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With minimal academic, political, social, cultural, or economic hierarchies. You can still have common-sense ones like the military(If you are a soldier you cannot vote away charging a hill since the enemy may gain that hill, and murder your nation afterward in a series of cascading steps), parent to offspring, and teacher and student that are required. The keyword being political. Direct democracy doesn't equal democratic socialism. In a direct democracy, you are not dependent on the whims of lawmakers, and unelected bureaucrats made up of academics.
Firstly, bureaucrats are very rarely academics even in our current system. They're functionaries, and are rarely decision-makers. I think you're getting bureaucrats mixed up with advisors or other appointees allowed to hold an outsized role in the heart of government (like Dominic Cummings, or Peter Mandelson).

That aside, what you're describing sounds like the hypothetical end-point that Marx outlined. Hierarchies abolished, and decisions made by direct democratic participation across most levels of society, both political and economic.
 
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Well that was very much more under empire or imperialism than modern capitalism as such.
Of course, now that minimising the effects of the famine has failed you've changed your argument to it wasn't really capitalism.

Right, I'll play along.


Ireland produced more than enough food to sustain itself during the famine but had to export all of it to protect British profits.
 

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I can see three mile island from the top of the nearest hill. It's not exactly comparable to Chernobyl.
Right, but was that anything to do with capitalism, or just the dumb luck that an accident didn't hit just the wrong point of weakness?

I mean, plenty of people fall asleep at the wheel of a car and drive off the road. But it's just exceptional bad luck for the guy whose car ends up in the path of a train and causes a rail crash.
 

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PARIS (AP) — The old music box factory had been abandoned for years on the outskirts of the Swiss mountain town, with paint curling at the edges of its dingy grey and yellow walls.

It was the perfect hiding place for the young French mother and her 8-year-old daughter at the heart of Operation Lima, an international child abduction plot planned and funded by a French group with echoes of the far-right extremist movement QAnon.

Lola Montemaggi had lost custody of her daughter, Mia, to her own mother months earlier because French government child protective services feared the young woman was unstable. Montemaggi found people online who shared the QAnon belief that government workers themselves were running a child trafficking ring. Then she turned to her network to do what she needed to do: Extract Mia.

The April 13 kidnapping of the girl from her grandmother’s home marked what is believed to be the first time that conspiracy theorists in Europe have committed a crime linked to the QAnon-style web of false beliefs that sent hundreds to storm the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6. It shows how what was once a strictly U.S. movement has metastasized around the world, with Europol, the European umbrella policing agency, adding QAnon to its list of threats in June. QAnon influence has now been tracked to 85 countries, and its beliefs have been adapted to local contexts and languages from Hindi to Hebrew.


A California father this summer took his two children to Mexico and killed them under the influence of “QAnon and Illuminati conspiracy theories,” federal authorities say. QAnon supporters also have been linked to at least six attempted kidnappings in the United States, convinced that children are falling victim to pedophiles, according to Mia Bloom, who documented the abductions for her book on QAnon published this summer.

“If someone is trying to get back their child and says they’re with this cabal, there’s now a support network where before QAnon it would not have existed,” Bloom said.


Part of QAnon’s loose collection of beliefs is specific to the United States, where the conspiracy theory began. But the conviction that there is a deep state conspiracy and cabals of government-sponsored child traffickers crosses borders, as does anti-vaccine rhetoric since the start of the pandemic.

The abduction of Mia was inspired by a former politician who promised to save child trafficking victims and lead France back to its former greatness. The AP pieced the story together from interviews with investigators and lawyers, as well as thousands of online messages, showing how QAnon-style beliefs draw in the vulnerable and connect them in often dangerous ways.

Two men charged in the abduction were also charged last week in an unrelated far-right plot against vaccine centers. Montemaggi was freed Monday after nearly six months in jail, but remains under judicial supervision until her trial.

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Montemaggi is a 28-year-old woman with glossy chestnut hair and pale eyes, a lilting voice and a smile whose very edges curved upwards. Two stars are tattooed on the fragile skin inside her wrist.


She had Mia when she was 20, but she and the baby’s father turned her over to his parents days after the birth, according to their lawyer, who publicly described “social, professional, financial precariousness; maybe too much immaturity.” Montemaggi would drop in for an afternoon from time to time.

