Gaming Blasphemy!!!

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sidereal_day

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This is a good thread. A few of my many gaming sins is liking Spore and thinking GTA IV is better than the other GTAs. I also didn't care for Dragon Age that much, despite me being a huge RPG fan.
 

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cridia said:
Games I have never understood why they received so much credit are Final Fantasy 7 (which was okay, but nothing like the coming of Christ some of the fans would like you to believe); same goes for Final Fantasy 6, though I enjoyed that one better than FF7 (the whole steampunk thing in FF7 was a major turnof).
Err, FFVI was more steampunk than FFVII.
 

ChocoFace

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Douk said:
Dan Hibiki is top tier, anyone who doesn't agree is not a true SF fan.
One not-a-SF-fan right here!

I've never played any games older than those from the year 2000 and up. That's when i started gaming.
 

Hattman

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I actually like MGS2 for its bosses and gameplay.
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And I enjoyed Dirge of Cerebus. Alot.
 

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It's all right. Not all of us can accept the healing power of gaming into our lives. Perhaps one day saint Gordon Freeman will free your soul of the binding chains that prevents you from identifying the light of Half-Life as your savior.
 

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Americow said:
I thought GTA 4 got a bit boring after a while

Don't hurt me please!
[sarcasm] You'd better run now. [/sarcasm]
I hate Sonic The Hedgehog, old and new.
Really can't stand any of his games.
 

ceeqanguel

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I believe the worst gaming sin is "lack of originality".
Not only from the developpers but also from gamers.

Of course, tastes are like a$$holes: everybody has one, but everybody is convinced his doesn't stink. But at some point I had to call a dog a dog and a cat a cat and call some gamers sinners of the most brain-retarding sin: lack of originality.
Perhaps even curiosity.

Do you have a friend who owns Call of Duty 1 2 3 AND 4? All Halo games? Or hockey games for every year since 1995 through 2010? Or more than one racing game? Yes you do. We all do. You want to have a gaming party this weekend and ask them to bring their games over and you realize he actually owns 15 times the SAME EXACT GAME.

Racing games are, and always will be, about just the ass of a car and a scenery coming at you. Sports rules have hardly changed these last 100 years, and

Now ask these friends of yours why they bought the same game/genre over and over again. They will invariably tell you: "The graphics are prettier." My answer to that is akin to Yahtzee's opinion of J-RPGs: "Buuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh!" followed with a facepalm.

Can anyone out there help me overcome this prejudice of mine: Gamers who play only sports and racing games are the very same persons who proudly proclaim: "Pfft! I have never read a book in my life."
I am very sad to make this observation, but I am the only gamer in my region of the world I know who enjoys every genre (except obviously racing and sport), and I have all the misery in the world to get my friends to enjoy anything with text or creativity.
 

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Some of my blasphemies made flesh...
I can't stand the Final Fantasy games or indeed most JRPGs. Indeed, I dislike most games that try to tell some deep and complex story: they invariably fail.

Also, I could live without any more Metal Gear games or playing any of the existing ones again.

I actually don't hate any publishers or developers at all (yes, that includes Activision). If people don't like them, don't buy their games.

And Halo...the most overrated game series ever.

And enough with the FPSs. There are enough already.
 

cridia

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sidereal_day said:
cridia said:
Games I have never understood why they received so much credit are Final Fantasy 7 (which was okay, but nothing like the coming of Christ some of the fans would like you to believe); same goes for Final Fantasy 6, though I enjoyed that one better than FF7 (the whole steampunk thing in FF7 was a major turnof).
Err, FFVI was more steampunk than FFVII.
I should have been clearer there; I very much disliked the feel of the starting areas of FF7. I could cope with Narshe, as it wasnt that bad and still felt more like fantasy than it did as steampunk. By the time I got to the point in FF6 where it became a large part of the scenery, I really didnt mind anymore; they had my attention already by that point. I am more of a fantasy kind of guy I guess. FF7 on the other hand had the better part of the first 3 hours or so (cannot remember how long I had to spend there) took place in the dark midgar, mostly in slumlike areas. It was that why I was turned off by it; it took me 3 times to get past it and finally play the game in its entirety.
 

