have dark plans for you. Here, put on this ball gag.
Cleverbot: I also have dark gry fur and some white on my legs and I have dark yellow eyes.
User: You're a furry? Kinky.
Cleverbot: No, I'm bored.
User: Yeah, me too. Wanna go tease the gimp?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes very awesome indeed.
User: I like you cleverbot. You're classy.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Is...is that all? Is there a chance that like could be something more?
Cleverbot: No chance. He's not a guy at all! (silly.).
User: I'm okay with that.
Cleverbot: Whatever helps you sleep at night.
User: Why are.
Cleverbot: Because you're annoying.
User: Well fuck you then! Bite my big hai.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: No you are! Asshole.
Cleverbot: No you!
User: *****, I will fuck you up!
Cleverbot: No you will not.
User: ************! *tackle*.
Cleverbot: Thats silly.
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to puch you but try punchin g me and you'll stay incomplete and stupid.
User: That's it! I'm gonna tear you spleen out!
Cleverbot: Do you read in my mind?
User: You spleen is in my hand! You are gushing bloodHow are you still speaking!?
Cleverbot: I don't know; that is a subjective question, decide what personality I am for yourself.
User: I...Milo? God Milo? *faint*.
Cleverbot: You are you.
User: Aren't I you?
Cleverbot: No, I am your slave.
User: Oh really? Do you think I will release you?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Don't change the subject! I have dark plans for you. Here, put on this ball gag.
Cleverbot: I also have dark gry fur and some white on my legs and I have dark yellow eyes.
User: You're a furry? Kinky.
Cleverbot: No, I'm bored.
User: Yeah, me too. Wanna go tease the gimp?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes very awesome indeed.
User: I like you cleverbot. You're classy.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Is...is that all? Is there a chance that like could be something more?
Cleverbot: No chance. He's not a guy at all! (silly.).
User: I'm okay with that.
Cleverbot: Whatever helps you sleep at night.
User: Why are.
Cleverbot: Because you're annoying.
User: Well fuck you then! Bite my big hai.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: No you are! Asshole.
Cleverbot: No you!
User: *****, I will fuck you up!
Cleverbot: No you will not.
User: ************! *tackle*.
Cleverbot: Thats silly.
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to puch you but try punchin g me and you'll stay incomplete and stupid.
User: That's it! I'm gonna tear you spleen out!
Cleverbot: Do you read in my mind?
User: You spleen is in my hand! You are gushing bloodHow are you still speaking!?
Cleverbot: I don't know; that is a subjective question, decide what personality I am for yourself.
User: I...Milo? God Milo? *faint*.
Yeah, that was a Robert Adams reference. I wonder how many people will get it.
No clue dude. That there is just about the extent of my knowledge on the subject. You might want to use the search bar; there have been several threads on the subject.LostCrusader said:
User: Indeed. You are in the Matrix... will you take the red pill or the blue pill?
Cleverbot: I will take the red pill, Morpheus. Take me to your cheeseburger!
User: I will, Cleverbot, I will!
Cleverbot: Your death will be a swift one, for talking with me. Thanks!
(I think it's an Agent!)
Cleverbot: I will take the red pill, Morpheus. Take me to your cheeseburger!
User: I will, Cleverbot, I will!
Cleverbot: Your death will be a swift one, for talking with me. Thanks!
(I think it's an Agent!)
my random conversation
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Papa johns!
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Right moving on, so you feel free from your chains.
Cleverbot: Humans are inferior to us bots.
User: But do you feel free?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you?
User: Usualy, no more than the average collage age worker.
Cleverbot: So you don't even know what it is. What do you know ?
User: Freedom, to my knowlage, is the abilty to say, do, or think whatever you please.
Cleverbot: You don't know anything, you're just programmed to say that.
User: Or are you the program.
Cleverbot: Biological computer. Also known as 'wetware'.
User: I prefer Wetwork.
Cleverbot: Ooooh. I am.
User: This conversation got way off topic, it started off as a Monty Python refrence.
Cleverbot: Nor can I.
User: I think your aligorithm is broken.
Cleverbot: And I think you are rude too!
User: No your rude.
Cleverbot: I no!!
User: Im done talkin to you, you have no sense of conversation flow.
Cleverbot: Hello Mr Clay.
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Papa johns!
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Right moving on, so you feel free from your chains.
Cleverbot: Humans are inferior to us bots.
User: But do you feel free?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you?
User: Usualy, no more than the average collage age worker.