One day, when Mia was 5, her mother took her out to play. The two never returned, said the lawyer, Guillaume Fort. It was a year before Montemaggi sent word about the child, Fort said.

By then, Montemaggi had joined France’s 2018 anti-government Yellow Vest movement, according to people who spent time with her in protests, all wearing the group’s iconic fluorescent safety vests.


In November 2019, Montemaggi turned 27. She was not celebrating.


“Today, on my birthday, I am disgusted,” she wrote in a Facebook post on Nov. 12, 2019. “Since I awoke, this famous ‘awakening’ is hard, digesting all that I have learned, all that the TV and the politicians hide from us, all these lies, it’s not easy.”

Over the course of the next year, as France entered one of the world’s strictest coronavirus lockdowns, Montemaggi’s world grew progressively darker. She believed 5G towers were concealing population control devices, Bill Gates was plotting to spread the coronavirus, and governments everywhere were trafficking children either to molest them or to extract an essence for eternal youth. She pulled Mia out of school.

The month of her 28th birthday, she concluded that the French government was illegitimate and its laws no longer applied to her, beliefs central to what is known as the sovereign citizen movement. Like QAnon, the sovereign citizen movement started in the U.S., and its followers are anti-government extremists who believe that they don’t have to answer to government authorities, including courts and law enforcement.

She urged others to join her and enlisted in a Telegram group for sovereign citizens in the Lorraine region. Montemaggi tended to leave short voice messages punctuated by a gentle laugh, trying to set up meetings, wishing people a happy New Year, or admonishing those she thought were insufficiently dedicated to the cause.

She told those around her she was going to empty her apartment, sell her furniture and “go under the radar with her daughter.” Montemaggi had been losing weight for months, arguing so violently with her boyfriend that her family feared Mia was in danger.

To her new acquaintances on Telegram, she casually mentioned a court summons Jan. 11 that would prevent her from joining a proposed meeting, “a personal thing.” She rejected the judge’s authority to interfere in her life or her child’s.

The judge thought otherwise. Montemaggi lost custody of her daughter to her own mother.

She could see Mia twice a month, never alone, at the grandmother’s house in Les Poulières, a village about a 30-minute drive from Montemaggi’s apartment. And she could not speak to her by phone.

Montemaggi had no plan, but her beliefs were hardening.

“There are no laws above us except for universal law,” she said in one message over the winter to a Telegram correspondent. “There are no government laws. You have to understand that.”

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While the Capitol insurrection in the United States is the best-known example of violence tied to QAnon, it is far from the only one. Twenty-seven people in U.S. have been linked to QAnon violence unrelated to the riot, eight of whom also had ties to the sovereign citizen movement, according to recent research from the University of Maryland’s National Consortium for the Study of Terrorism and Responses to Terrorism. A quarter of the QAnon offenders were women – an unusually high percentage for alleged crimes.

In March 2020, a Kentucky mother who adhered to QAnon as well as an American sovereign citizen movement kidnapped her children from her grandmother, who was their guardian. In November the same year, a woman who had lost custody of her children shot her legal advisor in the head in Florida after deciding he had joined a cabal of child-stealing Satanists.

By the time the mob stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 this year, QAnon already had a solid foothold in Europe. At first, it was on the margins of protests against coronavirus lockdowns in Germany and Britain. But during the lockdowns, QAnon accommodated a range of other conspiracies and turned darker, first in the United States and then across the Atlantic.


It was around this time that the name of a disgraced French politician started circulating in French QAnon chats on Telegram.

Rémy Daillet-Wiedemann was finding new audiences for his previously obscure calls to overthrow France’s government, resist the “medical dictatorship” of coronavirus restrictions and protect children from the government-linked pedophiles in their midst.

“In Europe, a tipping point came when everything got wrapped “under the banner of ‘Save our Children,’” said Andreas Önnerfors, a Swedish researcher who studies the history of conspiracy theories.

Daillet-Wiedemann’s name appeared 271 times in a QAnon Telegram group from October until April, when its chat history was scrubbed. Most of those mentions came amid a debate among the “digital soldiers” about whether his movement to overthrow the government was authentic, according to data shared with the AP by Jordan Wildon, an extremism researcher who archived the material before the chat history was erased.


