Games that won't get you laid

[CakeDragon]

I don't care what game my boyfriend plays, he's still going to get laid! XD

Seconded!
If I can't be bothered to watch him on his 360 I usually go on his PC, or vice versa.
One time we played Gears of War together, I couldn't get a hang of the controls (I'm not a big FPS gamer) so we gave up and... Yeah. You get the idea.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I'll start, World of Warcraft.

I beg to differ, I know quite a lot of couples who got together through WoW. For example, our guild mum (half American, half Spanish) got together with our main tank (Finnish) and he's been living with her in Spain ever since. I wonder how they're doing, it's been about 6 months ago since I've last played WoW.

Anyway, I doubt that games like Planescape: Torment and Dwarven Fortress will get you laid with anything except the female nerd populace.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Hey baby, you want to come over and play some Superman 64?

I somehow feel as if my soul died a little from typing that.

The thing is, would you toruture yourself that much for sex?

or kill her right there and then

 

[DazZ.]

Better question would be what games would get you laid.
However that thread would consist of about 3 posts.

OT: Leisure Suit Larry. Any of them.

 

[Amarok]

i only go out with gamer lads, not a gamer? then not a chance.

What if there was a guy who cured all the world's diseases with his smile, and spent his afternoons rescuing kittens and impovrished children?

 

[Emilin_Rose]

Anything Disgaea, or Nippon Ichi in general, anything Shin Megami Tensei, The Sims, Minesweeper, Solitare, Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon, SimCity, and of course Big Brain Academy.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I don't care what game my boyfriend plays, he's still going to get laid! XD

Seconded!
If I can't be bothered to watch him on his 360 I usually go on his PC, or vice versa.
One time we played Gears of War together, I couldn't get a hang of the controls (I'm not a big FPS gamer) so we gave up and... Yeah. You get the idea.

Haha, you sound exactly like me!
He was playing Star Trek I think on his 360, so I played Worms on his PC. Then we gave up and watched Watchmen, but didn't catch much ot it ;3
I love gaming with him though.

 

[GrinningManiac]

The Sims "WILL" get you laid,

on account of all the good-looking "odd" emo/goth/other girls that play it.

Hotdamn

 

[Hitman 43]

Hey baby, you want to come over and play some Superman 64?

I somehow feel as if my soul died a little from typing that.

That's one of the worse game in history, along side Alone In The Dark. Even the movie of it was useless. (I myself didn't see it the film. I never would after that horrible game. But I've heard alot of stuff on how bad and awful it is and I don't doubt it at all.

Alone In The Dark will NOT get you laid.

But seriously, who uses games to get laid?

 

[CakeDragon]

I don't care what game my boyfriend plays, he's still going to get laid! XD

Seconded!
If I can't be bothered to watch him on his 360 I usually go on his PC, or vice versa.
One time we played Gears of War together, I couldn't get a hang of the controls (I'm not a big FPS gamer) so we gave up and... Yeah. You get the idea.

Haha, you sound exactly like me!
He was playing Star Trek I think on his 360, so I played Worms on his PC. Then we gave up and watched Watchmen, but didn't catch much ot it ;3
I love gaming with him though.

Hehe it doesn't really matter what they're playing as such, though if it's getting a bit boring it's always good trying to put him off..!
We both play Guild Wars so I'll go on a laptop and him on his PC and we play together.

 

[Emeli]

Correct use of We <3 Katamari WILL get you laid. Seriously, one of my friends and I played the multiplayer all the time and I swear we had so much fun with each other that it always ended in cuddling and if he wasn't such a noob virgin gamer it totally would have led to sex.

If there was ever a game that won't get you laid it's Evony. Because if you play it, it means you clicked on one of those ads. I think there must be a sacred pact among the players to never ask how they found out about the game and assume that a friend told them.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Halo.

 

[KaiRai]

Final Fantasy. Now before you flame me, say it out loud and imagine you're saying that to a girl you just met.

 

[Swaki]

wanna come back to my place and check out my limited edition collection?.

wow actually is the only game i have ever gotten laid because of, WoW is pretty much a huge dating central where you can kill dragons when theres no talent.

 

[Cmwissy]

I'll start, World of Warcraft.

Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account. Old one was "RobotoWorks", created back in August of '08.

My guild master met his wife on WoW, and they're both pretty thin/pleasing to the eye.

I think stereotyping a bloody game is bad.

My 'Good' friend in my guild (we all know eachother IRL) is a attractive 17 year old GIRL.

Seriously, I think people should not stereotype a frikkin GAME.

 

[Kurokami]

I'll start, World of Warcraft.

Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account. Old one was "RobotoWorks", created back in August of '08.

My guild master met his wife on WoW, and they're both pretty thin/pleasing to the eye.

I think stereotyping a bloody game is bad.

My 'Good' friend in my guild (we all know eachother IRL) is a attractive 17 year old GIRL.

Seriously, I think people should not stereotype a frikkin GAME.

Why not? stereotyping is just a guideline, there's nothing wrong with it so long as u keep a mind open to exceptions, but if its any consolation I dislike the game on its own merits.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Halo online. The amount of people who brag that they have Recon or the Katana is fucking ridiculous.

Wow congrats! You have the Katana. Do you really think anyone over the age of 4 gives a flying shit?

 

[VV0lfGanq]

i got laid whilst playing LBP, it was my girlfriend tho...and she does love that sackboy

you know wat im sayin ;D

but yh seriously, most girls i've shown LBP seemed to love it so maybe we have a winner?

 

[Cmwissy]

I'll start, World of Warcraft.

Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account. Old one was "RobotoWorks", created back in August of '08.

My guild master met his wife on WoW, and they're both pretty thin/pleasing to the eye.

I think stereotyping a bloody game is bad.

My 'Good' friend in my guild (we all know eachother IRL) is a attractive 17 year old GIRL.

Seriously, I think people should not stereotype a frikkin GAME.

Why not? stereotyping is just a guideline, there's nothing wrong with it so long as u keep a mind open to exceptions, but if its any consolation I dislike the game on its own merits.

Yes, stereotyping people, governments, etc etc is fine.

This is a GAME.

It's for FUN - remember that?

If we are living in a culture where people are reduced too 'Snark snark; my game is better than yours and will get me laid snark snark' I think I will go an-hero.

 

[Kurokami]

I'll start, World of Warcraft.

Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account. Old one was "RobotoWorks", created back in August of '08.

My guild master met his wife on WoW, and they're both pretty thin/pleasing to the eye.

I think stereotyping a bloody game is bad.

My 'Good' friend in my guild (we all know eachother IRL) is a attractive 17 year old GIRL.

Seriously, I think people should not stereotype a frikkin GAME.

Why not? stereotyping is just a guideline, there's nothing wrong with it so long as u keep a mind open to exceptions, but if its any consolation I dislike the game on its own merits.

Yes, stereotyping people, governments, etc etc is fine.

This is a GAME.

It's for FUN - remember that?

If we are living in a culture where people are reduced too 'Snark snark; my game is better than yours and will get me laid snark snark' I think I will go an-hero.

That makes no sense, just about anything can be stereotyped, games should be no different, hell i find people are just for fun too. and dw, i doubt playing any game will get you laid, unless its some sort of strange new fetish.