Gaming Haikus

[Nivag the Owl]

When I shoot the car
Run alone to the safe room
Everybody dies.

 

[videot76]

Final boss won't fall
Lifebar down to ten percent
I need more quarters.

 

[Ace Jackson]

Imps with paper masks
For some reason don't like wolves
Even painted ones

 

[NeoAC]

The Saints now rule all
Do I stop to enjoy this?
NO! Let's go kill thugs!

Play some Bebe's Kids?
I would much rather jam some
sharp glass in my skull.

 

[Marv21]

Halo 3 is good
Played by kidz
Who live in the hood

Why so serious?
Arkham asylum come!
Mark Hamill....yah.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

DK, Donkey Kong
Wasn't in the the 3rd Country.
Kiddy/Dixie? Bah!

 

[Flying-Emu]

The BroodMother calls
I cannot elude her will
Battle draws me forth.

A silent whisper
A shimmering pool of life.
Always out of sight.

The last one was the Force, but whatever.

 

[Fightgarr]

Regeneration?
Double Jump Defies Physics,
Respawn in 10, 9...

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Most of these are wrong
Can you not count syllables
Videogames rule.

 

[TheBlueRabbit]

Grapple to the roof
Elevator Action ruled
God I miss that game

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

Stick together, team.
You take point, now go, go, go!
Fire in the hole! *BOOM*

Love ya, Mad King Thorn!
I think you are teh sexy.
Will you have my child?

 

[WastedHero]

Unemployed, I game
Planetside, brings sweet memories
God, I have no life