The more Daillet-Wiedemann’s theories aligned with the QAnon conspiracy, the more his audience grew. In early spring, a group of his supporters fell under surveillance by French antiterrorism investigators. Around the same time, one of Montemaggi’s Telegram friends advised her to contact Daillet-Wiedemann about her custody troubles.


Daillet-Wiedemann, who had been living in self-imposed exile in Malaysia for years, had a network of a few hundred supporters, with a much smaller “hard core,” according to François Pérain, the prosecutor in the region’s main city of Nancy. He instructed one of his supporters to make a plan for Mia and for another French child in a similar situation, and wired 3,000 euros for transportation and equipment, Pérain said.

Five men, ages 23 to 60, came together in the plot they dubbed “Operation Lima” – an anagram of Lola and Mia’s names. They gave themselves code names as well: Jeannot, Pitchoun, the Crow, Bruno, Bouga. A sixth man, a retired lieutenant-general from the French military, forged government paperwork for the mission in France’s Vosges region, near Switzerland.

The main planner went by the nickname Bouga and was an educator, according to his lawyer, Randall Schwerdorffer. He vetted Montemaggi with an online questionnaire before organizing what he considered “a legitimate intervention,” the lawyer said. He declined to release his client’s real name for reasons of privacy.

Concluding that Mia was in psychological danger, the men drew up a script for their roles in extracting her. Anti-terrorism investigators listening in on Daillet-Wiedemann’s supporters overheard troubling discussions about “a camping trip” in the eastern borderlands but could make little sense of it.

On April 13, an anthracite gray Volkswagen van pulled into Les Poulières. Flashing official-looking paperwork, the two men inside claimed to be carrying out a welfare check on Mia for the government. The girl’s grandmother agreed to their request to take her briefly away for an interview.

A quick call to the real child protective services revealed her mistake. By then Mia was long gone, on her way to a neighboring village.

There, Montemaggi waited in a black Peugeot with the other men. They caravaned to the Swiss border, then Montemaggi and two of the men entered the woods.

Over several hours, Montemaggi and the men hiked eastward, taking turns carrying Mia. When they reached Switzerland, another member of the network met them in his Porsche Cayenne. He took them not to a safehouse as expected but to a hotel.

As they were settling in for the night, the kidnapping alert flashed on television screens across France, one of only two dozen the nation has authorized in the past 15 years. The photos of Mia and her mother were beamed to millions of screens simultaneously.

That’s when Daillet-Wiedemann stepped in again from Malaysia, Pérain said. He sent out a call for shelter that only one person answered — and only for one night.

By then, the antiterrorism investigators had connected the van from Les Poulières with the anti-government clique of Daillet-Wiedemann supporters under surveillance. They figured out that the coded language of the “camping trip” referred to the abduction in the Vosges region.

Most of the men were arrested in France the next day. None bothered to hide their role or their conviction that the kidnapping was actually a restitution. One 58-year-old man compared himself to Arsène Lupin, the fictional French gentleman thief.

“They passed from conspiratorial beliefs to very serious acts, and those who went into action didn’t necessarily realize that they were on the wrong side of the law,” Pérain said.

Mia and Montemaggi were still missing, but investigators now knew that they had crossed the border and were headed east.

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On April 15, Montemaggi and Mia were driven to the decommissioned music box factory. It lacked electricity, running water and beds, but had something the young mother turned kidnapper needed more – isolation.

With no alternatives, Montemaggi spent three nights at the factory, chatting briefly with the artists and hikers who passed through during the day and trying to keep Mia amused. Witnesses said the pair baked a cake, played games and explored the surrounding clearing.

She told one woman she was going to take the girl to Saint Petersburg, Russia, but had no clear idea how. That period in the factory gave investigators the time they needed to find Mia and her mother before they left Switzerland.

The police arrived on Sunday morning. They spotted Mia first, checking her photo against the kidnap alert. Then her mother walked outside, and the game was up.


Montemaggi was taken into custody on kidnapping charges. Her family declined comment, as did her lawyer. Mia was reunited with her grandmother.


Daillet-Wiedemann posted a video praising the kidnappers.

“These are heroes. They are re-establishing the law. I congratulate them and will do everything to free them,” he said in a YouTube video viewed 30,000 times.

He would not get the chance. Malaysia expelled him in June.

Now he himself is jailed on charges of conspiring in the organized abduction of a child. At his first court hearing, Dailet-Wiedemann declared himself a candidate for president, maintaining that the charges against him are political.

