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RagnaThePig

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dead.juice said:
RagnaThePig said:
Reading this thread, you'd almost believe there isn't a single coherent video game story...
...And if you read a thread entitled "who's the gayest character in gaming", you'd almost believe there isn't a single game that doesn't at least include someone in the closet.
We should make a "Games with sexixt undertones" thread and I'm sure someone would manage to shoehorn Tetris in there.
 

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IamQ said:
Modern Warfare 2.

"Go to Brazil!"
"Why?"
"Just cuz"

Or the russians perfect plan of invading an airport with just three people, and being expected to kill everyone there including the 2 squads of fully armed riot cops, and then get to their van safely.
I've never really understood why I had to go to Brazil, I know it was for intel, but I'll be damned if that part even mattered from all the running and shooting I was doing.

OT: Bayonetta, that game made zero efforts in making any sort of damn sense, fun though. Just Cause 2 is another one, but honestly, I was too busy faffing around to even care. I have a duel grappling hook and an obscene amount of parachutes to use, why would I even need to bother with a plot that makes sense?
 

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The thread title!

Wahey!

OT: Hmm...
I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with whoever said Crysis 2.

IamQ said:
Modern Warfare 2.

"Go to Brazil!"
"Why?"
"Just cuz"

Or the russians perfect plan of invading an airport with just three people, and being expected to kill everyone there including the 2 squads of fully armed riot cops, and then get to their van safely.
There were five of you, by the way. And there was some terrorist dude in Brazil... I think.

Just saying.
 

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No_Remainders said:
The thread title!

Wahey!

OT: Hmm...
I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with whoever said Crysis 2.

IamQ said:
Modern Warfare 2.

"Go to Brazil!"
"Why?"
"Just cuz"

Or the russians perfect plan of invading an airport with just three people, and being expected to kill everyone there including the 2 squads of fully armed riot cops, and then get to their van safely.
There were five of you, by the way. And there was some terrorist dude in Brazil... I think.

Just saying.
Alright, you might be right about the guy in Brazil, but even with 5 people, the whole airport plan still seems a bit loony.
 

dead.juice

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RagnaThePig said:
dead.juice said:
RagnaThePig said:
Reading this thread, you'd almost believe there isn't a single coherent video game story...
...And if you read a thread entitled "who's the gayest character in gaming", you'd almost believe there isn't a single game that doesn't at least include someone in the closet.
We should make a "Games with sexixt undertones" thread and I'm sure someone would manage to shoehorn Tetris in there.
Lol, I woudn't doubt it.
I bet that would happen even without someone bringing up <url=http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty10.htm>Bubble Bath Babes
 

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XIII (Thirteen).

You cheat death and kill hundreds of thugs in just to get killed off by the final boss. This made the whole game pointless.
 

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NES games were like that, you took a leaf and suddenly you had a raccon tail that allowed you to fly, a flower gave you fire magic powers, I remember how you could ride a dinosaur in a snes sequel.

Actually I miss that kind of game, were nothing had any sense what-so-ever, and you could hace really awesome ideas flying around just because without bothering with realism (Who likes realism in their videogames anyway?)
 

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Catfood220 said:
I never got Eternal Sonata's story, it seems to be all over the place with unresolved plotlines and romances before you have to kill Frederick Chopin and a girl jumps off a cliff and then somehow you have saved the world.
LOL and I thought I was the only one flipping out at the end when Frederick suddenly becomes the final boss and attacks you. And yes, the girl jumping off a cliff and...w/e.

Aside: It was funny this one time I played Eternal Sonata, because we had just finished playing Gears of War 2, and when I fired up my save, my friend looked at the colorful landscape was like, "Holy crap the saturation is making my eyeballs bleed."
 

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The Michael Jackson arcade game.
You go around saving the children from random gangsters and then turn into a robot of some sort "Mechal-Jackson," as I call him. I'm serious, look this up and play it if you haven't.
 

