Game characters with stupid names

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Phoenix Wright - Cool character, but what were his parents smoking when they named the kid, Phoenix?

 

[VGStrife]

Ganondorf. Sounds far to nerdy for a boss character.

 

[A big red rooster]

Any Mega Man X maverick.

i.e. Spark Mandrill, Launch Octopus, Overdrive Ostrich...oh, and X5 named half the bosses after the members of gun n' roses.

 

[axlr4]

quizits from ff8 actulay mostly all the names.

 

[DrDeath3191]

1) It's actually pronounced 'Chow Pi'.

Actually, it's Tsao Pee.

Blame the other guy.

 

[Joshimodo]

1) It's actually pronounced 'Chow Pi'.

Actually, it's Tsao Pee.

Blame the other guy.

I blame Cao Pi's parents.

 

[Ph33nix]

Master Chief is a pretty stupid name, but don't tell the fanboys or anyone with a passion for military ranks.

I have a personal dislike of Three-Dog from Fallout 3. He doesn't seem to have any connection to a dog, let alone three of them. Unless his name is really an answer to 'how many penises do you have?'.

his name is john btw so yeah...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The Final Fantasy characters from FF-13 have pretty stupid names: Hope, Snow, Vanille, Lightning and, Denzel Washington ... or is that Martain Lawrence?

 

[Baldry]

Majority of the characters from Final Fantasy. Cloud, Squall, Noctis, Hope, Quistis, Bartz...so many of them are just weird.

Damn beaten to it, honastly are the people who think of the names high chimps with typewriters....Also Soap mactacish from COD4, Soap....WtF

 

[Hazy]

Final Fantasy has had some silly ones, but since Butz has already been mentioned... I shall go with Zell Dincht.

Or

That works too.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Soap. What kind of badass name is that?

And yet I'm completely used to it now.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Solid Snake. Does no one get the extreme sexual innuendo?



ITS JUST SO STUPID!

 

[Exuberance]

Master Chief is a pretty stupid name, but don't tell the fanboys or anyone with a passion for military ranks.

I have a personal dislike of Three-Dog from Fallout 3. He doesn't seem to have any connection to a dog, let alone three of them. Unless his name is really an answer to 'how many penises do you have?'.

Master Chief is his rank, his name is John.

 

[DrDeath3191]

I'm adding some more: any non-main character from the entirety of the Phoenix Wright series. Seriously? Larry Butz? Wendy Oldbag? The list goes on and on.

 

[Bloody Crimson]

Golbez, Cecil, Angeal, Genesis, good ol' Sephy, Samus Aran, Link, Zelda, Squall, All the human cast of KH2 [especially Org. 13].

 

[jeremiahkd]

Sackboy! too simple.

 

[Worgen]

I'm adding some more: any non-main character from the entirety of the Phoenix Wright series. Seriously? Larry Butz? Wendy Oldbag? The list goes on and on.

thoes dont count thoes are obviously joke names

 

[floppylobster]

Jack Cayman sounds pretty stupid to me actually. Bowser's a bit stupid and non-threatening, Doctor Eggman, Duke Nukem, Ulala, Prince Clumsy. Yahtzee, does that count?

 

[Srkkl]

I have a personal dislike of Three-Dog from Fallout 3. Unless his name is really an answer to 'how many penises do you have?'.

Or it's describeing how cold it is in his radio station in Apocalyptia. (I think that's what it's called, a three dog night? or it could've been 2, I don't know.)

OT: I can't really think of one accept Master Chief. (Actually John, but thats a boring unoriginal name.)

EDIT: Gannondorf is pretty damn stupid.