Hello Escapists! Is anyone there? Ha ha, anyway, I thought this would call for some laughs, a whole thread dedicated to funny stories about some past, or current relationships.
Okay, so I am a freshmen at my highschool, and I am also a member of the JROTC program as well, and since im a freshmen and the school year just started, I am at the bottom at the food chain, otherwise known as airman basic. Two weeks ago I was helping direct traffic at football game.
After I, and a few other cadets I just met finished we went to the stands and started watching the game, during the game a certain tech sergeant got on to us about our shirts being un-tucked(they always have to be while in uniform) this happens about 4 times during the game, one time the sergeant, out of nowhere, grabbed my friend by the shirt collar with one of of the scariest expressions I have ever seen on a person's face, much less a lady's, needles to say, my friend was terrified, and I laughed my ass off.
Fast forward to two days ago, me and about 30 other cadets were selected to take a tour of Moody Air Force base, guess who is there? Crazy tech sergeant, and she was giving me daggers like a mother fucker. I just gave her a smile and walked on. During the 4 hour tour of the base she starts flirting with me out of fucking nowhere, I, being the gentleman I am, flirt back, and we are together the remainder of the tour, and she also sat with me on the way home. We start talking and after awhile she puts her head on my shoulder and falls asleep, I put my arm around her and we are like this for about 2 hours. When we pull into my hometown I wake her up telling her we are almost there. She keeps yawning and comments on how she can't stop yawning. I then jokingly shake her saying Wake up a few times, to no avail. I then say I have an idea, I put my hand under her chin and leaned in as if I was looking at something, and out of nowhere kiss her, her face lights up, and when we pull into my school, she returns the favor.
To sum this up,
So this girl went from being completely hostile to me, to kissing me in about 8 hours, two words, Da Fuck?
Your turn Escapists, dazzle me!
EDIT: She is a CADET Tech Sergeant.
Okay, so I am a freshmen at my highschool, and I am also a member of the JROTC program as well, and since im a freshmen and the school year just started, I am at the bottom at the food chain, otherwise known as airman basic. Two weeks ago I was helping direct traffic at football game.
After I, and a few other cadets I just met finished we went to the stands and started watching the game, during the game a certain tech sergeant got on to us about our shirts being un-tucked(they always have to be while in uniform) this happens about 4 times during the game, one time the sergeant, out of nowhere, grabbed my friend by the shirt collar with one of of the scariest expressions I have ever seen on a person's face, much less a lady's, needles to say, my friend was terrified, and I laughed my ass off.
Fast forward to two days ago, me and about 30 other cadets were selected to take a tour of Moody Air Force base, guess who is there? Crazy tech sergeant, and she was giving me daggers like a mother fucker. I just gave her a smile and walked on. During the 4 hour tour of the base she starts flirting with me out of fucking nowhere, I, being the gentleman I am, flirt back, and we are together the remainder of the tour, and she also sat with me on the way home. We start talking and after awhile she puts her head on my shoulder and falls asleep, I put my arm around her and we are like this for about 2 hours. When we pull into my hometown I wake her up telling her we are almost there. She keeps yawning and comments on how she can't stop yawning. I then jokingly shake her saying Wake up a few times, to no avail. I then say I have an idea, I put my hand under her chin and leaned in as if I was looking at something, and out of nowhere kiss her, her face lights up, and when we pull into my school, she returns the favor.
To sum this up,
So this girl went from being completely hostile to me, to kissing me in about 8 hours, two words, Da Fuck?
Your turn Escapists, dazzle me!
EDIT: She is a CADET Tech Sergeant.
