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For me, it was Mass Effect 2. I loved ME1 quite a bit, and it felt more like a RPG than your typical cover-based shooter. I also loved being an infiltrator with his abilities and the sniper rifle.

It wasn't the story that turned me away, I'm sure I would have enjoyed it, but it was the bland as fuck maps. "This looks like an obvious arena. Maybe 2, three waves here?" And the uninteresting "epic" enemies like harbinger. I don't give a fuck if he's assuming direct control if he goes down faster than anyone else on the map on the hardest difficulty. The combat was much less interesting, and the changes to the ammo made my already heavily gimped infiltrator next to useless and largely un-entertaining. "This is your rifle, you get five shots with it and then you have to use your pistol. Good luck camping up above and assisting your teammates." Furthermore, the changes to the health took away any possible sense of urgency that any combat had. Regen. Health only really worked in Mirror's Edge, and I'm hard pressed to find a game that wouldn't be better off without it. Why the hate for that moment when you have a sliver of health and your surrounded by enemies? Is the current generation of players unable to plan things through and think on their feet to get out of a bad situation? Or is the best response always to "hide in fear while you 'rest up'"

tl;dr, Mass Effect 2's uninteresting, bland combat that lasted far too long ruined that series for me. We'll just say in my run I just died on that ship.

Someone had already added in Saints Row 3, I didn't really like how the foolishness was dialed up to 11 either, but at least it didn't kill the game for me.

I got Hacker Evolution Duality thinking it would be a lot closer to what Uplink was. No, no it was not, and it was total fucking shit.

E.Y.E.: Divine Cybermancy looked pretty awesome too, and then I saw the maps. Dear god the level design looked like it was built by 12 year old me, 16 different kinds of awful. They didn't even bother to clip them properly.
 

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First one for me would have to be Fable 3.

After a shaky ending to Fable 2, the franchise needed to come back strong. Did that happen? Hell no. Fighting the enemies is overwhelmingly easy, to the point where its just a chore. The "hub" for changing gear and what not is tedious, but than again why would you want to change gear when you can just glance at an enemy and they fall over? Poor story didn't help either as I simply just gave up on the game. For the series starting out as fun, it ended a complete disaster.

Another game that I wasn't too fond of was Borderlands. Just my opinion, but it seemed awfully repetitive and too gimmicky for my taste. Sure, I realize its not a bad game but it just couldn't suck me into the experience, though I tried like hell. Guns were alright and story was okay as well, it just had something missing from it, or more accurately had a little too much going on I suppose.
 

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Karoshi said:
Guild Wars 2 was an utter waste of money too. I will not deny that it is a quality game with many nice features, but it bored me out of my mind 2 days later. A real shame.
Ah yea, I forgot about GW2.
I went into it really optimistically and gave it the benefit of the doubt so many times but at the end of the day it's basically worse than WoW in every regard except for visuals. The combat is some of the worst I've ever seen in gaming, to the point where I'd actively avoid it at all costs because it was so poorly designed and frustrating to use.

Also, GW2 alone proves why there are aggro tables and the trinity in other MMOs. Dungeons were such a total mess.
 

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Bioshock Infinite, Yeah I said it come and get me fanboys

I bought this game after seeing all the super positive reviews, but was ultimately dissapointed, I mean yeah the story was absolutely phenomenal, but I bought it expecting great gameplay with the story complimenting the gameplay, and sadly I was dissapointed, the gameplay is pretty boring and repetitive, don't get me wrong story was amazing for video game standards but thats not why I bought it,

Oh well at least I learned my Lesson and thats why I avoided "The Last of Us"

and now I know to research a game as to why it got the score that it did, (even though people seemed to think that the gameplay was just amazing for whatever reason)

Oh well I know now to avoid story driven games, at least not buy them at full price
 

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Mass Effect 3, period. Biggest burn of all time for me. Six years of investment in a story just to have a writer give you the finger at the end of it. Nothings ever going to compare to that one.
 

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Clock Tower 3. "It followed the tradition of the series," the fans say.

I got a 14 year in old a suggestive cowgirl outfit, among other things (Horrible voice acting, a plot you could replace with all spoken lines of "Runny Tastic" and it'd make more sense, and the fact there are weapon 3 attack/hide points through the WHOLE level) that simply ruined the game for me.

And I actually quite enjoyed DA2. Think about it this way: They couldn't made it worse. It was still a competent game; just the likeable and well-written characters are stuck in a really really bad game, along with a continuing plot that should be put down.

FF13 is no exception. Remember, spending ages decking out your party in the 3? How you'd make sure everything was in check, and maybe, just maybe, move out of your comfort zone and try a new job or spell type?

