Funny? Messed up? Cruel, even? You decide.

[Gudrests]

Kinda messed up...but I luled so its ok

AND WHO THE HELL LETS THERE KID BITE PEOPLE!!!

 

[SweetNess_666]

That is absolutely priceless I'd have done the same lol

 

[monkey_man]

It's old, I read it last year. But it's funny nonetheless I guess.

 

[Sjakie]

pure comedy gold.
So what if it gave a gruesome scare to mommy and child, biting is worse then that. Little kid will need to get blooddrawn now, which evens out the score.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

This story always cheers me up, I read one a long time ago, it wasn't the same situation, but had the same 'Hahahaha, oh wait, what?' factor.

Apparently this guy was queueing up for ages to see 300, all the while there's this fat ***** behind him being loud and obnoxious as many fat women generally are.

Anyway, they finally get into the cinema and she sits right in front of him, still yapping away, and when the certificate thing flashes up with 300 she stands up and starts wailing, 'what, this isn't what I fucking came to see!'

Legend then has it that the bloke, now at his wits end, stands up and screams 'THIS. IS. SPARTA!' and boots her full force in the chest, sending the fat sack of cum tumbling all the way down the stairs.

The story ends with our hero being escorted from the premises to rapturous applause, closing with 'I think I might be going jail, but it was totally worth it.'

so the moral is fat people suck and they're all annoying? This thread makes me sad

 

[rob_simple]

This story always cheers me up, I read one a long time ago, it wasn't the same situation, but had the same 'Hahahaha, oh wait, what?' factor.

Apparently this guy was queueing up for ages to see 300, all the while there's this fat ***** behind him being loud and obnoxious as many fat women generally are.

Anyway, they finally get into the cinema and she sits right in front of him, still yapping away, and when the certificate thing flashes up with 300 she stands up and starts wailing, 'what, this isn't what I fucking came to see!'

Legend then has it that the bloke, now at his wits end, stands up and screams 'THIS. IS. SPARTA!' and boots her full force in the chest, sending the fat sack of cum tumbling all the way down the stairs.

The story ends with our hero being escorted from the premises to rapturous applause, closing with 'I think I might be going jail, but it was totally worth it.'

so the moral is fat people suck and they're all annoying? This thread makes me sad

Whoa whoa...I sad most fat women. Fat blokes are usually alright. Jolly, even. But, from my experience, most fat white women are desperate attention seekers that will inevitably be the ones who end up crying at the party. Every single time.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

That's positively amazing. I'd be worried if you didn't laugh at that.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

This story always cheers me up, I read one a long time ago, it wasn't the same situation, but had the same 'Hahahaha, oh wait, what?' factor.

Apparently this guy was queueing up for ages to see 300, all the while there's this fat ***** behind him being loud and obnoxious as many fat women generally are.

Anyway, they finally get into the cinema and she sits right in front of him, still yapping away, and when the certificate thing flashes up with 300 she stands up and starts wailing, 'what, this isn't what I fucking came to see!'

Legend then has it that the bloke, now at his wits end, stands up and screams 'THIS. IS. SPARTA!' and boots her full force in the chest, sending the fat sack of cum tumbling all the way down the stairs.

The story ends with our hero being escorted from the premises to rapturous applause, closing with 'I think I might be going jail, but it was totally worth it.'

so the moral is fat people suck and they're all annoying? This thread makes me sad

Whoa whoa...I sad most fat women. Fat blokes are usually alright. Jolly, even. But, from my experience, most fat white women are desperate attention seekers that will inevitably be the ones who end up crying at the party. Every single time.

so instead it's fat women are annoying? you are generalising so much it hurts

 

[Ursus Buckler]

Legendary. I'm keeping that one in the back of my head for any such occasion...

 

[rob_simple]

I'm not generalising, I'm using statistics from my 23 years on the planet to arrive at a concluson.

And the conclusion is that the majority - not all - of fat white women, are extremely irritating.

 

[SyphonX]

Cruel? I don't f-ing think so.

If a kid walked up and bit me, and broke my skin causing me to bleed, then they would be lucky enough to leave without being smacked in the face, hard. I have never, ever seen anything like that. If the child was mentally ill, then I wouldn't smack him, I'd just be thoroughly pissed off and frustrated. If it was just a brat, then yea, they are getting a smack.

Definitely not cruel though. If anything, it will teach the kid not to go around biting people and drinking their blood, either for his/her own safety, or for the safety of the ones gnawed on. I don't know if the kid has any diseases, why would I want the scamp to bite me?

It would be different if this wasn't a public situation. If it was the child of friend or family, it would be a different matter. Having someone bite me and drawing blood in their mouth is way at the top of my list for, "Things to avoid in public".

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Shadenfreude?

oh so much Schadenfreude.
this little kid bit the guy, drew blood and the mother yelled at him for yelling "shit!" so he said he was HIV positive. and then he left with his shopping and heard her crying.

OT: people who can't control their kids are really fucking terrible. i get annoyed when i get shit for 'kicking' some little prick who ran into my foot at fucking inhuman speeds only children can reach.

Feel guilty for what? There's only one person who got physically harmed and he's the one who ended up winning. The kid isn't going to have anything so any harm caused is temporary.

unless he finds out he actually has HIV... but then he's just as fucked.

 

[Gitty101]

Maybe a little overboard there, but I can't say I blame him to be honest. Kids like that annoy me as well.

 

[Section Crow]

this guy is brilliant!

i don't even care about being 'cruel' thanks for sharing this

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

My reactions, in order. (thought while reading)
"Oh yeah, I know those kids"
"Aww, thats mean"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Ugh! Thats just sick, but...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
and my last reaction "*snicker*..PffftHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

It was a little sad though...but funny!

 

[Baby Tea]

Wait, in what country are kids running around, biting people in supermarkets?

This, a million times.
Apparently it happens so much, that they've got a nickname for them: 'Biters'.

Is this seriously that common of an occurrence?

More on the topic of 'right or wrong', I think it's pretty grey. While I applaud having the woman take actual thought into the fact that her 'biter' child could get seriously ill, or hurt, from nibbling on others, I think to leave with it hanging there, and her being utterly terrified, wasn't right. She aleady got the point, the suffering was needless.

Plus if this was a country without health-care, then the tests could be costly.
That would also be needless.

Still made me chuckle a bit, though.
Even if I do think it's made-up.

 

[marioandsonic]

I praise this man.

If that mother is okay with her children running around biting complete strangers, she's an idiot.

 

[Count Igor]

Overall I ate out of control kids. Hell I'm not comfortable with the quiet ones.

I suppose that isfighting fire with fire...

 

[DanielDeFig]

Am I really the only person here who:

a) Didn't find how that funny at all
b) Thinks there is something sick and wrong with saying something like that
c) Doesn't hate kids. (I love kids! and I'm a young adult of 21)

Really?

 

[LemonFury]

Whoever that person is... He's my personal idol! (I've used public transportation every day for the past 4 years)