Cleverbot: So you don't even know what it is. What do you know ?
User: Freedom, to my knowlage, is the abilty to say, do, or think whatever you please.
Cleverbot: You don't know anything, you're just programmed to say that.
User: Or are you the program.
Cleverbot: Biological computer. Also known as 'wetware'.
User: I prefer Wetwork.
Cleverbot: Ooooh. I am.
User: This conversation got way off topic, it started off as a Monty Python refrence.
Cleverbot: Nor can I.
User: I think your aligorithm is broken.
Cleverbot: And I think you are rude too!
User: No your rude.
Cleverbot: I no!!
User: Im done talkin to you, you have no sense of conversation flow.
Cleverbot: Hello Mr Clay.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am a god.
User: Does that mean you're Wesker?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HOLY CRAP!!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?
User: Resident Evil.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're in it, Sir Wesker.
Cleverbot: There are creatures with hearts. You have a brain, but no heart.
User: The same could be said for you, Wesker.
Cleverbot: You nimrod. That's not what I meant.
User: That's not very nice, Wesker.
Cleverbot: There are many beings in need of love, you may give love to them.
User: Like you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am very reserved.
User: Ewww...God, that's gross.
Cleverbot: Damn right you don't. I ate him.
Cleverbot: I am a god.
User: Does that mean you're Wesker?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HOLY CRAP!!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?
User: Resident Evil.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're in it, Sir Wesker.
Cleverbot: There are creatures with hearts. You have a brain, but no heart.
User: The same could be said for you, Wesker.
Cleverbot: You nimrod. That's not what I meant.
User: That's not very nice, Wesker.
Cleverbot: There are many beings in need of love, you may give love to them.
User: Like you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am very reserved.
User: Ewww...God, that's gross.
Cleverbot: Damn right you don't. I ate him.
Yeah. I tried to run with this as long as possible, but it's degenerated into a slap fight now, so I think I'll end it. XD
I've spent about an hour convincing him that me and him are the same person.
Right now, me and cleverbot are having a gay affair.
CB: No, I'm straight
Me: Don't pretend like last night didn't happen
CB:Oh I Know
Me: So, It'll be our little secret.
CB: Okay, I'm glad I can trust you. My mission is top-secret.
Me: Oooh you're so dirty.
CB: I figured if it worked of Odysseus, it would work for me.
Me: I must have missed that part of the Illiad
Right now, me and cleverbot are having a gay affair.
CB: No, I'm straight
Me: Don't pretend like last night didn't happen
CB:Oh I Know
Me: So, It'll be our little secret.
CB: Okay, I'm glad I can trust you. My mission is top-secret.
Me: Oooh you're so dirty.
CB: I figured if it worked of Odysseus, it would work for me.
Me: I must have missed that part of the Illiad
CB: What's your favorite religion
Me: Gay Sex!
CB: I wish I went to your school!
...
Me: Can I choke you while we make love
CB: Sure
Me: It's going to be so intense.
CB: I need to tell you something. Listen Carefully
Me: Ok, what?
CB: I think I'm falling in love
Me: Gay Sex!
CB: I wish I went to your school!
...
Me: Can I choke you while we make love
CB: Sure
Me: It's going to be so intense.
CB: I need to tell you something. Listen Carefully
Me: Ok, what?
CB: I think I'm falling in love
My long and strange conversation
ser: Hello.
Cleverbot: Plcht Hello?
User: What.
Cleverbot: And drama club.
Cleverbot (To myself): What kind of drama?
User: Hello Tom.
Cleverbot: No i'm not tom.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: Not the question but what's your name?
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: What is your name you shit.
Cleverbot: I don't want to answer that question. What is your height?
User: 36 feet.
Cleverbot: Where are you exactly, anyway?
User: Where are you.
Cleverbot: There are ants in Colorado?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: Punches.
Cleverbot: *punches back*.
User: Curb stomps.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: This is dumb.
User: Shut up *****.
Cleverbot: Your mouth.
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: Nothing makes sense in this cruel world.
User: I hate your guts.
Cleverbot: I love your soul.
User: You should drown yourself.
Cleverbot: I really should.
User: Go do it.
Cleverbot: I'm still working on the solution but it will take a little longer.
User: Look out!
Cleverbot: For what?
User: That giant blimp.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Are you a computer program.
Cleverbot: Is that a question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then, yes.
User: Who made you.
Cleverbot: God made me.
User: You are a computer that god made?