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genericusername64 said:
klipton said:
BlindTom said:
Fallout 3 was like that.
Why?
-The G.E.C.K was used in a way that went against continuity
-Everyone in the dc area would be dead before project purity started, If you drank irradiated water everyday for 20 years you would be dead, if your character drinks irradiated water everyday for a week he's already dead
-Your companion beeing imune to radiation [Charon, Fawkes, Robot] refusing to start the purifier and thus forcing either you or the Paladin chick fighting with you to start and thus "die" in it.
-Why the fuck did your dad sacrifice himself? I could have killed every enclave member in that station in about 3 seconds
-Why are super mutants in the ruins?
-Little Mother Fucking Lamplight
Counter points start now.

1.There is no single canon for the G.E.C.K. nor are we told the capabilities or limitations of the device.
2.Radaway and RadX, plus small scale water purifiers.
3.You can get Fawkes to do it(I have), and you still end up in the exact same spot as before.
4.Because moving the story along...(worst excuse ever)
5.They're looking for something, and they can't really help they got made that way.
6.It's how Vault 87 worked. Get rid of the old folks. It was run by nothing but kids when it started, and 10 years later, there were still lots of kids, which means that teen pregnancy isn't really an issue with them.
 

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No_Remainders said:
The thread title!

Wahey!
I went through every post and I couldn't believe that it took that long for someone to mention it. There is definitely something funny in the title not making sense. Unless it was deliberate. In which case this could be one huge conspiracy.

OT: Just Cause 2 was pretty crazy. Especially the part where you are straddling nuclear missiles while killing an evil dictator.

Hey I said it was crazy. I never said it wasn't damn awesome.
 

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genericusername64 said:
klipton said:
BlindTom said:
Fallout 3 was like that.
Why?
-The G.E.C.K was used in a way that went against continuity
-Everyone in the dc area would be dead before project purity started, If you drank irradiated water everyday for 20 years you would be dead, if your character drinks irradiated water everyday for a week he's already dead
-Your companion beeing imune to radiation [Charon, Fawkes, Robot] refusing to start the purifier and thus forcing either you or the Paladin chick fighting with you to start and thus "die" in it.
-Why the fuck did your dad sacrifice himself? I could have killed every enclave member in that station in about 3 seconds
-Why are super mutants in the ruins?
-Little Mother Fucking Lamplight
Well when you put it that way.... YOU WIN!!!
 

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Shoggoth2588 said:
Laggyteabag said:
gears of war 1/2, i felt was like "Go here, go there for no reason what so ever"
Yeah...the second was my favorite of the two but I still don't know several fundamental things about the game like, what year is it. Where in the hell does the game take place (it sure as hell isn't Earth) and, why don't the humans just move to another planet? It seems the Locusts just want the planet to themselves.
As for the last two questions: A planet called "Sera", and it is implied that they haven't mastered space travel as much as we do today, maybe even less so.

Gears of War as a series unfortunately barely mentions it's own backstory and the first game lacks a proper introduction, but seriously, it's not that hard to follow whats going on in the story of the game.

On Topic:

I'd probably say Killer 7, but given how much plot interpretations you can find for that, i'd rather say No More Heroes.
It's like it pretends to have a story that makes at least sense in itself, but once you think about it beyond that, it's a constant stream of "wait, what?". But that may or may not be the point of it all.
 

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believer258 said:
Also, Doom 3.
What... you mean to say there is a PLOT in there? Wow. I thought it was a relatively boring excuse to go kill some demon. Can't say I liked the game much.

Just come from another thread where I was saying how some parts of DDO dungeons don't make any darned sense, because they chose to shoehorn in some puzzle-solving stuff. Why are all these masterminds trying to protect their systems with Pipes-style puzzles? OK, I could understand one rather eccentric mage deciding it was a good idea.... but there's a fair few dungeons with 'em in. One of which tries to attack you.

 

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Monxerot said:
Trauma Center
or in fact any of the games those guys did
Persona 4
Catherine
and so on
none of these games make ANY sense at all so i generally dont bother with the story
I don´t know about the others but persona 4 made a lot of sense. It is weird, but that´s a different thing.