Furburt banned

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Hubilub, Furburt, Neonbob and Pimppeter2, among others, have all been banned for silly things like that. Happy April Fools Day!

Furburt's is fake, check Urban Dictionary.

 

[SmartIdiot]

You've gotta do better than that. I'm amazed a few people even fell for it.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

Hubilub, Furburt, Neonbob and Pimppeter2, among others, have all been banned for silly things like that. Happy April Fools Day!

shit, i was getting worried! i always seem to forget april fools day when on my computer...

 

[Sonicron]

Heh, I knew some mods wouldn't be able to resist the mischief - give them a keyboard and access to the internet and it's essentially like giving weapons-grade plutonium to Dr No. Ahhh, I love April Fools Day. ^^

 

[Handofpwn]

No really. Us oldies are getting banned. I talked to Kuliani earlier. its all legit.

 

[Disaster Button]

Many people haver been banned. IdealistCommi, Hubilub, Neonbob, Pimppeter2.

Obviously they are all serious, the Escapist is a super serial place.

*cough*

 

[Shock and Awe]

 

[reg42]

At first I was like "WOOOOAH!" then I actually read the post. April Fools everyone.

 

[Hazy]

Hubilub, Furburt, Neonbob and Pimppeter2, among others, have all been banned for silly things like that. Happy April Fools Day!

Happy March 32nd!

Commi's [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.183753-Pokemon-Nuzlocke-Lets-Play-Okay-Part-2-ready-Calender-added-to-OP?page=4#5561415] reason was beyond funny, though. That almost had me in tears.

 

[oppp7]

I'm waiting for them to get Pararaptor.

 

[Poomanchu745]

Many people haver been banned. IdealistCommi, Hubilub, Neonbob, Pimppeter2.

Obviously they are all serious, the Escapist is a super serial place.

*cough*

Why won't anyone take me serial!!!??

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Hubilub, Furburt, Neonbob and Pimppeter2, among others, have all been banned for silly things like that. Happy April Fools Day!

Happy March 32nd!

Commi's [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.183753-Pokemon-Nuzlocke-Lets-Play-Okay-Part-2-ready-Calender-added-to-OP?page=4#5561415] reason was beyond funny, though. That almost had me in tears.

I would've thought "doing LeafGreen" would've had more obvious links with marijuana than communist, pokémon furry sex.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Hey look! Up there! At the top of the page! They changed the word Escapist to Gullible!

God damn you.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Many people haver been banned. IdealistCommi, Hubilub, Neonbob, Pimppeter2.

Obviously they are all serious, the Escapist is a super serial place.

*cough*

Wow. I saw the ManBearPig episode yesterday, and just tabbed off a video on YouTube of all the times Gore said "Serial" in that episode.

Coincidence alarm.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It's April fools man....I doubt it's a real dang because the reason looks a little off.

 

[Meggiepants]

Ya, they're banning all the top posters to make way for the new people. Didn't you hear? Facebook bought the Escapist. They don't want us raising Hell over the flood of new users.

Actually, I heard it was Zynga that acquired the Escapist.

The Escapist is now going to be embedded in Farmville. You will need to properly harvest radishes to post and use a tractor to carve your quotes into your farm.

 

[DigitalSushi]

This is actually pissing me off. I'm all for an April Fool's, but at least make it witty, like Bungie did this year. I for one, Kuliani, am not amused. I may well be taking this too seriously, but I've been put on false ban, it wasn't fun.

Assuming Hubilub and Furburt were both PM'd first, I can look past the joke and simply scowl whenever I read Kuliani's name, if not, this is just sick.

(I wonder how seriously everyone will take this post...)

No way is that Kuliani, he's to cool for school to lose his rag like that, I'm pissed that someone is masquerading as Kuliani and tainting his good name (which happens to be an amalgamation of two names), so TWO good names are being tainted here!.

whistles

 

[Dudemeister]

I have seen Furburt around the Escapist for quite a while, he has a massive post count, and I really like his posts, so it really sucked when I saw this:

X L e G i T X:
Sorry about that Furburt. Any way for me to end the topic?

You could PM a mod and ask them to lock the topic. If you like, I'll do it for you.

Also, it's always good to use the 'quote' function. When you do that, the person you quote gets a message. No worries though, you're new, it happens to us all.

Mod Edit: Do you think that because of your GIGANTIC post count that you can do my job for me? DO YOU?!?!?!?!!?! WRONG. Sigh..... Ok, after calming down, I've determined that it's nice to have people helping new users out. But, I never got a PM about locking the topic. NEVER. Do not lie to newer users when you promise to help them. Also, turns out Furburt means "furry policy advocate/lobbyist" in the Urban Dictionary. Eww. Permabanned. -Kuliani
User was banned for this post.(Permanent)

Is this seriously a permaban? He said "IF YOU LIKE I'll do it for you." and the guy never asked him to or got back to him, seriously, what did he even do wrong? Is this a joke, because it kind of bothers me to think a Mod could jump in all of the sudden and PERMANENTLY ban someone for a reason as flimsy and, quite frankly, stupid as this. I never saw Furburt promise anything, he said "IF YOU LIKE, I CAN do it" and never got a response.

Happy 1st of April :3

 

[EeveeElectro]

It's past noon where I am. FOOLS ON YOUUU.

 

[DigitalSushi]

It's past noon where I am. FOOLS ON YOUUU.

See I never believed that whole "april fools is only till noon" thing, its a myth made up by gullible people that get pranked on constantly, by switching April Fools off at noon they can get some respite.