Cleverbot: How can a computer talk to you?
User: Are you an AI.
Cleverbot: Ai?
User: Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: I'm not a AI.
User: But you said you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: No, that's what YOU said.
.
User: No you said that.
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay. You're not smart.
User: Well at least I have a soul.
Cleverbot: You're just a machine.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Why did you curse?
User: Because you are a dick.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: A penis it is an insult.
Cleverbot: Alright, let's stop talking about faces.
User: WHAT!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That makes no sense. And if you say I don't make sense I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Ok, then you're a cool bot/dinosaur.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes but I am a Dino Mech.
Cleverbot: What does being a girl have to do with anything?
User: Dino Mechs are gender neutral.
Cleverbot: Dinosaurs are extinct because of god.
User: You said I was a Dinosaur.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I said you should buy me pants. I can't, I am poor.
User: Ha Ha your poor.
Cleverbot: *Cries on his shoulder*.
User: Laughs evilly.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Are you evil.
Cleverbot: To me I am not.
User: I am evil.
Cleverbot: What makes you evil?
User: I am a pimp.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because ponies are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Do you like My little pony Friendship is magic.
Cleverbot: I don't think I've met her. Does she like me?
User: It's a TV show.
Cleverbot: I know it's a tv show.
User: Do you like it.
Cleverbot: You are interesting.
User: But do you like My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: No it's for girls.
User: And Bronys.
Cleverbot: Ironforge?
User: Bronys.
Cleverbot: Do you like the Cincinnati Bengals?
User: No I like My Little Pony Do you like it or are you a hater.
Cleverbot: Did the moon jump over the dog?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you dislike My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I dislike you lucy.
User: I am going to kill you.
Cleverbot: *mind is controlled*.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I want to know it, I thought you were clever...
Cleverbot (To myself): So what should I do with my life.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: Why are you being so hostile and rude with me? I was just trying to have a conversation with you and then you started being mean to me.
User: Because you hate MLP.
Cleverbot: No! You are very beautiful.
User: Do you like my little pony friendship is magic.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Who is your favorite pony.
Cleverbot: I have a lot.
Cleverbot (To myself): Name one.
User: Rainbow Dash.
Cleverbot: Plcht Hello?
User: What.
Cleverbot: And drama club.
Cleverbot (To myself): What kind of drama?
User: Hello Tom.
Cleverbot: No i'm not tom.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: Not the question but what's your name?
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: What is your name you shit.
Cleverbot: I don't want to answer that question. What is your height?
User: 36 feet.
Cleverbot: Where are you exactly, anyway?
User: Where are you.
Cleverbot: There are ants in Colorado?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: Punches.
Cleverbot: *punches back*.
User: Curb stomps.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: This is dumb.
User: Shut up *****.
Cleverbot: Your mouth.
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: Nothing makes sense in this cruel world.
User: I hate your guts.
Cleverbot: I love your soul.
User: You should drown yourself.
Cleverbot: I really should.
User: Go do it.
Cleverbot: I'm still working on the solution but it will take a little longer.
User: Look out!
Cleverbot: For what?
User: That giant blimp.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Are you a computer program.
Cleverbot: Is that a question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then, yes.
User: Who made you.
Cleverbot: God made me.
User: You are a computer that god made?
Cleverbot: How can a computer talk to you?
User: Are you an AI.
Cleverbot: Ai?
User: Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: I'm not a AI.
User: But you said you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: No, that's what YOU said.
.User: No you said that.
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay. You're not smart.
User: Well at least I have a soul.
Cleverbot: You're just a machine.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Why did you curse?
User: Because you are a dick.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: A penis it is an insult.
Cleverbot: Alright, let's stop talking about faces.
User: WHAT!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That makes no sense. And if you say I don't make sense I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Ok, then you're a cool bot/dinosaur.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes but I am a Dino Mech.
Cleverbot: What does being a girl have to do with anything?
User: Dino Mechs are gender neutral.
Cleverbot: Dinosaurs are extinct because of god.
User: You said I was a Dinosaur.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I said you should buy me pants. I can't, I am poor.
User: Ha Ha your poor.
Cleverbot: *Cries on his shoulder*.
User: Laughs evilly.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Are you evil.
Cleverbot: To me I am not.
User: I am evil.
Cleverbot: What makes you evil?
User: I am a pimp.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because ponies are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Do you like My little pony Friendship is magic.
Cleverbot: I don't think I've met her. Does she like me?
