Funny events in anti-woke world

[Kwak]

Trump Claims Nazis Treated Jewish Prisoners With “Love”

Donald Trump made the unbelievable claim during a press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

newrepublic.com

....
he was asked by reporters about his plan to bring about the release of the 59 Israeli hostages being held captive in Gaza by Hamas.
In typical Trump fashion, the president dodged the question and went on a bizarre rant that seemingly remembered Nazis for … their sympathy.
“I said to them, was there any sign of love?” Trump said, recounting his conversation with released hostages.
“Did the, Hamas, show any signs of like, help? Or liking you? Did they wink? Did they give you a piece of bread extra? Did they give you a meal on the side? … Like, you know, what happened in Germany?” Trump said, absurdly comparing the hostages’ situation to the Holocaust, which murdered six million Jews.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Oh, so what, the US is to be a state controlled economy? Because that would be scrumptious.

Let's leave the world's largest economy solely in the hands of a man who has bankrupted multiple casinos. What could possibly go wrong?

Should I save my spot in the bread lines now? I imagine they'll be pretty long....

 

[Agema]

Oh, so what, the US is to be a state controlled economy? Because that would be scrumptious.

That's so vague, what does it even mean? It could be anywhere from not being bought by their lobbying money to state control.

More realistically though, it's just bullshit. Hot air. A soundbite with no substance worth consideration.

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

zoomer brained editery to engage the yooflings

 

[Gergar12]

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/10/us/hudson-river-helicopter-crash/index.html

I will never say a bad thing about Pete Buttigieg ever again.

 

[thebobmaster]

In non-Trump news, at least not directly...here's what we have as our DHS focus now. Basically, by September, according to RFK Jr., we'll have found the cause of the autism epidemic.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/10/health/kennedy-autism-causes/index.html

 

[Thaluikhain]

In non-Trump news, at least not directly...here's what we have as our DHS focus now. Basically, by September, according to RFK Jr., we'll have found the cause of the autism epidemic.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/10/health/kennedy-autism-causes/index.html

Researchers who study autism say that rates are on the rise for a few reasons, including increased awareness, broader definitions of what constitutes autism, improved screening tools and processes, and earlier detection.

Oh, they included a link from autism speaks there. Yeah, don't do that.

 

[Kwak]

Saying the election wasn't stolen is now treason.

Yeah, this fascist fucker needs to die, a.s.a fucking p.

Trump directs DOJ to investigate 2 officials from his first term who became critics

President Donald Trump on Wednesday directed his Justice Department to investigate two senior officials from his first administration who became critics.

abcnews.go.com

Trump’s other target is Christopher Krebs, who was Trump’s election security director during his first term. Trump fired Krebs over Twitter in 2020 because Krebs was correcting claims and rumors about voter fraud in the 2020 election. His firing came days after his agency and other federal officials released a statement saying the election was the "most secure in American history," with no evidence votes were deleted, lost, changed or "in any way compromised."

 

[Chimpzy]

British man's tattoo wrongly linked to Venezuelan gang in US government document

A tattoo belonging to a man from Derbyshire has appeared in a US government document used to identify members of Tren de Aragua, a notorious Venezuelan gang, despite the man having no connection to the group.

www.bbc.com

That star tattoo tho. All the former emo/scene kids better watch out.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Yeah, don't take a trip to the US if you have that tattoo, or if you don't.

 

[Chimpzy]

Trump reportedly suspends Nvidia H20 export ban plan after $1 million dinner with Jensen Huang

What about the whole AI diffusion rule?

www.tomshardware.com

China raises US tariffs to 125% as Xi invites EU to team up against Trump ‘bullying’

Chinese leader canvasses Spain and other trading partners on how to tackle economic fallout as market turmoil continues

www.theguardian.com

 

[Silvanus]

After the student arrested for protesting, >200 migrants sent to max security prison overseas without charge, and the half dozen other examples already provided of legal residents getting detained or deported...

Australian with working visa detained and deported on returning to US from sister’s memorial

Man who says he had previously left and re-entered the country multiple times alleges border officials called him ‘retarded’ and boasted ‘Trump is back in town’

www.theguardian.com

Lived in the US for 7 years, held a working visa, deported anyway. Comments from border agents included "are you deaf or just retarded" and "Trump is back in town, we're doing things how they should've always been done".

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

 

[Phoenixmgs]

That guy is cray cray

 

[Cicada 5]

 

[BrawlMan]

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Grok Look so much worse. I don't even like Emma Frost. The anime version is the only exception.

 

[Gergar12]

IF

 

[Gergar12]

British man's tattoo wrongly linked to Venezuelan gang in US government document

A tattoo belonging to a man from Derbyshire has appeared in a US government document used to identify members of Tren de Aragua, a notorious Venezuelan gang, despite the man having no connection to the group.

www.bbc.com

That star tattoo tho. All the former emo/scene kids better watch out.

Tattoos are almost always a dumb idea. They are semi-permanent and are the car stickers of personal appearance.

 

[Silvanus]

Immigration judge in Louisiana says Mahmoud Khalil, who was a legal permanent resident of the US, can be deported. For fucking protesting.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

The White House says that the embarrassing public spat between Peter Navarro and Elon Musk is just a product of "boys will be boys".

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/boys-will-be-boys-white-house-elon-musk-peter-navarro-tariff-tiff-2025-04-08/

I'm sorry, but I don't want "boys" in important leadership positions in the government. I want responsible, mature adults.