Games Blamed For Kid's Joyride

Arkfeller

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Makes you wonder when all this crap about 'video games do this and that to your child...' is going to stop.
 
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But isn't education a good thing?
They are teaching him how to operate a vehicle!
Besides, the controls are far different on a console then on a car, so it would require external knowledge/teaching on the operation of such a vehicle (I'm looking at you kid's parents!)
 

Booze Zombie

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I don't care what anyone says, that kid shouldn't have known how to drive!

A video game does not actually show the interior of the car or the character interacting with it, for the most part.

AND I thought it was established that he did this to skip church?
 

Nouw

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Lets look at Fox's Logic

Any video game that involves driving means a kid is going to drive. Which means in ones mind playing a RTS means that he can control the army of USA and command it to victory. It also means that if he is a pro FPS player that means he is a G.I.JOE. No I don't think so. Fox really should look at our forums. They'd be suprised.
 

Coach Morrison

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you know fox is right i just got done playing CSS and i now know how to load every gun in the game and how to plant and defuse a bomb, even though ive never touched a gun in my life. those people know everything without even trying to research it
 

MK Tha Rebel

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Why am I not surprised about this? Must they blame EVERYTHING on video games!?

Oh, and it was FOX, big damn shocker there. Isn't this, like, the billionth thing FOX blamed video games for? You know, god forbid the kid shouldn't have the damn keys in the first place. God FORBID, that you keep an eye on your kid. Nope, video games did it!
level250geek said:
The war on video games could be the one thing that unites President Obama and Fox News.
If FOX news ever realized they had something in common with Obama they'd all kill themselves. So, yeah, I hope it does unite them. :)
 

Lord Beautiful

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paypuh said:
This article is factually incorrect.

That little blurb of an audio clip was taken way out of context. The only game the reporter brought up was GTA, and that's because it has made numerous headlines in the recent years, not because that is what the kid was playing. The fact of the matter is WE DON'T KNOW WHAT GAME THE KID WAS PLAYING. The cops didn't elaborate. Maybe he was playing Forza or Gran Turismo. To just assume it was GTA is bad reporting, on the part of Fox, and subsequently by this website.

Let's not start losing our heads because there is some sort of vendetta against Fox. Pick and choose your battles Escapist.
This is what I've been thinking as well. I couldn't help but consider that the first suggestion was Grand Theft Auto because its gotten a little bit more press than, say, Gran Turismo or Project Gotham.
 

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AmrasCalmacil said:
Smack-Ferret said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
If he learnt to drive a car from Grand Theft Auto then we should put his talents to good use. Give him Rock Band.
Good God man what if he played The Sims?
You're thinking too small, what if he played Spore? He could create a vastly underwhelming universe!
What if he played Spore and The Sims?
 

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HardRockSamurai said:
To drive a car in real life, you have to:

-unlock the car
-open the car door
-get in the car
-close the car door
-place your feet correctly over the pedals
-put the key in the ignition
-start the car
-put on your seat belt
-switch to the correct gear
-and softly hit the acceleration pedal

To drive a car in GTA IV, you have to:

-press "Y" to get in the car
-hold "RT" to go forward

If FOX News thinks GTA IV can teach people how to drive, they are truly idiots of the highest caliber.
Technically, steps 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10 are optional.
 

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Wow, is it sad that I knew it'd be FOX News without needing to read past the title of this article? I mean, really, is it dumb of me to assume that the media outlet responsible for openly jumping to conclusions on a game like Mass Effect to have connected the dots from two different books? Who still watches them?
 

Kollega

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He obviously learned how to drive by watching older members of his family driving. He couldn't pick it up from GTA or Gran Turismo or whatever. But if he DID,then they should give him Rock Band or Microsoft Flight Simulator.
 

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Vault boy Eddie said:
Yes, he got in the car because he saw it in a game, not because he wanted to escape the LIES in church.
Easy, this isn't a religious thread. I think that the kid was just curious, and wanted to drive the car, as simple as that, with no brain that has been brain washed by video games. The media needs to find something else to blame other than video games, so why not books? They are REeeaally evil, remember that incident with Stephen King's first book RAGE? Yeah.
 

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I just want to choke someone, How in the hell does videogame teach you to drive? I have been playing videogames my entire life and i drive shit!

Don't blame the videogame blame the goddamn parents! Who in they're right mind would let there kid have access to ANYTHING? 7-years are Satan's goat-children. I have experience as and dealing with!

I'm tired of these ratty parents who sits these kids in front of a TV or whatever medium, then expect them not to get ideas, it's completely bullshit, and I'm, for one, am tired of this trend. The viper news, FOX being the most "distracted", media are always attacking mediums of entertainment, rather then the source of any or all problems; Daddy "II'm going out for a couple of smokes, don't do anything you little fucker" dearest, and Mommy "I was simply wrestling with that lady(before anyone's "superiority siren" goes off, Yes i am implying that the mother a lesbian),don't tell daddy." dearest.

They blamed Doom for columbine, GTA on EVERYTHING, I am surprise that no one "discovered" that Adolf Hitler was a Pong Addict.

So to summarize the entire rant; Attack the family tree, there the one's that bare the fruit.
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
nilcypher said:
As I said, Captain Anderson is clearly not a gamer himself.
No, but he's the Captain of the Normandy, so show some fucking respect!

...I should go play more Mass Effect.

Anyway, this should just be named "Kid joyrides, media jumps to stupid conclusions."
I believe a title like "Fox is at it again." would be more appropriate.
 

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Off-topic: How many atheists are here on the Escapist? I'm just curious, not trying to insult anybody.

On-topic: Wow....just wow. Playing a driving game doesn not equal learning how to operate a car. If that was true, I would for sure know seven different ways to cast magic AND wield awesome huge swords in one hand. This is just madness.
 

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I'm perfectly okay thinking that video games may have inspired this, and it certainly IS a compelling enough argument to make parents think about what they buy their children, but there needs to be a line drawn. Around the age of 12-15ish, kids get more mature, and they learn that doing things such as, say, opening a car door and punching the driver in the face in order to steal the vehicle are bad. If it were my choice, I would give the kids a good choice of gaming materials, but limit the rating they would be allowed to have. Eris knows I would be a lot less messed up if I hadn't played Duke Nukem and Shadow Warrior so early on.
 

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If that kid learnt to drive through games then i would be a F1 driver round about now.
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
If he learnt to drive a car from Grand Theft Auto then we should put his talents to good use. Give him Rock Band.
^Genius mind right there^
 

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AmrasCalmacil said:
MaxTheReaper said:
nilcypher said:
As I said, Captain Anderson is clearly not a gamer himself.
No, but he's the Captain of the Normandy, so show some fucking respect!

...I should go play more Mass Effect.

Anyway, this should just be named "Kid joyrides, media jumps to stupid conclusions."
Pah. He stood down. It's all mine now! Mine! To fill with Aliens as I wish!
Now to punch that lippy admiral, critcise my ship, will he?!

Sorry. I got carried away.

This is amusing though, I can't say I've never played a game that reprisents driving so aaccurately that I could learn from it. Besides, everyone knows that if he had been playing Grand Theft Auto he'd have run over prostitutes, right?
They were all in church! Oh the irony.