Game characters you wouldn't want to bump into.

[Krajin]

The prince from katamari....

 

[Chicago Ted]

Cole Train. I think he's genuinely psychotic and would like to rip me apart with a chainsaw. Actually, on that note, anyone from Gears. It takes a special kind of crazy for someone to go into battle with a chainsaw bayonet and without their helmets.

 

[The Austin]

Gordon Freeman. It would be rather awkward.

You: Hi Gordan! I'm a big fan!
Gordan: .....

 

[The Austin]

The patriarch

Spoiler: PREPARE FOR THE LORD OF ALL MUTANTS AND ZOMBIES ALIKE

and yes his right hand is a minigun with a rocket launcher on top.

Killing floor?

 

[Balaxe]

HaroldBobHerbert from Fallout 3, I'd walk into him and he would be like "kill me" and i'd be like WTF!?! Then i'd leg it.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

General RAAM from Gears of War.

 

[SteakHeart]

The Jackal. He would pin me to the ground and make a tape comparing my life to animals and crap, then help me up and make me dinner. Then, send me on a suicide mission. And when I complete it, he would shoot me in the 'nads and let me bleed out. But then, he bandages them up and gives me a reassuring pat on the head. And nicks my Mentos. Dual-Personality disorder, anyone?

 

[Ace of Spades]

The overlord gets my vote, unless he let me order around some minions. Also,

pacman would really get on my nerves

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Myself from COD 1/2/3/4/5.

Invincible soldier = bad.

 

[Smokepuddle]

Eggman I just wouldn't be able to take him seriously.

 

[mrmexican52]

torque from the suffering his evil karma side scares the shit out of me.

 

[Lemur_Ninja]

TF2's Pyro. If I literally bumped into him, I'd die a horrible burning death in a split second.

 

[Sovvolf]

Nemesis, That's one big mudafucker.

 

[Stoic raptor]

I probably have been super ninja'd, but Kratos. Piss
him off and...

 

[Blanks]

Any main character and their friends from any first or third person shooter

 

[Kwatsu]

Who wouldn't I want to bump into? Wrex from Mass Effect. Bumping into him would probably break every bone in my body.

 

[Gunner 51]

I wouldn't want to run into Resident Evil 2's William Birkin. (For fear of being ripped up.)

Come to think of it, I wouldn't like to run into JRPG characters. (Because they're terrible emos.)

 

[iyaerP]

Strelok

 

[axlr4]

nemesis i shit my self....or give him a high five. hm...i wonder is hes good at poker?