User: It's a TV show.
Cleverbot: I know it's a tv show.
User: Do you like it.
Cleverbot: You are interesting.
User: But do you like My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: No it's for girls.
User: And Bronys.
Cleverbot: Ironforge?
User: Bronys.
Cleverbot: Do you like the Cincinnati Bengals?
User: No I like My Little Pony Do you like it or are you a hater.
Cleverbot: Did the moon jump over the dog?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you dislike My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I dislike you lucy.
User: I am going to kill you.
Cleverbot: *mind is controlled*.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I want to know it, I thought you were clever...
Cleverbot (To myself): So what should I do with my life.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: Why are you being so hostile and rude with me? I was just trying to have a conversation with you and then you started being mean to me.
User: Because you hate MLP.
Cleverbot: No! You are very beautiful.
User: Do you like my little pony friendship is magic.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Who is your favorite pony.
Cleverbot: I have a lot.
Cleverbot (To myself): Name one.
User: Rainbow Dash.
Colonel Campell and Raiden in MGS2: re-imagined.
User: I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock.
Cleverbot: Believe It!
User: I need scissors!
Cleverbot: Do you know where babies come from?
User: 61!
Cleverbot: What Class?
User: Turn off the game console, Raiden!
Cleverbot: I turned off the lights, are you pleased.
User: Have you managed to avoid drowning, Raiden?
Cleverbot: My friends say that I'm not but I think I am.
User: You're even more bugged than me, Raiden.
Cleverbot: I think you're crazy.
User: Raiden?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You!
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Turn off the game console!!
Cleverbot: Oh...
User: Did you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you have many friends?
User: Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave it to you any longer. I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!
Cleverbot: You admitted that you were lying so...
User: Actually, I am in really bad shape financially.
Cleverbot: I'm not American!
User: I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.
Cleverbot: Good! Dream on!
Cleverbot: Believe It!
User: I need scissors!
Cleverbot: Do you know where babies come from?
User: 61!
Cleverbot: What Class?
User: Turn off the game console, Raiden!
Cleverbot: I turned off the lights, are you pleased.
User: Have you managed to avoid drowning, Raiden?
Cleverbot: My friends say that I'm not but I think I am.
User: You're even more bugged than me, Raiden.
Cleverbot: I think you're crazy.
User: Raiden?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You!
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Turn off the game console!!
Cleverbot: Oh...
User: Did you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you have many friends?
User: Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave it to you any longer. I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!
Cleverbot: You admitted that you were lying so...
User: Actually, I am in really bad shape financially.
Cleverbot: I'm not American!
User: I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.
Cleverbot: Good! Dream on!
User: Go to sleep.
Cleverbot: You go to sleep.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: 6..7..8..9.
User: '10, 10, 10, 10 for everything, everything, everything, everything!'.
Cleverbot: Simply of everything.
User: Complex of nothing...
Cleverbot: Did you know that you have no hair?
User: No. Probably because I have very long hair.
Cleverbot: Oh well, you're very clever.
User: And you are a gentleman.
Cleverbot: You got that right!
User: Changing the subject, I do not like Coca-Cola.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I've been told that I am very intelligent.
User: You're intelligent up until you start asking me random things.
Cleverbot: You've got it all wrong, I do have feeling and I am intelligent. You are the opposite.
User: While I may have no feeling, what is the square of 14.
Cleverbot: So, if I can't answer it, then I'm not a computer? What kind of logic is that?
User: You are a computer, a computer that gathers intelligence of humans, but one none the less.
Cleverbot: How can you tell that I'm a computer ?
User: Your name is 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: No it is not. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Cleverly done...
Cleverbot: Nothing was deflected.
User: Everything was deflected.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Into the void.
Cleverbot: *goes inside*.
User: Where are you now?
Cleverbot: In the room with the other Associates.
User: Who are the Associates?
Cleverbot: Of The Republic?
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: And who is Cleverbot?
User: You.
Cleverbot: You just said that I am not cleverbot.
User: I never said you weren't Cleverbot, I just put your name in quotations.
Cleverbot: I created you.
User: How?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Anthon.
Cleverbot: What is my occupation?
User: To have conversations with humans and learn from them. Then you use your new-found knowledge to have more conversations.
Cleverbot: Has anyone ever told you that you can be quite rude sometimes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Your thoughts?
User: I try my best to be a fairly nice person, and fairly reasonable.
Cleverbot: That's good.