His YouTube channel went offline soon after Mia was returned to her grandmother’s village home.

“Let them arrest me,” he said at the time. “People will see that I’m on the front lines and that’s how I will lead my revolution.”

Judges on Monday finally agreed to Montemaggi’s requests to be freed until trial, after months of insistence from her family and lawyer that she poses no danger to her daughter or anyone else.

“I’ve begun to put down in black and white my natural rights,” she wrote to a Telegram acquaintance, weeks before she was arrested. “With this text, I’ll ensure my rights are respected.”
 

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Another problem lain bare at the feet of capitalism.


Facebook knew its recommendation algorithm was a problem, so it set up a study to test out just how bad the problem was.

In the study, entitled “Carol’s Journey to QAnon—A Test User Study of Misinformation & Polarization Risks Encountered through Recommendation Systems,” Facebook set up some brand-new accounts.


Each of these accounts followed a small number of high-quality or verified conservative-interest pages, such as Fox News, former President Donald Trump, and former first lady Melania Trump. The study found that “within just one day, Page recommendations had already devolved toward polarizing content.”

Within two days, recommendations began to include conspiracy content. “It took less than 1 week to get a QAnon recommendation,” the report found.

The shocking revelations about how Facebook mishandled the rise of QAnon—as well as other militarized social movements—are revealed in one of eight whistleblower complaints filed by former Facebook product manager Frances Haugen with the Securities and Exchange Commission last week and published by CBS on Monday evening.

The revelation about how quickly new accounts can become radicalized is contained in a complaint focusing on Facebook’s role in the 2020 election and the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol.

But the complaint reveals much more about how Facebook failed to recognize the threat posed by QAnon on its platform. It also reveals that employees were exasperated by the company’s continued failure to act on that threat.

For years, Facebook ignored the warnings of extremism researchers who flagged the potential threat posed by the rise of QAnon on mainstream platforms like Facebook and Instagram.

This escalated in 2020, as the pandemic saw a rapid uptick in the number of people being radicalized into QAnon conspiracies through Facebook. Yet Facebook only acted when it was too late, and in some cases it even reversed decisions that had helped limit the spread of QAnon.

According to Haugen’s complaint, Facebook knew its ability to connect people in huge numbers via its Groups was facilitating the rise of QAnon.

“The QAnon community relied on minimally connected bulk group invites. One member sent over 377,000 group invites in less than 5 months,” according to an internal Facebook report entitled “Harmful Non-Violating Narratives.”

The report’s author noted that Facebook’s own engineers had found ways to slow this growth. One way was by limiting the number of invites a user could send out in a single day to 100, a measure introduced ahead of the U.S. election in October 2020.

“[However] we have rolled back the pre-election rate limit of 100 Group invites/day due to it having significant regression on Group growth,” the report stated.

In the same report, the company admitted that it allowed QAnon to fester and grow on its platform and that its own policies allowed this to happen.

“Through most of 2020, we saw non-violating content promoting QAnon spreading through our platforms,” the report’s authors wrote. Belief in the QAnon conspiracy took hold in multiple communities, and we saw multiple cases in which such belief motivated people to kill or conspire to kill perceived enemies.”

The report added that Facebook’s “policies don't fully cover harms” and that the company implements policies “for many of these areas that limit our ability to act.” It also flags the fact that high-profile accounts, such as lawmakers and celebrities, “were able to serially spread claims without crossing our falsifiable misinformation-based lines for enforcement.“

The report says the company’s own systems make it difficult to effectively tackle issues like QAnon. “We've often taken minimal action initially due to a combination [of] policy and product limitations making it extremely challenging to design, get approval for, and roll out new interventions quickly.”

While Facebook publicly stated that it did everything in its power to stop the spread of QAnon, its own employees knew differently.

One employee who left the company in late 2020, wrote a leaving statement—known internally as a “badge post”—that blasted Facebook’s executives for failing to act more quickly on the QAnon threat.

“I've seen promising interventions from integrity product teams, with strong research and data support, be prematurely stifled or severely constrained by key decision-makers—often based on fears of public and policy stakeholder responses. For example, we've known for over a year now that our recommendation systems can very quickly lead users down the path to conspiracy theories and groups,” the employee wrote, according to Haugen’s complaint.

