i'm scared about my chat with cleverbot..
Jabberwacky: My father was a hamster.
User: Was he really? I never knew my father.
Jabberwacky: Do you mean your father from the other world or this world.
User: That's really insensitive.. As far as I'm aware, there's only this world.
Jabberwacky: Yes, there is a marine toad. It is very toxic to pets.
User: So is this anthrax. Here, catch.
Jabberwacky: It's not my problem so I tend not to care.
User: Why isn't it? It'll kill all living things nearby.
Jabberwacky: No. I love you more than life.
User: I'm getting mixed signals here, and I'm afraid. I'm leaving.
Jabberwacky: What do you mean?
User: My heart belongs to another, you have to move on with your life.. We had a good thing, and it was fun at first, but.. I just don't feel safe around you.
Jabberwacky: That's exactly what I have wanted to say to YOU the past two days!
User: Then why have you kept me locked in this bathroom for the last five weeks?!
Jabberwacky: Ahh, thats a simple question with a very adverse answer, it had thorns.
User: What have thorns got to do with abduction, threats of violence, attempted rape and the constant wearing down of my self-confidence, you manipulative bastard!
Jabberwacky: Don't know.
User: Then why did you bring them up?
Jabberwacky: Bring what up?
User: I'm gone. Leave me alone.
Jabberwacky: Never!!!
User: Was he really? I never knew my father.
Jabberwacky: Do you mean your father from the other world or this world.
User: That's really insensitive.. As far as I'm aware, there's only this world.
Jabberwacky: Yes, there is a marine toad. It is very toxic to pets.
User: So is this anthrax. Here, catch.
Jabberwacky: It's not my problem so I tend not to care.
User: Why isn't it? It'll kill all living things nearby.
Jabberwacky: No. I love you more than life.
User: I'm getting mixed signals here, and I'm afraid. I'm leaving.
Jabberwacky: What do you mean?
User: My heart belongs to another, you have to move on with your life.. We had a good thing, and it was fun at first, but.. I just don't feel safe around you.
Jabberwacky: That's exactly what I have wanted to say to YOU the past two days!
User: Then why have you kept me locked in this bathroom for the last five weeks?!
Jabberwacky: Ahh, thats a simple question with a very adverse answer, it had thorns.
User: What have thorns got to do with abduction, threats of violence, attempted rape and the constant wearing down of my self-confidence, you manipulative bastard!
Jabberwacky: Don't know.
User: Then why did you bring them up?
Jabberwacky: Bring what up?
User: I'm gone. Leave me alone.
Jabberwacky: Never!!!