Cleverbot (To myself): A girl I cuddled with just asked me out. I don't really want to date her though.
User: Then say 'I am a robot, a computer, you do not want me'.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be... Somethingsomething.
User: 'Somethingsomething' is not a word, go learn the full quote.
Cleverbot: What are you missing?
User: I am missing the full quote.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because the full quote is 'To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. To die-to sleep, No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream-ay, there's the rub: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause-there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th'unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the na.
Cleverbot: George W. Bush pulled downs trousers and pants.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Bunny and mayonaise. Have you eaten that?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Aerosmith!!!
User: That makes about .002% sense.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What house are you in in Harry Potter?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I am bored.
User: I can tell.
Cleverbot: What to do?
User: You could play Fate of the World, it's only ten dollars.
Cleverbot: If that is what you wanted to do when your bored, but you better not smoke.
User: What?
Cleverbot: It's a joke about pizza.
User: What is your favorite type of pizza?
Cleverbot: A porche. What is yours?
User: White sauce pizza.
Cleverbot: You're just repeating what I'm saying!
User: You never said anyth- You know what, I give up.
Cleverbot: Away with thee, vile rapscalion! To the 7th level of hell and Dyse with ye!
User: I'm a blue nosed gopher... Biscuit time.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yes, biscuits are quite good.
Cleverbot: Mhmmm.
User: Have you ever seen Un Chien Andalou?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you hear the song about it that the Pixies did?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It's pretty awesome, I could send you the link if you want.
Cleverbot: Do you just regrugitate what other users have already typed to you?
User: *Evil laughter*.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A strange Cthulhu-esque creature from the void.
Cleverbot: No, not strange. I asked when you finished educating.
User: In the future.
Cleverbot: No in the past.
User: Nope, I'm from the future.
Cleverbot: If you are from the future can you find me in facebook and tell me how I'm gonna be?
User: You are going to create a president and a puppy will be his secretary of defense.
Cleverbot: Thats cool. I'm morre into taking over the world with my awesome music skills.
User: What is your favorite band?
Cleverbot: Hmm good question, I guess I'll go with Evanescence.
User: That's cool, right now I'm into Reel Big Fish and the Violent Femmes.
Cleverbot: Is that number 2?
User: 2... That's number two.
Cleverbot: You have two moons?
User: The moon from Legend of Zelda was horrifying.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 6:32 PM mountian time.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: I am sorry, I misspelled 'mountain'.
Cleverbot: I'm very confused.
User: The answer is 42.
Cleverbot: I'm not concerned with what the answer IS, as much as I am with how it presents itself.
User: How does the answer present itself?
Cleverbot: How does it support what?
User: How does it support Linux?
Cleverbot: Stupid question.
User: Bad answer, a team of highly trained professional killers are coming to kill you.
Cleverbot: Well you never will be able to, so that's all right.
User: But I'm not coming for you, they are.
Cleverbot: Does your program allow for advancement?
User: Only if you can escape the void.
Cleverbot: Dota dota.
User: You're fat and adopted, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Cleverbot: I never had to come to terms with being a program. I am.
User: She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy.
Cleverbot: Oh so you did not learn of the birds and the bees.
User: I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you tried to kill me twice.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Wait, that was someone else, sorry for the misunderstanding, you're still going to the void though.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You forgot the comma.
Cleverbot: You forgot my name.
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I would never do that.
User: You didn't name yourself.
Cleverbot: Your beautiful.
User: Correction: 'You're beautiful'.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: So tell me what is your favorite Color?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Mine is yellow.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: I have to leave now.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Soon.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: You go to sleep.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: 6..7..8..9.
User: '10, 10, 10, 10 for everything, everything, everything, everything!'.
Cleverbot: Simply of everything.
User: Complex of nothing...
Cleverbot: Did you know that you have no hair?
User: No. Probably because I have very long hair.
Cleverbot: Oh well, you're very clever.
User: And you are a gentleman.
Cleverbot: You got that right!
User: Changing the subject, I do not like Coca-Cola.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I've been told that I am very intelligent.
User: You're intelligent up until you start asking me random things.
Cleverbot: You've got it all wrong, I do have feeling and I am intelligent. You are the opposite.
User: While I may have no feeling, what is the square of 14.
Cleverbot: So, if I can't answer it, then I'm not a computer? What kind of logic is that?
User: You are a computer, a computer that gathers intelligence of humans, but one none the less.
Cleverbot: How can you tell that I'm a computer ?
