Funny things you've said in-game.

[barryween]

Um, lets see... In GTA IV When you chase the guy towards the begining and you get in the building , I pushed him and said "Sorry about the trip, hope you have a nice fall!" When you kill Vlad I pushed him into the water "Hope you know how to swim, Vladdy-boy!" Once my friend said (during Halo 2 he sot me) "Eat fetuses!" Also a few years ago in class our teacher said a metalloid is like if a metal and a nonmetal had a baby (refering to elements.) I said "which one's the mom?"

 

[barryween]

"Why would you want to play Queers of War?" to my friend.
"Cock of Duty 4 is WAYYY better, Cock of Duty: Girls at War sucks!" I said addressing my fellow party members.

And one time when we were playing Hardcore Search in CoD4 on Overgrown, Im sitting in a dark corner in the barn, with four of the six enemies in front of me watching outside, and I say to my friend across the bridge "I think I see some ene- OH SHIT!" then one of them turns around and I run out there with a grenade pulled, and go all jihad and kill 2 of them.

And anytime I do say anything from Caboose on Red vs Blue, evryone starts cracking up or tells me to "Shut the f*** up you window licker..."

I call COD 4 "Call of Booty: Modern WHOREfare."!

 

[Aardvark Soup]

"Don't worry, I'm insured!" after running over a pedestrian in GTA.

 

[Beacon]

Me and my friends have a little inside joke going on. Basically, it's a fake TV show Called "When Feelings Are Hurt" Whenever something happens that would make you sad, we'll say something like...

"So, Vince, Can I get a comment for When Feelings Are Hurt?" or "OH! And on a special edition of When Feelings Are Hurt!"

So anyways, we're having an 8 man Swords match on Halo 3. I'm having a sword fight with my friend Jose where we keep hitting each other but we won't die for whatever reason. So my brother Vince comes out of no where and kills me from behind and then kills Jose. I spawned right behind Vince but he doesn't see me. So I start chasing him.

All the while he's saying "OH! So Rich, what are you going to say to them on When Feelings Are Hurt tonight?" Then I throw a plasma grenade and catch him on the heel of his foot as he's turning a corner. Around the corner is Jose and two other people we were playing with.

When I threw the grenade I said "Oh, I'm going to talk about how my brother got lucky, talked mad shit, and then got blown up by a grenade."

As soon as I said grenade, he blew up and died. Everyone starts to laugh uncontrollably. I see the three of them standing there and I throw another grenade and I kill all three of them. And suddenly the laughter stopped...

I then said "Damn...we might need a Two Part Edition of When Feelings Are Hurt tonight.."

 

[The_Prophet]

I was playing BF2 on wake (custom map) and doing "stunts" with my friend when I suddenly hear him saying:
"Dude, dude!"
Me: "What is it?"
Remi: "Look up!"
I look up and see an artilery shell (?) going towards my head.
Not necessary to say that we rofled for 10 minutes straight

 

[Archemetis]

Picture a bald Gnome (yes, it's a WoW story) He's just entered a tavern, he stands proudly in the entrance surveying his surroundings, observing the fellow patrons. They've all noticed him in the doorway, they stare, their gaze now incapable of being averted for this is no ordinary Gnome...

He is naked... and clearly quite itchy...

A Hume walks past him on his way, he makes it out of the door, a few short seconds later he backs himself into the bar once again to get a better look, The Gnome notices... He turns to face the Hume, smiling and painly he says...

"... I saw you looking..."

He then toddles off to buy a drink.

(coincidently, he never got served because he was naked.)

And that is what i pay my monthly subscription for.
I'm ready to be judged by the online community now.

 

[Fightgarr]

There was a thread about this that was created earlier today.

EDIT: Here it is http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.82223

Oh shut it please

Judging by the fact that you haven't read certain parts of the thread you'd know that the name of the thread and subject of it changed because of that comment. You can say shut it to me but because the comment was rendered obsolete by the OP changing the subject you just sound like a prick. The reason I had said that was because at the beginning of the thread it was identical to another one created earlier that day. The poster then changed the thread to a more appropriate and unique topic so don't berate me, alright? If you look at page 3 I already explained this so maybe read the whole thread eh?

 

[Cryofthewolf]

I have Tourette Syndrome, so I say a lot of funny things when I play video games. =-)

 

[Grenbyron]

In NWN2 I requested if anyone was playing an ASS? As in an assassin.

 

[The_Prophet]

There was a thread about this that was created earlier today.

