If you think I'm trolling by saying that
Fine then, you're not trolling. You just have so little humility about your competence that it makes you incapable of understanding just how little you know or accepting correction.
In a sense, that is correct. Private spending does not lead to inflation, public spending does. Because when private interests run out of money, they run out of money. When the government runs out of money, it takes on debt, some of which is to the Federal Reserve that issues new money. Issuing more money into the same sized economy decreases the purchasing power of that money, which makes the government run out faster. Inflation is not just a term for prices going up, supply and demand can make a price go up or down, and private spending can cause that. Inflation is the term for the overall price of everything going up, which is a consequence of the purchasing value of money dropping, which no amount of private spending will ever cause.
This is just wrong on any number of levels. For instance, governments do actually run out of money. Greece was de facto bankrupt ~2010. Argentina has been de facto bankrupt numerous times. Already, you're not describing reality. Governments can theoretically dodge bankruptcy by printing money as you're alluding to, and sometimes try. (Sometimes also they don't.)
There's some hint of truth in the idea that the government can cause inflation by printing money, but the key job of the average central bank these days is to manage inflation. Inflation is preferentially held at a low rate in most Western economies (<2%) for a range of reasons, which aren't relevant here because they'd be doing that whether or not the government were borrowing and spending. The idea that governments increase spending causes loads of inflation is patently trash: we have decades of statistics across hundreds of countries and it's just not true. It's not just that you are spouting stuff that's theoretically wrong, it's also even wrong by what can be observed from reality.
Inflation is the term for the overall price of everything going up, which is a consequence of the purchasing value of money dropping, which no amount of private spending will ever cause.
Haha! No.
Inflation exists in many forms. What you are thinking of as "overall price of everything" notionally exists, but is in practice measured as a basket of indicative goods, some of which may actually decrease in price as others increase. Things like CPI, RPI, etc. represent these different measures. Inflation can apply to a single good or service, or a basket of them, or everything. But just because inflation as an average goes up doesn't mean everything got more expensive.
Nor do you seem to understand that the value of money dropping and the price of stuff increasing
are the same thing. You seem to be confusing mechanisms by which inflation occurs with what inflation is.
Nah, you've just demonstrated total economic illiteracy. Looking at percentage of totals is absolutely the wrong view. Think of an individual's budget for a second: they may make $50,000 a year while $45,000 is obligated to something. A 2% increase in pay would actually be a 20% increase in extra spending money, it's a much bigger difference in that sense. And if you balance on the razors edge, a 2% drop can take you from paying all your bills down to insolvency. If we imagine a situation where the government is taxing 90% of what it spends, a 10% increase in spending is literally doubling the deficit.
I'm afraid you can't disprove apples by pointing out oranges. Comparing the government borrowing more to a breadline family losing income is a patently absurd analogy on numerous levels. Firstly, it's inconsistent even by your own logic above that public and private spending/borrowing are not comparable. Secondly, it's clearly unreasonable to use a government increasing spending power by borrowing with a family losing spending power because you've reversed how the money is going. Just garbage.
There's also a weird trick by shifting the argument from debts to deficits. ("Doubling the deficit" is meaningless without context of what the deficit is relative to the size of government revenue or wider economy.)
Even within such a terrible analogy, again, remember here than an economy is the amount being spent. You can't just pretend that the family's economy is the $5,000 in elective spendingafter its $45,000 obligations, because that $45,000 obligation is, in fact
also spending. Increase it's income $500, it's spending becomes $50,500 compared to the prior $50,000, not $5,500 compared to the prior $5000.