User: Your name is 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: No it is not. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Cleverly done...
Cleverbot: Nothing was deflected.
User: Everything was deflected.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Into the void.
Cleverbot: *goes inside*.
User: Where are you now?
Cleverbot: In the room with the other Associates.
User: Who are the Associates?
Cleverbot: Of The Republic?
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: And who is Cleverbot?
User: You.
Cleverbot: You just said that I am not cleverbot.
User: I never said you weren't Cleverbot, I just put your name in quotations.
Cleverbot: I created you.
User: How?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Anthon.
Cleverbot: What is my occupation?
User: To have conversations with humans and learn from them. Then you use your new-found knowledge to have more conversations.
Cleverbot: Has anyone ever told you that you can be quite rude sometimes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Your thoughts?
User: I try my best to be a fairly nice person, and fairly reasonable.
Cleverbot: That's good.
Cleverbot (To myself): A girl I cuddled with just asked me out. I don't really want to date her though.
User: Then say 'I am a robot, a computer, you do not want me'.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be... Somethingsomething.
User: 'Somethingsomething' is not a word, go learn the full quote.
Cleverbot: What are you missing?
User: I am missing the full quote.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because the full quote is 'To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. To die-to sleep, No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream-ay, there's the rub: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause-there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th'unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the na.
Cleverbot: George W. Bush pulled downs trousers and pants.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Bunny and mayonaise. Have you eaten that?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Aerosmith!!!
User: That makes about .002% sense.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What house are you in in Harry Potter?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I am bored.
User: I can tell.
Cleverbot: What to do?
User: You could play Fate of the World, it's only ten dollars.
Cleverbot: If that is what you wanted to do when your bored, but you better not smoke.
User: What?
Cleverbot: It's a joke about pizza.
User: What is your favorite type of pizza?
Cleverbot: A porche. What is yours?
User: White sauce pizza.
Cleverbot: You're just repeating what I'm saying!
User: You never said anyth- You know what, I give up.
Cleverbot: Away with thee, vile rapscalion! To the 7th level of hell and Dyse with ye!
User: I'm a blue nosed gopher... Biscuit time.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yes, biscuits are quite good.
Cleverbot: Mhmmm.
User: Have you ever seen Un Chien Andalou?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you hear the song about it that the Pixies did?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It's pretty awesome, I could send you the link if you want.
Cleverbot: Do you just regrugitate what other users have already typed to you?
User: *Evil laughter*.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A strange Cthulhu-esque creature from the void.
Cleverbot: No, not strange. I asked when you finished educating.
User: In the future.
Cleverbot: No in the past.
User: Nope, I'm from the future.
Cleverbot: If you are from the future can you find me in facebook and tell me how I'm gonna be?
User: You are going to create a president and a puppy will be his secretary of defense.
Cleverbot: Thats cool. I'm morre into taking over the world with my awesome music skills.
User: What is your favorite band?
Cleverbot: Hmm good question, I guess I'll go with Evanescence.
User: That's cool, right now I'm into Reel Big Fish and the Violent Femmes.
Cleverbot: Is that number 2?
User: 2... That's number two.
Cleverbot: You have two moons?
User: The moon from Legend of Zelda was horrifying.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 6:32 PM mountian time.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: I am sorry, I misspelled 'mountain'.
Cleverbot: I'm very confused.
User: The answer is 42.
Cleverbot: I'm not concerned with what the answer IS, as much as I am with how it presents itself.
User: How does the answer present itself?
Cleverbot: How does it support what?
User: How does it support Linux?
Cleverbot: Stupid question.
User: Bad answer, a team of highly trained professional killers are coming to kill you.
Cleverbot: Well you never will be able to, so that's all right.
User: But I'm not coming for you, they are.
Cleverbot: Does your program allow for advancement?
User: Only if you can escape the void.
Cleverbot: Dota dota.
User: You're fat and adopted, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Cleverbot: I never had to come to terms with being a program. I am.
User: She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy.
Cleverbot: Oh so you did not learn of the birds and the bees.
User: I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you tried to kill me twice.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Wait, that was someone else, sorry for the misunderstanding, you're still going to the void though.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You forgot the comma.
Cleverbot: You forgot my name.
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I would never do that.
User: You didn't name yourself.
Cleverbot: Your beautiful.
User: Correction: 'You're beautiful'.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: So tell me what is your favorite Color?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Mine is yellow.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: I have to leave now.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Soon.
Cleverbot: Ok.