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Which episode of full house did Danny Tanner say only he gets to look at Michelle's vagina? I missed that one. Dude made it in literally the creepiest fucking way he could have made it. You lot are worried about telling kids gay people exist and this is the shit you're fine with?
Yes. A father changing a diaper is significantly less gross and weird than teachers maintaining cross-dressing closets.
 

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Yes. A father changing a diaper is significantly less gross and weird than teachers maintaining cross-dressing closets.
If you can't tell why that's a fucked up way to discuss your child's gender and changing their diaper then thanks for confirming what 3 decades in a Catholic country has taught me.
 
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Yes. A father changing a diaper is significantly less gross and weird than teachers maintaining cross-dressing closets.
He was stating that, no matter what, he was going to make sure this vagina is going to stay a vagina. It's not about a diaper.

Also, dirty diaper automatically are more gross than cross-dressing

Edit; just reread your quote. You had weird there too. I see 'cross dressing' all the time so no, I wouldn't find it weird
 

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He was stating that, no matter what, he was going to make sure this vagina is going to stay a vagina. It's not about a diaper.

Also, dirty diaper automatically are more gross than cross-dressing

Edit; just reread your quote. You had weird there too. I see 'cross dressing' all the time so no, I wouldn't find it weird
Even less so as a child. Boy clothes and girl clothes are an adult hangup. I mean when I was a kid I used to dress up in my mother's clothes and I assure you I am about as male presenting as they come. More out of laziness than any adherence to gender conformity. Nothing will ever be easier than shorts and a t-shirt.
 

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Jada apparently thought the slap was hilarious. Tit for tat maybe?
Not defending what Chris Rock said at the awards, but Will and Jada could have handled it a bit better. Y'all are all adults in your 50s now. Stop acting like you're in your 20s and 30s. I will say that Rock handled that slap like a champ, and kept going. I have no investment, nor stake in this. The Oscars suck anyway.
 
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It was a bad joke told in an unbelievably creepy way. Stop defending this shit.
The punchline of a "dad being unreasonably protective of daughter" joke is the dad being unreasonable. That you think he said something unreasonable is the point.
 

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The punchline of a "dad being unreasonably protective of daughter" joke is the dad being unreasonable. That you think he said something unreasonable is the point.
If it was a joke, then it was a really shitty, creepy one. Read the room.
 

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The punchline of a "dad being unreasonably protective of daughter" joke is the dad being unreasonable. That you think he said something unreasonable is the point.
Well congratufuckinglations, he sounds fantastically unreasonable and more than a little incesty. Way to stick it to those transes, really showed them

EDIT: Like, this doesn't scan as a joke
She “made a promise to me on the first day, right? My wife was sleeping, and I’m holding her [my daughter] in my arms. And I get emotional thinking about it, but she made a promise with me. She shook my hand and I said, ‘I’m the only boyfriend till you’re 25 years old, shake hands.’

“Shook my hand. So I have changed the diapers. I have looked under the hood. She’s a woman. I’m gonna be the last guy in a long time that looks under the hood right there. But guess what? She was born a woman and she’s gonna stay a woman, it’s that simple.”
 

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EDIT: Like, this doesn't scan as a joke
In fairness a lot of fathers joke about their daughter's not being able to date until a comically late age.

However the rest of that quote is gross. "Looking under her hood"? That's not the right references to make to your daughter at all. Unless you are DEEP into Nascar or some shit.....even then....no....
 

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In fairness a lot of fathers joke about their daughter's not being able to date until a comically late age.

However the rest of that quote is gross. "Looking under her hood"? That's not the right references to make to your daughter at all. Unless you are DEEP into Nascar or some shit.....even then....no....
One of the signs of a groomer is using flowery language for genitalia instead of their medical names. That's what you're reacting too. Edit: you're reacting to a potential of someone being a groomer

(Not saying this Guiliani is. There would need to be more evidence.)
 

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One of the signs of a groomer is using flowery language for genitalia instead of their medical names. That's what you're reacting too

(Not saying this Guiliani is. There would need to be more evidence.)
I mean if it wasn't the father saying it and it was like a husband talking about "Oh yeah man it's date night and I'll get to check under my wife's hood tonight for sure." Is very much less creepy than a little girls dad. It's just the context that's unsettling really.