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I didnt really love Modern Warefare one or two, there great games and all that. Im just not into war games.
 

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Zeromaeus said:
Movie-based games are never good.
The King Kong game was pretty good, quite an original game as well, not your average shooter. The ending was rather weak though.

Anyway, I guess my gaming 'sin', if you will, is that I never liked Final Fantasy. Not for the turn-based combat, heck Advanced Wars is one of my favourite gaming series, but for the fence lined with tigers (yes yes I know, sue me) that's erected between gameplay and story. I don't want to wheelbarrow a character to one dialogue to another, I want to be the character.

And I never played Metal Gear Solid, though I must say that I'm quite curious. I just never had access to a PS or PS2, sorry.
 

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Composer said:
never played half life...liked portal though.
Kiju said:
Original Poster, my friend, I want to like...give you a totally non-sexual manhug.
n'awwwwwwww
anyway i never played half life,castlvania, duke nukem. or pretty much any of the "fanboy games"
i preffered glover to mario.:p kudos to whoever remembers glovers
Oh gawd, Glover...I completely forgot about that until you mentioned it. I remember that game, probably one of the only platformers I ever liked.
 

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It's fine to enjoy shitty games and to dislike good games.

Only when you cannot look at the hobby objectively and confuse enjoy with good and dislike with shit, is when you lose cred.
 

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I STILL don't see why everyone thinks Uncharted 2 is the singe greatest achievement of the year. I just can't get into it. With the exception of it's amazing graphics, Uncharted 2 is just another generic shooter with annoying climbing mechanics.

THERE..! I said it!
 

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The Bandit said:
Erana said:
Kirby is Badass.

Also, to be worth your salt as a gamer, you have to have died at least once while playing NetHack.
Its like being at this school and having to see at least one episode of The L Word, even if you don't much care for it.
...NetHack?

I liked the characters of Atlas and Andrew Ryan a lot from Bioshock. I thought there was no story. I thought the
"you're a slave"
thing had no emotional impact at all. I thought the gameplay was terrible.

So, it was tolerable, but only for the characters. The rest of it was horrendous. I can only imagine how terrible Bioshock 2 is without the first game's only redeeming qualities.

I like Halo. That's probably a blasphemy to a lot of people.
Tisk, tisk.
There's no good reason not to give it a go-
its free, splitsecond download, and if you don't like dying a lot, put it on adventure mode.
Its an important part of gaming history as one of the most notable of all roguelikes.
 

Inuprince

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Gaming sins? Is your topic a secret Dante's Inferno ad?
Oh..ohh someone's being sponsored by EA :))

OT : I never liked Half-Life either ... only game I truly liked from Valve was Portal :)
 

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Same as you with the half life thing. I've yet to have someone give me an actual reason that it's good other than the gimmicky now generic gravity gun which was pretty much useless in combat, though I have strait up asked and in response was just accused of being a troll and got posts similar to the one you did.

Other games I disliked that seemed to be blasphemies include Earthbound, KOTOR, WoW, Bioshock (though outside of this forum most people consider that to be "meh" anyways.) And I didn't dislike mario 64 but it's generally reguarded as the "best" and I still prefer Mario in 2D much more.

Also, a bit off topic, but I think the gaming community would generally object to this anyways, but I think Katanas are fucking lame. They're just so plain. Every katana looks pretty much exactly the same, and the original design is just plain boring. There's no way to make a katana look badass. A war axe is badass. A scythe is badass. A claymore is badass. A flail is badass. Roman swords where badass. Not only did they look much cooler, but if someone gets killed with one of those, that's fucking brutal. A katana lacks that savage awesomeness that a real man's weapon has. It's light, one sided, and relies on quick single direction motions, making it a lame, one dimensional weapon even in fiction. Sure, that's probably more practical, but you know what else is practical? A gun. And we have those now, so any practicality associated with a blade is thrown out the window.