Final Fantasy 13 even has the cursor START on "let the computer do it" in battles.
 

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It's a battle between the Turok reboot, and Fear 3.

Being almost a religious fan of the original Turok games, I was really excited to hear they were not going to let the series completely die, but when it came down to it, it just turned out to be an average FPS and I almost wish they did just let it die. Maybe someone will do better in the future.

Fear 3 sounded promising to me. Being able to play as Paxton Fettle, having people already in the horror movie/game industry work on it, and I already loved the first two, but again, it turned into an average FPS.
 

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While not exactly recent it is the one that immediately comes to mind: Far Cry 2. So many aspects of that just irked the hell out of me. The final straw came when i was making my way to a save point when I accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to hide from a passing jeep. I died and it had been 2 - 3 hours since I had saved. I promptly uninstalled the game and haven't played it since. Far Cry 3 has had made me want to give 2 another chance but every time I think about it, those annoyances keep it from happening. Instead, I just played Blood Dragon for my FC fix.
 

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Dead Rising 2 - Wow is this game just boring and repetitive. You fail a case if you are having so much fun killing zombies and blaaaaaaaah

Uncharted 3 (maybe a bit of 2) - After playing all three, I just couldn't be bothered about the story and thought at the end of it, "You know Nathan, if you didn't do that in the first place, this whole shit wouldn't be happening."

GTA Online - Just too much broken crap I gave up in rage and couldn't be bothered with it.

Fallout: New Vegas - I know its an RPG but some of the quest just went here there and everywhere. Go to this person and then that person says go to that person then go to that building then speak to that guy them speak to the original person again, the fetch something from a vault then... I am getting bored of talking about this. You get my point.
 

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When I bought Antichamber, I noticed a lot of reviews saying how great a game it was. It even won a few awards.

Then I played the game and got really pissed. It's barely even a game and the story is non-existent!

Puzzles were shit, and the game even crashed a few times because I was using one of the devices exactly as it was designed! Plus one of the puzzles relied on a function I was never trained on.

It was just badly designed, and the ending was completely unsatisfying.

I hated it!
 

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Dishonored. Theoretically it should have been an awesome game by my standards (stealth, assassination, steam punk setting, etc.) but the elements did not mix well. Combine that with a bland as white bread story and I meh'ed so hard I busted something.
 

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Bioshock Infinite - Story isn't that good. And the gameplay isn't fun or awesome enough to justify the length.
Battlefield 3 - Just kinda... eh. I enjoyed the Bad Companies online a lot, and three was just kinda meh.
Halo 4 - Hahahahahaha. This game destroyed the single player narrative, which while wasn't always a great story, was almost always enjoyable and there was so little of this in game. Not to mention it sweeps away many of the plot issues under a rug and never bothers to explain it. Why can the Didact fly his prison ship? Why are there so many Covenant guys around? Yeah, I get they're a remnant but damn, there is a lot of them and they have a lot of hardware, and there's no friendly Elites which baffles me. Why does the Didact think his extinct species should take up the mantle? Or good he's doing now that the Flood is gone which is due in large part to Elites and Humans?

Oh, yeah, the hell is the Didact and why should I care? Oh, Halo, you don't care? Well, that sucks. How can Cortana make a lightbridge make little faeries that can grab aliens with space magic? Why does the Didact have Space Magic? How does Master Chief get out of a nuclear explosion at point blank range? Oh, again you don't care, Halo? That's a shame.
Gears of War Judgement: Yeah, let's make our game like Call of Duty, with two weapons and a 'nade button, 'cause our perfectly fine system before just worked too well. Also, super stupid narrative.
Uncharted 2: This game hurt me. It wasn't good, it wasn't funny, and it wasn't that pretty. Nathan is a character I can't stand, as is his blonde girlfriend, and the interesting people tend to be around for very short moments and it returns to stupid climbing segments that are so painfully forced and scripted I can't stand it. After having to climb a bunch of signs to jump a fence was about when I quit when I first stared.
GTA V: The game starts well, introducing your characters and setting up circumstances, and then it introduces Trevor and the game just goes downhill so fast and so far it's mind boggling. Then the game never uses Trevor again for insane fun, and breaks his character so hard when he doesn't kill half the people he meets who treat him like crap. And as is shown, he will do that pretty quickly.

The multiplayer is kinda atrocious too. While the freeroam can be fun, with no mode to be cooperative, it's merely death match with much larger limits and gets boring and a chore to get around. Not to mention jobs don't pay you enough, and having the co-op 'jobs' being mixed in with objective types of deathmatch makes trying to do that just tedious and annoying. And with no Heists or real incentive to play for a fun aspect, it gets dull. You can't even fight cops for fun, or steal cars for fun since if you wreck your car, you have to pay for it, and you can barely doof around in stolen cars as the game puts cops on you when you steal one. You level up so slowly that if you're in a lobby anyone with a higher level has a clear advantage due to better guns, vehicle mods (armor, bulletproof tires), vehicles (tanks), and even armor.

