Furburt banned

[reg42]

My question is, what happens to Neonbob's and other user's clean slates. I suppose they have no need for them now but it still seems a little unfair.

Mods can delete a user's ban history as well. If the mod wrath gets lifted (such as a permaban being lifted, or a suspension/ probation being removed whilst the user was still suspended/ under probation), then the mod wrath gets deleted as standard. Even if the user goes through the probation/ suspension without complaint and simply waits it out, mods can still delete it from history, as they have done in the past with various users.

I know this as I've had my mod wrath deleted from history in the past thanks to this aspect of mod power.

Twlight and Jonas Brothers!? You have such awesome taste! I think Joe is the hawtest.

You're wrong, Nick is clearly the hottest of the three.

[HEADING=1]Nick? Hot? There will be fangirl blood![/HEADING]

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Yeah its quite sad that he got banned, but the question now is who will take his place?

*slowly smiles and starts laughing*

We can fight for it if you want...

Very well it shall be a duel. Winner takes Furburt's place.

Ok, your choice of weapons and my choice of gametype and setting.

 

[Hazy]

My question is, what happens to Neonbob's and other user's clean slates. I suppose they have no need for them now but it still seems a little unfair.

Mods can delete a user's ban history as well. If the mod wrath gets lifted (such as a permaban being lifted, or a suspension/ probation being removed whilst the user was still suspended/ under probation), then the mod wrath gets deleted as standard. Even if the user goes through the probation/ suspension without complaint and simply waits it out, mods can still delete it from history, as they have done in the past with various users.

I know this as I've had my mod wrath deleted from history in the past thanks to this aspect of mod power.

Twlight and Jonas Brothers!? You have such awesome taste! I think Joe is the hawtest.

You're wrong, Nick is clearly the hottest of the three.

[HEADING=1]Nick? Hot? There will be fangirl blood![/HEADING]

Bring them on. I work in retail - I KNOW BLOODSHED.

 

[Nomad]

Obviously an April Fools joke. One of the eight kings of The Escapist would not genuinely be banned so hastily

Err, countless high-posters have been banned in the past. Why would Furburt be immune?

Also, you need but look at the ban message to see it's fake.

 

[dalek sec]

I thought they got banned for real, that kinda gave me a scare for a moment... just glad to know that's it's only because of April fool's day.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Banning Furburt is the same as dividing by zero, the mods would never risk it.

Risk what exactly? there is no risk involved in banning a member.

 

[reg42]

Weird... Kuliani permabanned both Furburt AND Hubilub, both with massive post counts, mentioning both of their names in a long notice. I hope it's an April Fool's Day prank.

about 8 people have been banned, and all it takes is one read of the mod edit to see that it's all a joke.

 

[Souplex]

This is the greatest tragedy ever in history!

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Weird... Kuliani permabanned both Furburt AND Hubilub, both with massive post counts, mentioning both of their names in a long notice. I hope it's an April Fool's Day prank.

about 8 people have been banned, and all it takes is one read of the mod edit to see that it's all a joke.

Mods would never, ever ban someone just for the sake of a joke.

Especially not Kuliani.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Yeah its quite sad that he got banned, but the question now is who will take his place?

*slowly smiles and starts laughing*

We can fight for it if you want...

Very well it shall be a duel. Winner takes Furburt's place.

NOBODY can take Furburt's place.

Fools.

Well see about that.

Mark my words by tonight I will become more popular than Furburt ever was. I will be the most popular Escapist and the Armored era will begin. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

It's an obvious joke, and, due to the notes the Mod leaves, quite hilarious. I idly wonder what my "Ban" message would be...

 

[OptimalPrime]

I wonder what day it is...

A certain day celibrated in a certain way.

No, he did get banned. It was in the Halo vs. CoD thread. Exactly as the OP put it, that was the convo.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Ok, your choice of weapons and my choice of gametype and setting.

Hmmm..... how about any weapon goes?

 

[andrat]

Hey look! Up there! At the top of the page! They changed the word Escapist to Gullible!

Oh damn you. I know what today is, but I still thought I'd check.

You win cookie for this..