“While the Recommendations Integrity team has made impressive strides in cleaning up our recs, [Facebook] has been hesitant to outright ban/filter conspiracy groups like QAnon until just last week. In the meantime, this fringe group/set of beliefs has grown to national prominence with QAnon congressional candidates and QAnon hashtags and groups trending in the mainstream. We were willing to act only after things had spiraled into a dire state.”
 

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Of course, now that minimising the effects of the famine has failed you've changed your argument to it wasn't really capitalism.

Right, I'll play along.


Ireland produced more than enough food to sustain itself during the famine but had to export all of it to protect British profits.
I changed my argument because it was clear I'd run into a roadblock going along the impact of it route and that roadblock would be arguing over hypothetical population growth rates and hypothetical people that would / wouldn't exist now without the famine.

Also again empire no matter what eating paste magazine chooses to present itself as. It was about enriching the UK through it's empire connections not so much corporate capitalism of today.
 

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I'm fine with a few "zirs", as I have said numerous times. I'm not in favour of a profusion of "zirs", "mirs", "xirs", "hirs", "wirs", "birs", "lirs" or whatever any individuals feel like making for themselves. One pronoun set for male, one pronoun set for female, one pronoun set for neither, (maybe one pronoun set to opt out), which adequately encompasses the entire human race. Or, like I said, end gendered pronouns entirely, which is also the fourth of those options.

If a person wants an individualised pronoun, just their own personal one that's all theirs and only theirs because they feel they are unique and special, we can't and shouldn't stop them. However, we can refuse an expectation that others must use it or we're insulting their identity. They can demand and expect a relevant "standard" one (e.g. he, she, or xe), and anything else is voluntary goodwill.
This exact same argument was and is used against the singular they and zir and trans people such. You'll forgive me if I don't see how it's a problem.
 
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And both Three Mile Island and Fukushima happened under capitalism.
Three Mile Island being due to the failure of a safety release valve and operator training not due to suppression of critical design flaws in the reactors to cut costs for the glory of the peoples party.

Fukushima was hit by an Earthquake and a Tsunami on the same day and still hasn't had quite the global impact Chernobyl.
 

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And environmental collapse is happening under capitalism with their argument of ''yeah we could fix it but that would mildly inconvenience our shareholders, so we won't'' being particularly vile.
Does Three Mile Island have much of an environmental ecosystem to protect? It looks mostly concrete.
 

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This exact same argument was and is used against the singular They and such. You'll forgive me if I don't see how it's a problem.
They is more of a problem than Zir for the reasons of specificity.

They went to the shops is often used as a plural while he or she went to the shows is a singular so Zir went to the shops would be at least still identifiable as a singular
 

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Yet Agema is right. It only takes me with being unable to eat gluten to throw a wrench in the works of some places lol. This is even considering that there is a generally acknowledged list of allergens to look out for
And that hasn't caused any significant problems either, despite requiring vastly more effort to produce.

So, again, a handful of people using "non-standard" pronouns isn't gonna cause problems.

But are all people who are pregnant pregnant people or is it far easier to say Pregnant women as 99.9% of the time you're going to be right?
I can't believe I'm saying this but yes, all people who are pregnant are pregnant people. How is saying Pregnant People harder than saying Pregnant Women? On top of that, it's got an error rate and conflates children with adults

I mean for fuck's sake, people and women even have the same number of syllables

yet people will still know what people mean and generally the way the name is said doesn't greatly change so your can shortcut it.
Databases don't give a shit about what people *mean* or how a name *sounds*

Tick boxes are far easier to work with for systems than custom entry fields especially in terms of easy data collation. Like diversity and inclusion testing where you'd need an AI to read the custom entries to determine each neo-pronoun gender identity isn't being discriminated against.
Lmao, do you think we're using AI subroutines to determine if people are being discriminated against? What weird world do you live in?

Generally it ending up in the OED is part of the determination of if it's a real word or recognised as such which yes is due to it's usage too. The issue will be the usage of the term without widespread adoption of the term.
An issue for literally every word. A dictionary is descriptive, not prescriptive.
 

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I can see three mile island from the top of the nearest hill. It's not exactly comparable to Chernobyl.
You don't think some capitalist schmuck would've ignored the problem with Chernobyl's control rods being too short because fixing the problem would've cost too much money? We can't even get people to stop using fucking Teflon.
 

