Game Character Assassinations

[Apollo45]

Delphine, from Skyrim.

Because she happens to be insolent, idiotic, weak, and unhelpful. Not only that, but shes covered by goddamn plot armor, asking me to kill my buddy Paarthurnax.

And I would execute her with my axe, naturally. Make it right and proper.

If it were me I'd use Odahviing to do it. Makes the most sense to me. "What was that about killing dragons? I can't hear you over the sound of your screaming!" I mean, the ***** is supposed to be the personal guard of the Dragonborn, not some self-absorbed megalomaniac. We'll see how she feels when I order my dragon minions to roast her flesh. Thinks she can order around the Dragonborn... Ha! I'm the rightful Emperor of Tamriel, *****. I can make my own Order of the Blades when you're dead and I've taken command.

She's definitely up there, but I'd personally assassinate the Star Child from ME3. I know it's been said before, but I would use the power of the Crucible to do it. Start a chain reaction in the thing which, when exploded, destroys the Citadel. The destruction of the Citadel would destroy the Star Child, and the Reapers would be without a leader. Since they have no leader, the rest of the fleet could take advantage of that and kick some Reaper ass, meaning I win.

Also up there are many of the characters from Dragon Age 2, because with few exceptions they were pretty horrible.

 

[Treblaine]

I thought this was going to be a pun on "character assassination" as in game characters getting unfair and fallacious criticism.

PS: assassinating a game character is pointless, they'll just re-spawn or load from an old save.

 

[sideshow]

seems to be too complicated. just squish her.

bonus points for this. hahaha