James Ennever said:
MW3? I could just watch transformers and get the same intellectual stimulation
Ah, I guess you don't like shooters. Clearly you are an intellectual. I presume that you will show this level of brilliance and lack of brutality in the mature way you present your arguments henceforth, and that you will indeed refrain from insul...
EA sports (insert name here), are you retarded?.....
I stand corrected. Well, it appears you don't like sports games either. And apparently those of us who do are retarded. You're not shaping up to be a closed minded gamer at all.
Skyrim and Minecraft are only worth getting once all the dlc and bugs are out?
You would like Minecraft you intellectual hipster, you.
Rock Bands/ Guitar Hero's... Do you piss mountain dew? Just asking
You really need to get laid

. It'll take a lot of this unwarranted edge off.
But seriously, I love your arguments. It's just straight up "I DON'T LIKE IT CUZ ITS BAD AND IM TOO IGNORANT TO EVEN TRY TO ACCEPT NEW THINGS!"
Good stuff... good stuff.
L.A. Noire, I will not get this until the developers are reinstated under a fair contract
I respect this. If you weren't being a dick for no reason I'd say I respect you.
Sonic Generations????.sonic, nuff said
As someone who has been playing games since the beginnings of Sonic, I have to say that if you like old school Sonic, you should try Generations. If you don't like old school Sonic, then you suck.
Well I guess Batman AC is a possibility but online pass for cat woman?
The game is still good without her.
Red Dead Redemption, Old Bethesda games, OK granted I LOVED these games but again beaten
Bioshock infinite looks promising though, and I buy every humble indie bundle. So I am not too cynical if I give untested developers a chance.
I still think you are too cynical. Cynics are those people who don't give something a fair chance because of their preconceptions and insane expectations. The most cynical person in the world could buy every indie game ever, and he would just come to the conclusion that they all suck.
Let's be honest, the humble indie bundle isn't always the cream of the crop as far as games go... However, I feel like you are the type of gamer that would pass up something mainstream because it makes you feel superior. (Don't worry, a good 90% of the Escapist are gaming hipsters.) I can tell it makes you feel superior because of the ridiculously unnecessarily abrasive terminology you use the second those games come up.
tl;dr - You should play Bastion if you haven't yet. I feel like it's so non-mainstream that you might actually give it a chance.