Games you can't play

[Catalyst6]

Alan Wake, which I'm suspecting isn't that much of a tragedy. Although it accomplished what few others have before it: I was jealous of Xbawks owners.

 

[Sakuji]

Mario games, I don't know why, but I can't get past any level. I once had a friend get me 99 lives, and I burned them all trying to get through 1 level. I just can't jump from platform to platform on any game!!!

 

[Void(null)]

I cant play Metal Gear because I suck at stealth games... like, really really really suck at stealth games.

I have not been able to finish a single metal gear game ever since the good old days of the NES.

 

[Aisaku]

FPS with an analog stick... Fighting games with an analog stick... Pretty much anything but 3rd person games with an analgo stick.

Yeah I'm pretty sure I'm a minority.

 

[Fenring]

Operation Flashpoint 2: Dragon Rising. WHAT A TERRIBLE GAME. the environment looks okay, but the people....uhhh the people... and your hands, they look like... scar tissue flesh gloves.

Also The Thing made me sick, it had a weird FOV.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I failed at getting a Wii so Metroid other M. At $200 they just seem like a bad deal.

This. I didn't really get into the Metroid games anyway but, I did have fun with Echoes. Other Wii games I've missed;

Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Super Mario Galaxy (1&2), Red Steel 2 and, Twilight Princess...and that' about all...

I don't do PC gaming because I have a crap PC. I also have a crap internet connection so, I don't do MMOs.

 

[Ophi]

I can't play Fire Emblem 2, 4, or 5 because they only came out in Japan and I can't find a proper translation.

 

[dex-dex]

i can't play final fantasy games.
i just could not be bothered also i don't have a ps3 or any gaming system by sony

 

[Blindrooster]

Can't play Empire: Total War and won't be able to play Shogun 2: Total War.

My laptop runs Empire although not perfectly so i'm praying Shogun 2 will work!!

Also most of my old not backwards compatible xbox games that were AWESOME. like Gladius, Spartan:total warrior, Jedi outcast etc....... my girlfriends best friend lost the xbox i loaned her... how do you lose a freakin xbox??? take it for a walk and it runs away?

It's incomprehensible to me......

 

[Skorpyo]

Can't play Homeworld:Cataclysm.

Don't know why, it just doesn't like to boot up.

 

[silversnake4133]

Team Fortress 2: it's an online multiplayer only, and I don't own a PC or have an Xbox live gold account. (I have a silver one though. :3)
Infamous: I don't own a PS3
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep: I don't own a PSP.
Old pokemon games (Red, Yellow, Gold, Silver): something went wrong with my gameboy color, and for some reason it either freezes at the logo or deletes my save files.


This isn't really a game, but it would make playing my Pokemon Platinum and Soul Silver games a lot more fun.
Nintendo Wi-Fi connection. If the connection isn't password protected then it's out of range. ><

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

I can't play any pc game. Alien swarm is so laggy it's impossible

 

[Skoldpadda]

I can't play any PC games that are under 4-5 years old, because my PC is really crappy and ancient.

I own The Witcher, and I'm dying to play it but alas it won't run acceptably.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I can't play anything I don't own. And I also can't play any PC games.

 

[Broken Boy]

Well I can't play Gladius it's not backwards compatible tyvm microsoft. Plus i can't afford a regular Xbox at the moment damn short fund's.

 

[Omega500]

Settlers 7 as I need to be on the net all the time, Not practical for me and what I do for a living.

And Duke Nukem forever as its never going to be done same with ep 3 halflife

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

Im just going to cut my extremly long list down into one word"
Alot
or is that two words?or is it a compound word...

 

[IBlackKiteI]

I can't play Metro 2033 because I don't have a 360...

Man that really sucks.

Dont mean to rub it in yer face but Metro is really good.

Kinda...empty, but good.

But c'mon if a game is multiplatform make it ALL platforms, unless 4A arent allowed to make PS3 games or something...

OT: Before we got a new computer, a few years ago there were loads of games I bought but couldnt play, as a bunch of components of our pc died and were replaced by ones sucky for gaming just before I had a chance to play them.
However now with a newerish computer with 2G of RAM and a (wait what does it say here?) NVIDIA GeForce 9300GE 3D (whatever that means) I can play all these games I got now.

Sure, I have to run Fallout 3 and Dawn of War II on super-ultra-mega low settings, but I can play them!

Also random question, but is there going to be a new STALKER game, or a console port?

 

[IBlackKiteI]

Operation Flashpoint 2: Dragon Rising. WHAT A TERRIBLE GAME. the environment looks okay, but the people....uhhh the people... and your hands, they look like... scar tissue flesh gloves.

Also The Thing made me sick, it had a weird FOV.

Do you mean the game sucks or your rig?

I've been wanting to get it on the Box.

 

[TiefBlau]

All MMORPGs. I'm just not paying monthly for it.