Funny porno movie names

[Irriduccibilli]

So, me and my friends where talking about the funniest porno movie names we could come up with, and theese where my favourites.

1. Schindlers Fist
2. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
and last but not least
3. Queer Hunter

Sooo my fellow escapeists, have you ever come up with a funny porno movie title, or seen a funny title?

The movies don't have to exist, so use your imagination

 

[the spud]

Harry Potter and the Philosipher's stones.

...Thats all I got...

 

[Alluos]

There's the obvious "shaving private ryan" or "shaving ryan's privates" if you want to twist the words further.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Scatman and Floggin.

What have I created.

 

[Zac Smith]

Porn on the 4th Of July

 

[the spud]

Harry Potter and the Philosipher's stones.

...Thats all I got...

harry potter and the sorcerers bone?

That could work...

I would actually consider renting that movie.

 

[NormalityImpaired]

5, 6, 7, 8 Use this flick to masturbate!

 

[TheIronRuler]

I have a great one!
"The Witcher".
I also have another one -
"The Witcher 2".
Aside from that, there's the notorious "Ass Effect".
"Porn : Total sex"
"Dildo's edge"
"Creed of the Ass-sa-Sins. "
I have many more.

 

[thiosk]

Bust your nut in granny's butt

what? its poetic

 

[Kopikatsu]

Call of Booty. :x (Yes, it's from inFamous 2.)

 

[TheIronRuler]

Harry Potter and the Philosipher's stones.

...Thats all I got...

harry potter and the sorcerers bone?

That could work...

I would actually consider renting that movie.

lol! as long as they can still get Emma Watson

I saw all of these Potter flicks just for Watson.
I hope they could make a spinoff, like "The Naughty Witch of The West : Muggle Version."

 

[FireCoroner]

Here's some from swatpaz.net:

Dumb & Dumber = Bum & Bummer

To Kill a Mockingbird = To Thrill a Cock-in-Turd

A Room with a View = A Womb with a Poo

Stop or my Mom'll Shoot = Plop or my Bumm'll Shit

Total Recall = Tit-all Re-Cock

Blade Runner = Gay-Blade Runner

Bed Knobs and Broomsticks = Big Knobs and Bum Sticks

Fahrenheit 9'11 = Fart'n'Shite Swine A'Luvin

Alice in Wonderland = Phallus in Cum-Demand

 

[the spud]

Harry Potter and the Philosipher's stones.

...Thats all I got...

harry potter and the sorcerers bone?

That could work...

I would actually consider renting that movie.

lol! as long as they can still get Emma Watson

The best part is that, despite official harry potter cannon, she is of age for the porno.

 

[Mini_Watto]

How about, "Lord of the Ring" ?

 

[TheIronRuler]

Harry Potter and the Philosipher's stones.

...Thats all I got...

harry potter and the sorcerers bone?

That could work...

I would actually consider renting that movie.

lol! as long as they can still get Emma Watson

The best part is that, despite official harry potter cannon, she is of age for the porno.

We will wait till we see the official money shot she'll release for one of the many magazines courting her.
It'll be legendary, the magazine that'll buy it off her will sell millions of copies, every single male harry potter fan will be elated. I think.

 

[icypain]

Black cock down.

 

[the spud]

Harry Potter and the Philosipher's stones.

...Thats all I got...

harry potter and the sorcerers bone?

That could work...

I would actually consider renting that movie.

lol! as long as they can still get Emma Watson

I saw all of these Potter flicks just for Watson.
I hope they could make a spinoff, like "The Naughty Witch of The West : Muggle Version."

It wouldn't happen while she's still in her hotness prime, but maybe someday. And I'll still want to watch when that time comes

Harry Potter and the Philosipher's stones.

...Thats all I got...

harry potter and the sorcerers bone?

That could work...

I would actually consider renting that movie.

lol! as long as they can still get Emma Watson

The best part is that, despite official harry potter cannon, she is of age for the porno.

We will wait till we see the official money shot she'll release for one of the many magazines courting her.
It'll be legendary, the magazine that'll buy it off her will sell millions of copies, every single male harry potter fan will be elated. I think.

I might have to inspecto petrona that if you know what I mean....