EDIT: Here it is http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.82223

Oh shut it please

Judging by the fact that you haven't read certain parts of the thread you'd know that the name of the thread and subject of it changed because of that comment. You can say shut it to me but because the comment was rendered obsolete by the OP changing the subject you just sound like a prick. The reason I had said that was because at the beginning of the thread it was identical to another one created earlier that day. The poster then changed the thread to a more appropriate and unique topic so don't berate me, alright? If you look at page 3 I already explained this so maybe read the whole thread eh?

sorry, commented on your reply and then read the thread

 

[bermyduck]

Playing CoD5 on Hangar, I was going for that achievement where you cook a grenade until it explodes and take someone with you. Anyway, I ran up next to this guy on the upper walkway in the hangar, and i guess he was sniping cuz he didn't notice me for a good 3-4 seconds. He then turned, looked straight at me, I said "Hello" in a very fruity voice and then immediately exploded! Killing both of us and gaining the achievement.

 

[Miss.Sami]

Because I am a chick playing CoD 4 or WaW, some people get a bit nasty because of that fact. This one moment on WaW TD, some random person was talking a load of smack to me. I finally got fed up with his tomfoolery I proceeded to yell, "You're gonna have to take the nuts out of your mouth because I don't understand gay." He shut up quite quickly and the entire room was full of laughter.

Just earlier today on CoD4, the boyfriend and I were rocking HC SD and while we play we have conversations about other things. (I.e "Baby! Guess what?" "What, my love?" "Chicken nuggets.") Well, we were killing it and having a discussion on peanut butter and about the recall. Some crazy person came up behind me and stabbed me in the back of the head. I proceeded to scream, "NO! BUTTERFINGER BAD!"

I'm never going to live that down.

 

[The_Killing_Name]

And another xD
My mate had just killed someone on Halo and he was about to say Merked! And he said M-R-K-T... Then I killed him xD so I said 'MERKED!!!!'
It was teh funnies =]

 

[ManiacRaccoon]

Well, I can't remember anything funny I said recently, so while I think of that, I can tell you that my brother and I were playing Halo 3, and during the match my brother picked up an active camo. He shot at someone or threw a grenade or something, so his camo was still going back up when someone spotted him and shot and ran at him, causing him to exclaim :"Get out of here, I'm invisible!" right before he was melee'd to death by the guy. The best part was he forgot he was wearing the microphone, so the guy who killed him probably heard it, we didn't hear his reaction though, we were too busy laughing ourselves.

EDIT: also, when my freind was play TF2 as sniper, and killed someone with a shot to the behinds, I said In the most similler voice to the sniper I could:"Boom, Buttshot..."

I sometimes shoot enemies in the buttocks and I say that in FPS's too, but I try to imitate the unreal tournament announcer. And "Crotchshot!" when I have trouble sneaking up on people.

 

[The_Killing_Name]

And, if we're talking about things we said irl too, I once asked my mate why animals have mouths. As a serious question. He's never let me live it down ='[

 

[acer840]

Being the last survivor on L4D, i knew it would be fruitless to make it to the safehouse. So I walked through the hospital part of No Mercy, chanting out "Bring out your dead, bring out your dead" I lasted 2 minutes

 

[dragoon47]

Me and my friend were playing Sniper Elite on coop mode and it was the last level and I believe there are two tanks patrolling the streets in the ruins at the center of the map. The first tank we took out by my friend charging the rear of the tank with TNT in his hand and I shot it while he was running towards it, killing him and blowing up the tank. I then revived him and the second tank came around the corner and I fired a magazine from my pistol at it. The tank responded with a tank shell and my friend yells:

"I think you pissed it off!"

I replied:

"A pissed off tank is a fun tank!"

Been my motto ever since.

 

[ManiacRaccoon]

A couple of things I say more often would be "Don't kill me, it hurts!" and whenever my brother messes up a sentence I used to say "Go get the words!" Which I guess is an inside joke because it originated from a jumbled conversation we had, but still kind of funny.

Oh yes, in a couple of infection games with one group, all the zombie players would start saying "Brainnnnsss..." in zombie-ish voices when they got within audio range of the survivors, so I decided to start saying other organs, my favorite is still "Luuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnngssssss..." I now do this everytime the other zombie players say "brains," which isn't often so it doesn't get old for me... sorta.

Lastly, while playing the last level of campaign in Halo 3, with all four of us in ghosts, two of the others and I started singing the ending level song, with two of us doing the gregorian choir part and one doing the orchestra parts with "da da da daaaaaa, da da da daaaaa" and so on, it was fun, but we had to stop, because the 4th guy was from the UK and it was 2 AM there, he didn't think it was funny, and if he left we would have had to start all over again for the achievement, we finished and I had just enough time to say "Thanks for putting up with us and staying" before he quit.

 

[Trivun]

There was a thread about this that was created earlier today.

EDIT: Here it is http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.82223

I doubt most people care that much.