Spoiler

Gotcha! I hope.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Twlight and Jonas Brothers!? You have such awesome taste! I think Joe is the hawtest.

Totally. I remember seeing them live, and I got a strange tingling sensation between my legs, so me and my boyfriend went to TGI Fridays...

You're wrong, Nick is clearly the hottest of the three.

You'd rather have

Spoiler: this

than

Spoiler: this?

What kind of a freak of nature are you?!

At least we can all agree that Kevin isn't the hawtest. Noone likes Kevin.

 

[reg42]

Weird... Kuliani permabanned both Furburt AND Hubilub, both with massive post counts, mentioning both of their names in a long notice. I hope it's an April Fool's Day prank.

about 8 people have been banned, and all it takes is one read of the mod edit to see that it's all a joke.

Mods would never, ever ban someone just for the sake of a joke.

Especially not Kuliani.

Let's take a look, shall we? These are the mod edits
TheNumber1Zero

Mod Edit: You have waaaaaaay too high of a post count to be posting in a Zynga thread. Permabanned -Kuliani

Fuburt

Mod Edit: Do you think that because of your GIGANTIC post count that you can do my job for me? DO YOU?!?!?!?!!?! WRONG. Sigh..... Ok, after calming down, I've determined that it's nice to have people helping new users out. But, I never got a PM about locking the topic. NEVER. Do not lie to newer users when you promise to help them. Also, turns out Furburt means "furry policy advocate/lobbyist" in the Urban Dictionary. Eww. Permabanned. -Kuliani

Hubilub

Mod Edit: I've never liked your name. And that avatar just gave Spinwhiz a seizure. OH, AND HEY EVERYBODY, THAT LINK IS A RICKROLL. If it wasn't for the fact that Spinwhiz's seizure broke his chair, which I've always hated, I would have deleted all your posts. Permabanned. -Kuliani

Neonbob

Mod Edit: Do NOT quote yourself on our forums. It slows down the entire site! All those times when the site was down during March Mayhem? YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU QUOTED YOURSELF. You can take your whales and *BEEEEEEEEEP* up your *BEEEEEP*. Permabanned. -Kuliani

Really? You're going to sit there and say that all the bans which happened to happen on April Fools with really funny reasons are totally serious?

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

Twlight and Jonas Brothers!? You have such awesome taste! I think Joe is the hawtest.

Totally. I remember seeing them live, and I got a strange tingling sensation between my legs, so me and my boyfriend wen to TGI Fridays...

You're wrong, Nick is clearly the hottest of the three.

You'd rather have

Spoiler: this

than

Spoiler: this?

What kind of a freak of nature are you?!

At least we can all agree that Kevin isn't the hawtest. Noone likes Kevin.

What the hell happened to this thread?

 

[reg42]

Twlight and Jonas Brothers!? You have such awesome taste! I think Joe is the hawtest.

Totally. I remember seeing them live, and I got a strange tingling sensation between my legs, so me and my boyfriend wen to TGI Fridays...

You're wrong, Nick is clearly the hottest of the three.

You'd rather have

Spoiler: this

than

Spoiler: this?

What kind of a freak of nature are you?!

At least we can all agree that Kevin isn't the hawtest. Noone likes Kevin.

What the hell happened to this thread?

It was broken, so we broke it some more.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

Also, sweet Jesus, people, calm down. THREAD IS OVER, OKAY?
I was just speaking to his Furbness on the voice-based communication telephonic device and he's being unbanned as well as Hubilub, NeonBob and the rest of the site drug barons pimps respected members with high post counts at HIGH NOON TOMORRER, GMT.
I predict it.

 

[Hazy]

You're wrong, Nick is clearly the hottest of the three.

You'd rather have

Spoiler: this

than

Spoiler: this?

What kind of a freak of nature are you?!

At least we can all agree that Kevin isn't the hawtest. Noone likes Kevin.

Of course - I can totally relate with Nick having diabetes. Don't you know that simple fact alone means he is the hawtest one?
I actually have numerous cancer ribbons on my myspace page to show that I am supportive of his diabetes!
[sub]Imitating a Jonas Brothers fan is hard [/sub]