#! funny reasons why you got kicked out of walmart

kenne88

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tell me the best ones you got, they don't have to be true but i just wanna hear these kause they gonna be good
 

Julianking93

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True story:

I got a drink from the one of the vending machines at the front of the store and I started drinking it. One of the greeters came up to me and said "Young lady, have you paid for that?"

First off, I'm not a girl. Second, I got this out of the fucking vending machine for 75 cents. You saw me pay for it. You were looking right at me the entire time.

She then kicked me out and took my drink for stealing.

*****.
 

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I?m Irish and during my holiday to Florida I regularly visited the local Wal-Mart(s).

Me and some of my friends were amazed at how big it was and everything it sold. Then we went over to buy some candy when we noticed fucking air rifles one aisle away. I went berserk and began shouting whilst my friends held me back.

We got asked to leave for disturbing other shoppers? ...Please.
 

Skuffyshootster

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I put on a Batman costume, and ran around the store yelling, "COME ROBIN, TO THE BATMOBILE!"

True story.
 

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Furburt said:
Is this going to be a series?

Anyway, we don't have Walmart in Ireland (thank fuck) but the funniest reason I got kicked out of a shop in general was I walked in backwards. Yep, you read that right.

The reason given?

I could've been a drug dealer....

WHAT KIND OF DEMENTED LOGIC DO THESE PEOPLE OPERATE ON?!
Well, all drug dealers walk backwards. It fools the police, you see.
But not store workers.

OT: Haven't been banned from a supermarket, but if I do get banned, I want it to be because I pimp slapped a cashier. Or the manager. Or a random passer by.
 

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Once I accidentally dropped something and this really old employee starts asking me whats wrong with me, and we get in an argument(which I thought was a joke argument i don't know about him)and he said he wanted to fight me in the parking lot at midnight. I still wonder if he ever showed up
 

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Stealing very large amounts of cardboard boxes for a party we were throwing.

Another time we got very drunk and got alot of pool noodles, split into two man cart teams (one pushes, one battles.) Then we saw who could make the most loops around the Walmart without dumping the cart.
 

Orcus The Ultimate

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Furburt said:
Is this going to be a series?

Anyway, we don't have Walmart in Ireland (thank fuck) but the funniest reason I got kicked out of a shop in general was I walked in backwards. Yep, you read that right.

The reason given?

I could've been a drug dealer....

WHAT KIND OF DEMENTED LOGIC DO THESE PEOPLE OPERATE ON?!
that's freakin hilarious hahaha
 

BenzSmoke

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Personally I've never been banned from any store.
But if I had the balls: Paintball gun fight in Wal-mart... on black friday. :)
 

Kuchinawa212

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I never got kicked out of walmart, but I did get kicked out of the library once, since a few jerks at the next table over were making weird squealing noises (what are we? 5 years old?) and had their ipods out and the teacher told everyone over there to get out.
 

kenne88

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Julianking93 said:
True story:

I got a drink from the one of the vending machines at the front of the store and I started drinking it. One of the greeters came up to me and said "Young lady, have you paid for that?"

First off, I'm not a girl. Second, I got this out of the fucking vending machine for 75 cents. You saw me pay for it. You were looking right at me the entire time.

She then kicked me out and took my drink for stealing.

*****.
is that a true story cause that was dman funny
 

APPCRASH

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They had Guitar Hero 2 set up on a tv so I decided to crank the volume to 11 and rock out on some Free bird.

I was kicked out for being awesome.
 

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Me winning an Argument with the Store manager on the lack of ethics in the store, and that despite how he constantly proclaims it is "Family Friendly" it was not.

I'm not pernamently banned from all Wal Marts that I've ever been, because the a greeter said a lie, and I argued it to the top boss...


Heesh.

So much for buying milk and eggs >_>
 

Julianking93

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kenne88 said:
Julianking93 said:
True story:

I got a drink from the one of the vending machines at the front of the store and I started drinking it. One of the greeters came up to me and said "Young lady, have you paid for that?"

First off, I'm not a girl. Second, I got this out of the fucking vending machine for 75 cents. You saw me pay for it. You were looking right at me the entire time.

She then kicked me out and took my drink for stealing.

*****.
is that a true story cause that was dman funny
Yeah. The ***** still works there. She's like 1000 years old.

I wonder if she's ever done that before.
 

omega 616

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Furburt said:
Is this going to be a series?

Anyway, we don't have Walmart in Ireland (thank fuck) but the funniest reason I got kicked out of a shop in general was I walked in backwards. Yep, you read that right.

The reason given?

I could've been a drug dealer....

WHAT KIND OF DEMENTED LOGIC DO THESE PEOPLE OPERATE ON?!
Asda is owned by wal-mart, so if you have been kicked out of there you can claim that.