#! funny reasons why you got kicked out of walmart
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True story:
I got a drink from the one of the vending machines at the front of the store and I started drinking it. One of the greeters came up to me and said "Young lady, have you paid for that?"
First off, I'm not a girl. Second, I got this out of the fucking vending machine for 75 cents. You saw me pay for it. You were looking right at me the entire time.
She then kicked me out and took my drink for stealing.
*****.
I got a drink from the one of the vending machines at the front of the store and I started drinking it. One of the greeters came up to me and said "Young lady, have you paid for that?"
First off, I'm not a girl. Second, I got this out of the fucking vending machine for 75 cents. You saw me pay for it. You were looking right at me the entire time.
She then kicked me out and took my drink for stealing.
*****.
I?m Irish and during my holiday to Florida I regularly visited the local Wal-Mart(s).
Me and some of my friends were amazed at how big it was and everything it sold. Then we went over to buy some candy when we noticed fucking air rifles one aisle away. I went berserk and began shouting whilst my friends held me back.
We got asked to leave for disturbing other shoppers? ...Please.
Me and some of my friends were amazed at how big it was and everything it sold. Then we went over to buy some candy when we noticed fucking air rifles one aisle away. I went berserk and began shouting whilst my friends held me back.
We got asked to leave for disturbing other shoppers? ...Please.
I put on a Batman costume, and ran around the store yelling, "COME ROBIN, TO THE BATMOBILE!"
True story.
True story.
Well, all drug dealers walk backwards. It fools the police, you see.Furburt said:
But not store workers.
OT: Haven't been banned from a supermarket, but if I do get banned, I want it to be because I pimp slapped a cashier. Or the manager. Or a random passer by.
Once I accidentally dropped something and this really old employee starts asking me whats wrong with me, and we get in an argument(which I thought was a joke argument i don't know about him)and he said he wanted to fight me in the parking lot at midnight. I still wonder if he ever showed up
Stealing very large amounts of cardboard boxes for a party we were throwing.
Another time we got very drunk and got alot of pool noodles, split into two man cart teams (one pushes, one battles.) Then we saw who could make the most loops around the Walmart without dumping the cart.
Another time we got very drunk and got alot of pool noodles, split into two man cart teams (one pushes, one battles.) Then we saw who could make the most loops around the Walmart without dumping the cart.
I never got kicked out of walmart, but I did get kicked out of the library once, since a few jerks at the next table over were making weird squealing noises (what are we? 5 years old?) and had their ipods out and the teacher told everyone over there to get out.
Me winning an Argument with the Store manager on the lack of ethics in the store, and that despite how he constantly proclaims it is "Family Friendly" it was not.
I'm not pernamently banned from all Wal Marts that I've ever been, because the a greeter said a lie, and I argued it to the top boss...
Heesh.
So much for buying milk and eggs >_>
I'm not pernamently banned from all Wal Marts that I've ever been, because the a greeter said a lie, and I argued it to the top boss...
Heesh.
So much for buying milk and eggs >_>
Yeah. The ***** still works there. She's like 1000 years old.kenne88 said:
I wonder if she's ever done that before.
