Funny? Messed up? Cruel, even? You decide.

[Harrowdown]

It's hilarious, man. If the kid did in fact, have AIDS now, it probably wouldn't be so funny, but he's fine. Just scared shitless, and deservedly.

 

[IamQ]

I must admit, that got a little smile out of me. While sure, it will scare them both shitless, they will find out that it was fake sooner or later. That was a great practical joke/revenge if you ask me.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Biters? Really? Never ran afoul of these little mites, myself. If they exist, I have no fucking clue. The worst I've seen in supermarkets is your usual gaggle of kids who don't bother to watch where the Hell they're going, in an environment where everyone else is taller than them by several orders of magnitude. Ergo, I keep tripping on little kids at my local Loblaws. Being an adult, my eyes are set above and away from them, so it always feels absolutely weird when it happens. Like it's some kind of invisible force kicking my legs out from under me.

A giggling, trampling invisible force. *shakes fist*

That story just seems like urban legend fluff to me; it's too stark for comfort and I think we'd have heard about it somewhere, somehow, from a source other than Bash.

 

[Mister K]

Well my criteria for judging a person as decent might include knowing better than to call children "half humans" and "post-fetuses" simply because they don't measure up to some unrealistic, imaginary standard of children as "normal, good-hearted, unspoiled intelligent angels".

It might, if I were some sort of extremely judgmental person.

Um... Yoy try to judge another human being by what he types on the internet forum. That's... kind of "extremely judgmental" to me.
Anyway, as I said before, you cannot generalize humans at all, meaning, you cannot, you MUST not divide humans into any groups unless you are making theoretical example, which I did. I don't think that only 2 mentioned types of children exist, that pretty darn stupid, but it is easier to operate with complete oposites when making a statment.
And don't try to think that other humans are worse in their judgemental abillities than you. They are not. They are as good as you, or, if You prefer, you are the same as the rest of us, humans.

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

That story is hilarious. Fuck kids, fuck their parents that let them run free, and fuck parents that don't discipline their kids.

 

[Sunrider]

I laughed my ass off first time I read it, and it's still pretty awesome. I doubt it's true, but funny nonetheless. The disgusting part is that children like that actually exist. Makes me think that a "driver's license" for having children isn't a bad idea at all.

 

[Zeren]

*hipster glasses* I saw that when it was posted on /b/.

 

[sam42ification]

A friend told me about this (except the story wasn't exactly the same). And yeah. I thought it was absolutely hilarious.
In fact, I would've done this myself (Okay, not really ... I would've picked that little brat up by the neck and hurled him into a shelf). God, I hate kids, if one should ever bite me, then he had better hope I'm not holding anything heavy/spiky in my hands at that moment in time. I'd be the worlds worst pedophile.

I'm not sure whether i should report you or to respect you. I also hate kids but not enough to rape then with a heavy/spiky object.

Even if the guy had HIV (assuming that he was lying) the kid wouldn't have got it. HIV is contracted through blood. If the kids swolled the blood nothing would happen. If he some how got the guys blood into his own bloodstream then he is screwed. Still hillarious. I think i'm going to say that the next time some one bits me.

(I just realised that everyone already knows what i just said and it's pointless explaining it to any one).

 

[Wise_Smiling_Panda]

That was awesome. Seriously awesome. Laughed my ass of XD

 

[Andalusa]

Hehe, see, I'd never think to do something like that, I'd just yell at the kid. Hilarious.

 

[Oly J]

HAHAHAHAHA! GENIUS!! I do not feel at all bad for laughing

 

[Unsung]

Funny. Nothing but funny.

I'm also going to join in with the 'where the hell do children bite people?' thing.

A friend told me about this (except the story wasn't exactly the same). And yeah. I thought it was absolutely hilarious.
In fact, I would've done this myself (Okay, not really ... I would've picked that little brat up by the neck and hurled him into a shelf). God, I hate kids, if one should ever bite me, then he had better hope I'm not holding anything heavy/spiky in my hands at that moment in time. I'd be the worlds worst pedophile.

...what?

Sorry, I mean, I am the worlds worst pedophile. (Not meaning at the exact moment that I'm holding a spiky/heavy object) (By this I mean - I hate kids)

IT WAS DRUNK POST - DISREGARD.

...what?

Yeah...can we just pause the thread to discuss someone openly admitting they're a pedophile?

 

[MetaKnight19]

Wait, in what country are kids running around, biting people in supermarkets?

I was thinking this, I work in a supermarket and I've never seen or heard of kids biting people. Although I definitely wouldn't put it past some of the kids I've seen there.

 

[Valdus]

He's lucky he just got a scare. I'd kick any kid that bites me - they assault me first they're fair game. Maybe we don't get biters where I'm from since there are too many people around here that WOULD do something about it if someone bit them.

 

[tappajasieni]

A-MAZING. Sure, it's a little harsh, the kid's mom was propably terrified but I'd be willing to bet anything she learned to fucking control her child and the kid never bit any random people again.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

Is this a common occurence? Da fuck is wrong with kids where you come from?

 

[Pandaman1911]

It's absolutely hilarious. I really don't like children. I suppose it's mainly the parents' fault for raising their kid to be a total brat, but all the same, I really really don't like most children. So pretty much anything along those lines is hilarious. Besides, a little childhood trauma builds character.

 

[Jodah]

I luled. Serves the little shit right. Maybe if this kind of thing happened more often parents would control their demon spawn.

Personally, I'm one of those jerks that trips the little shits when they are running around restaurants and such. I have no problem with kids being there, hell I even accept that they will cry sometimes (assuming they are under the age of 5). But when they start running around and the parents do nothing, thats when I have issues.

 

[the.gill123]

My dad was sort of dating this woman a few years ago, her 5 year old was the same, the fucker bit me on the thigh, I just pushed him off really hard, and he almost fell head first into her computer cabinet. He did hit is arm on it though, and I have never felt happy about hurting anyone before, but the shit deserved it. Unfortunately, my niece is almost a biter, she will put her teeth on you, and you can see she wants to bite down hard, but knows she will get into serious trouble if she does, if my sister was a bad parent, I know, I would be covered in bite marks by now, so it is a case of bad parenting.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

That is definitely the most hilarious thing to appear on the internet. That little **** won't be biting anyone anymore. Sure it was harsh, but that ***** was ready to shout at someone who had just been bitten by her spoilt brat. Her and the kid both needed to check themselves.