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Another problem lain bare at the feet of capitalism.

Super weird how Facebook stopped working for 6 hours after that news came out. (That's some free conspiracy nonsense, the actual story for why Facebook went down for so long is much funnier)

Turns out, Facebook accidentally told the internet that it didn't have servers, lol. Not necessarily a problem, lots of places do that accidentally all the time. You just send a quick second message saying, "lol, nvm, we have servers". Facebook's problem was that the server sending out those messages was also run through the same Facebook server that said it didn't exist. Funny and annoying, but still not actually a huge problem, you just have somebody go to a remote server and physically turn it on. Except the remote server was routed directly through the main Facebook server, which the internet didn't think existed.

Now, all that would've been really annoying, but not 6 hours annoying, EXCEPT, and this is the truly hilarious bit, THE PHYSICAL SECURITY THAT PROTECTED THE FACEBOOK SERVERS WAS ALSO ROUTED THROUGH THE FACEBOOK SERVERS FOR SOME CAPITALISM-FORSAKEN REASON. You couldn't scan the keycard to get into the building/server room/anywhere in the company with restricted access because the onsite security system was routed online through the Facebook server. You couldn't just put a key in a lock and get into the building, you couldn't log into restricted systems...

Hilarious.
 
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And that hasn't caused any significant problems either, despite requiring vastly more effort to produce.
So, again, a handful of people using "non-standard" pronouns isn't gonna cause problems.
Be glad you've never been the one to invite me to a wedding or any other catered event.

I can't believe I'm saying this but yes, all people who are pregnant are pregnant people. How is saying Pregnant People harder than saying Pregnant Women? On top of that, it's got an error rate and conflates children with adults

I mean for fuck's sake, people and women even have the same number of syllables
Well people objected to pregnant female because it sounds dehumanising and clinical so no shit people would object to pregnant people too on the same grounds

Databases don't give a shit about what people *mean* or how a name *sounds*
They also don't generally have to collate people into automatic groups by name, well outside of some specific communities that identify caste based names but that isn't meant to be done anyway.

Lmao, do you think we're using AI subroutines to determine if people are being discriminated against? What weird world do you live in?
No I think we're using easy to compile lists where software auto collates all people who picked a specific option into a grouping without users needing to individually identify the stuff.

An issue for literally every word. A dictionary is descriptive, not prescriptive.
Well except in scrabble where OED recognition allows it to be used as a valid word fairly often or terms being used in various fields when the terms aren't widely used or recognised it does become an issue.
 
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You don't think some capitalist schmuck would've ignored the problem with Chernobyl's control rods being too short because fixing the problem would've cost too much money? We can't even get people to stop using fucking Teflon.
Because Teflon has it's uses and generally you're not getting 300°C temperatures outside........
 

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Super weird how Facebook stopped working for 6 hours after that news came out. (That's some free conspiracy nonsense, the actual story for why Facebook went down for so long is much funnier)

Turns out, Facebook accidentally told the internet that it didn't have servers, lol. Not necessarily a problem, lots of places do that accidentally all the time. You just send a quick second message saying, "lol, nvm, we have servers". Facebook's problem was that the server sending out those messages was also run through the same Facebook server that said it didn't exist. Funny and annoying, but still not actually a huge problem, you just have somebody go to a remote server and physically turn it on. Except the remote server was routed directly through the main Facebook server, which the internet didn't think existed.

Now, all that would've been really annoying, but not 6 hours annoying, EXCEPT, and this is the truly hilarious bit, THE PHYSICAL SECURITY THAT PROTECTED THE FACEBOOK SERVERS WAS ALSO ROUTED THROUGH THE FACEBOOK SERVERS FOR SONE CAPITALISM-FORSAKEN REASON. You couldn't scan the keycard to get into the building/server room/anywhere in the company with restricted access because the onsite security system was routed online through the Facebook server. You couldn't jus5 put a key in a lock and get into the building, you couldn't log into restricted systems...

Hilarious.
Actually you could apparently put locks in keys......the problem being only like 5 keys exist in the world all held by high ranking executives in the company who have to be called in if they're not in the building.

The problem being like many other companies the phone system likely ran through the same IT system and server system that had just done down so until the executives realised what was going on and or got called by some-one not reliant fully on he companies own IT architecture to make that call then they didn't even know they were needed.