Saint's Row the Third: Saint's Row 2 was silly and serious and did it magnificently. Saints Row 3 just killed the interest in taking down enemy gangs and taking control, and the stupid humor that they tried to replace that with wasn't good enough to offset the change. But I guess that was the point, since Saint's Row 1 was a bit too serious.

Dead Island: More like, Bore Island with terrible combat. I wasn't expecting much, but I did expect more to the weapons and combat, and a rock stupid story.
 

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Tayh said:
For me, there's Magic The Gathering Battlegrounds.
I didn't bother researching it before buying it, because, hey, it's MTG: it can ONLY be awesome, right?
Wrong.
So, so bad. And nothing like the actual card game.
That freakin' game...

It doesn't quite fit OP's mold but, I was burned by Mirror's Edge after playing that demo. Same with Dragon Age II.
 

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MGS can burn in gamer hell for all I care. Metal Gear Soap Opera. Beyond Good and Evil is giving me the buzz I that I need for tactical espionage right now. Screw MGS and all of it's sequels. Can't stand the story.

Skyrim - a broken game IMO.


I have a delayed burned reaction to ME2 and DA2 - I beat both games but then realized that I didn't need to replay them in order to see the story arcs that I wanted to. Then I realized that those games are all about the story, not so much the gameplay. So I went to YouTube and saw what I wanted. Then I sold ME2 and DA2 back. I'm not interested in ME3, and unless the combat changes for Dragon Age, I won't be playing DA3.
 

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Timesplitters. I'd heard so many great things about the series, but I knocked the game out in about one or two hours and was bored most ofof the time. Gave me zero reason to spend money on the other installments at all.
The second game is really the draw. I've never done the 3rd. I started with the second game, and then went back to the first.
Play TS2 with a friend who's good at FPS and you'll see. Split screen co-op rules.
 

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Pr0 said:
Mass Effect 3, period. Biggest burn of all time for me. Six years of investment in a story just to have a writer give you the finger at the end of it. Nothings ever going to compare to that one.
I felt the same way about Shadow of the Colossus. I didn't bother with ME3. I'll have to watch the ending on YouTube.
 

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Driver: San Francisco. Super fun game. Burned me for Ubisoft. I know, I know, they aren't the paragon of customer support anyway, but this one just showed their incompetence so much. Game crashed on startup (even though it was previously fine) and the Ubisoft support page in german was broken, but they wanted to handle it through the german support, so I got forwarded to them and when they wanted their goddamn reports from my computer so that they could help me, their page sccrewed up so hard that that became impossible. Good god. Just give me back my money, I don't even want the damn game anymore, it was on sale anyway.
 

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When I played the original Bioshock, I loved it. It was a clever deconstruction of Ayn Rand's Objectivism, an exploration of a new, interesting setting, a meta-commentary on the role of the player in games, a pants-shittingly frightening experience at times, and an overall awesome game.

And when I saw coverage of Bioshock Infinite, it looked like it would be just as good. They weren't staying in Rapture, they were bringing us a new city, with its own backstory. It would be inspired by classic Americana, and the age of American Exceptionalism. It would have its own problems, its own world and its own story.

But it turned out to be a disappointment. It "explored" the themes of racism, classism, xenophobia, violent revolution, etc. But it gave none the attention that the original Bioshock gave its subject matter. And then it proceeded to throw in the alternate-universe stuff, the stuff about Booker's past, and all of the plot twists. The result was a game that seemed confused at best and downright schizophrenic at worst. The gameplay was frustrating, the shooting was standard (they even changed to the two-gun system, which annoyed me), and the vigors (read: plasmids) were shoehorned in, and utterly interchangeable with each other. The skyhook system was fun... each of the four times I could use it. The game was just a disappointment to me on every level.
 

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Pools of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor. Man that game was 'teh suk'

Pac-Man for the Atari 2600. Bland colours, crappy sound, few maps... Add to all that the fact that now I feel old for knowing about it :(
 

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Alice: Madness Returns

Actually, I wasn't expecting much from this game going in and I only end up buying it because I REALLY wanted to play the original beforehand... I was disappointing in the "I was expecting that" kind of way... Couldn't beat the original due to some of the cheapest deaths that threw me off of actually trying to finish it... and Madness Returns was just underwhelming, anyway...

It's hard to regret something you kinda knew would not impress you either way...