Games you can't play

[Pearwood]

I failed at getting a Wii so Metroid other M. At $200 they just seem like a bad deal.

One of your friends must have a Wii, if not you should consider getting one. They're the best console by miles for just playing with friends.

OT - Mass Effect 2. 360 sold, pc low spec, ps3 no-go.

 

[Krantos]

Dragon Age. My PC matches all the requirements except the processor. I Still have a pentium 4 3.2ghz HT. Not nearly enough.

I actually downloaded the Batman:AA demo off steam. It ran great...except...that...it...was...in...slow..mo.
Seriously, it never lagged or hung up, it was just constantly in a slow-motion state.

 

[MostlyHarmless]

I can't play any PC version of a game. Luckily, the have ports, like TF2 on 360. Oh, wait, it sucks ass. Sigh, I need a new computer.

 

[wkrepelin]

I cant play Wind Waker. I just never could get into it.

That's too bad, it's probably my favorite Zelda game. (I've played every one of them including the handhelds)

EDIT: Ah, right, as far as the OT goes I'd say that I can't play PC games that exceed my modest specs and I'm not very good at competitive online multiplayer FPS's so I really don't play those either.

Horror games scare me too . . . I've had Dead Space sitting on the shelf for a couple of months now and I haven't even opened the wrapping
(I know, I know, I'm a pussy. I'll get around to it)

 

[Volstag9]

EVE online, The Neverwinter series to an extent (although i love what i've seen of the games!) and sadly, Morrowind... Although now that i finally finished Oblivion, all my attention can go to getting that!

I'm a bit behind.

 

[teutonicman]

Can't play Little Big Planet or any of the God of War games.

 

[fer1wi]

Many games on my laptop (new one ), since my two mouse buttons don't work...

I suck at playing GoldenEye: Source with the F and C buttons as my fire buttons.

 

[Applejack]

I failed at getting a Wii so Metroid other M. At $200 they just seem like a bad deal.

One of your friends must have a Wii, if not you should consider getting one. They're the best console by miles for just playing with friends.

OT - Mass Effect 2. 360 sold, pc low spec, ps3 no-go.

Opposite for me, my friends are my escape from video games! We play drunken badminton and tennis a lot. Maybe a Wii in time for winter would work but it needs a serious price drop because I'm saving up for a 3DS.

 

[octafish]

Crysis 2. I have a life, so i can't afford to forgo insurance, food, and dates to spend the money to buy a super computer that can run it. If I could, I would.

It won't be as bad as Crysis, if it can run a console port, you PC should handle it.

OT: RDR, if it isn't ported to PC in a year I'll buy a second hand console and a used copy of RDR. You won't get a cent from me if it isn't on PC Rockstar. Like they give a shit.

 

[dfphetteplace]

If it's on the PC, I can play it.

 

[Ironwampa]

Can't play Empire: Total War and won't be able to play Shogun 2: Total War.

 

[wolf92]

inFamous. Good thing my friend has a PS3

 

[MachoFern]

Most FUN games in existence, my ps3 runs everything fun but I'm not allowed to get M rated games

Dang it mom, you'll eat your words when I turn 18

 

[Sovreign]

I cant play RE4 on the PS2, the control difference for me from the GC is just so hard to adapt...I could never get used to the setup.../shrug

 

[Kalabrikan]

I can't play Thief 1 and 2 nor System Shock 2 because I have a super fast future computer. It actually upsets me quite a bit.

Did you try disabling any additional CPU cores in the task manager? Go to Processes > (game name) > Set Affinity > uncheck all CPU boxes except one.

 

[aether-x3]

I can't play Persona 3 Portable because i do not own a PSP, nor can I play Metal Gear Solid 2 because It doesn't seem to work on my PS2 but will work on my friends PS2.

 

[RobotNinja]

Most FUN games in existence, my ps3 runs everything fun but I'm not allowed to get M rated games

Dang it mom, you'll eat your words when I turn 18

That really sucks. My mom was completely ignorant about video games so I could play whatever I wanted. But now I'm 18 so it doesn't matter.

 

[Stuntcrab]

Fallout 3, it crashes at every save and when I try to uninstall the fucked up game it says its not there!

 

[Jimrollson]

Crysis 2. I have a life, so i can't afford to forgo insurance, food, and dates to spend the money to buy a super computer that can run it. If I could, I would.

Haha I feel that. I saw a "Gaming Computer" advertised on TV the other day for over 6000 big ones... I don't doubt that was just a horribly overpriced monstrosity but still, it made me wince.

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

Fatal Frame 4

Because the damn Nintendo decided to make it a Wii exclusive. We'll see how long that lasts. *cough*Resident Evil 4*cough*