Game characters with stupid names

[DrDeath3191]

Not every game character can have a cool name like Jack Cayman, or Gordon Freeman. Sometimes characters have to suffer with having a really stupid monicker. Which character has the worst name?

My vote goes to Cao Pi from Dynasty Warriors. I need not explain further.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Link. I have nothing against the Zelda games, and have enjoyed the few I've played but, URRRGGGHHH, that name.

It's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

 

[Cody211282]

Cloud, I think someones parents did to much drugs, Link, no idea were that came from, and Max Payne, I mean really you couldn't make it a bit more obvious?

 

[Internet Kraken]

Molotov Rocktail

Get it?

 

[Magnatek]

Molotov Rocktail

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You have no idea how long I've waited for a thread like this.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Molotov Rocktail

Get it?

I got you topped there. Say hi to Rocketbilly Redcadillac.

What the hell is wrong with his legs?

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

It's not a game character, and it's not a stupid name, bit I feel now is the time. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster. That's gotta be the most badass name in history.

OT: I guess i'm going to have to agree with a previous post, mentioning Cloud and Link.

 

[Magnatek]

Molotov Rocktail

Get it?

I got you topped there. Say hi to Rocketbilly Redcadillac.

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What the hell is wrong with his legs?

He was in Gungrave: Overdose, as well as it's anime, by the looks of the picture. Plus, he's just a soul trapped in a guitar, so I guess physical limits don't quite affect him.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Molotov Rocktail

Get it?

I got you topped there. Say hi to Rocketbilly Redcadillac.

Gee I was going to say something else, but I'm afraid you win grand prize here. Nice job!

 

[Casual Shinji]

The entire cast of Final Fantasy 13.

 

[mobsterlobster]

I think Solid Snake is a ridiculous name. I usually don't get euthamisms straight away, people have to tell me what they really mean, but when I first heard of Solid Snake, I thought Metal Gear Solid was a comedy adult-themed game, until I found out more about it.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

Cloud Strife?

 

[Outlaw Torn]

Master Chief is a pretty stupid name, but don't tell the fanboys or anyone with a passion for military ranks.

I have a personal dislike of Three-Dog from Fallout 3. He doesn't seem to have any connection to a dog, let alone three of them. Unless his name is really an answer to 'how many penises do you have?'.

 

[Juven Ignus]

Bidoof. Honestly, by far the worst Pokemon name IMO.

 

[Urgh76]

gee hmmm where to start? id go with onion knight. PS: which # final fantasy would dissidia be considered?

 

[Chancie]

Majority of the characters from Final Fantasy. Cloud, Squall, Noctis, Hope, Quistis, Bartz...so many of them are just weird.

 

[Magnatek]

Boyd Travers from MOH: Airborne. I mean honestly, how much more American can you get?

Look at post six, if you have the time. I think the words in that name almost define American. Of course, the game was made in Japan, so it may just be a stereotype, but still.

 

[Mr. Fister]

Travis Touchdown

It's stupidly awesome.