Gaming quotes...

[DYin01]

"Do you want a peice of me, boy!"-terran marine

It's not even what he says, it's the way he says it that makes me tingle inside. However, the firebat's 'Need a light?' is more awesome.

 

[DYin01]

I dare you to find out where these lines come from! And yes, they are rather old.


'Wake up, Bobbin'

'War... War never changes...'

'Do you know what Schattenjager means?'

'You know, Marcus, the coldest year of my life was the one I spent in Iceland with Sophia'

'Whenever I smell asphalt I think of Moreen.'

Everything Jansen says (his voice actor is awesome)

LOOM

Fallout

Gabriel Knight

Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis

Full Throttle

Baldur's Gate

Also best dialogue ever in any game is that of Lucious Aldin in Hellgate: London. Hilarious Shit.

Wait, Gabriel Knight featured a Dutch guy? Schattenjager is Dutch for 'treasure hunter'.

 

[KaZZaP]

Something's wrong with my G diffuser!

 

[sneak_copter]

Wiiiseee ffwwwoommm yoouurr gggwwaavvee

Whaa.. I was having the most wonderful dream.

 

[Fingerprint]

Sorry can't resist...

"Walk softly and carry a big gun." DoW

A quote I live my life by, except replace gun with knife.

There's just no other way to live.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

gears of war 2 easter egg, the toaster convo aha

How do you find this? And love your avatar lol.

in the palace before the queen you come to a semi circular room and cole says somethin bout juice lol...you shoot the pedistal in the middle lol then press x ....youtube it lol cuz this explanation sucks aha

Lol thanks.

 

[sadpolice]

"Get up so I can kill you again!" - A random marine in a Halo game.

 

[Ace of Spades]

"The wind's gettin' a bit choppy. You can compensate for it, or you can wait it out, but he might leave before it dies down, it's your call. Remember what I taught you. Take into account variable humidity and wind speed along the bullet's flight path. At this distance, you'll also have to take the Coriolis Effect into account. Okay, I think I see him, wait for my mark. Target acquired. I have a positive ID on Imran Zakhaev."

 

[Remleiz]

"you ever met big Nick? he say's he's called big nick cuz he's hung like a horse, but his grandma said his dick was like a pencil sharpened all the way to the eraser, we started calling him 'Pencil Nick' but i dont think he ever got why"

"Woah slow down boss, check out the rack on that broad"

"im thinking of joining my sisters sowing circle - there's some top shelf cuties in there"


"Would you kindly..."


"Hot Sauce is the only condiment that should be used on eggs!"

 

[Andy The Ninja]

Snake. We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in.---Grey Fox

 

[Agayek]

Zug Zug

 

[BlackJack47]

'I'm selling these fine leather jackets...'

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Monkey Island 2 : LeChucks Revenge

(Smug expression)

 

[Andy The Ninja]

Welcome!
Got alot of good things on sale stranger.
what're ya buying?
what're ya sellin?
ahhh ille buy it at a high price!

--Merchant from RE4

 

[mercenator3000]

"Drop your weapon. You have 15 seconds to comply"
-Dragoon from StarCraft

"Which one do you want?"
"I'll take the stupid one, who chose to threaten us and not shoot us when he had the chance."
-Atton and Bao-Dur, Star Wars: KotOR 2

And also one that's not eargamsic, quite the opposite actually:
"Reload, Doctor Freeman"

 

[Harlemura]

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines.
And brother...
I hurt people."
From the Meet the Scout trailer. Not exactly from Team Fortress, but it's in a trailer, so it counts... I think...

 

[mykalwane]

I see a diorama of the children of the world living in peace and freedom. No, wait. It can't be that. It's just too dark to make out what's in there. -Guy from Monkey Island

Shut up, or I'll eat you. -Lemonhead from Monkey Island


How can you see without eyeballs?-Guy
How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer. Murery from Monkey Island

Now tell me if this smells like YOUR DOOM! -Dentist guy from Psycronauts

I am the milkman and my milk is delicious.-Milkman/policeguy from Psycronauts.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

"My name is akmed, but you can call me Timmy"
Actually the whole game was funny, a good scene here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXAG0cVgi8M&feature=related

 

[ucciolord1]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

Of course he is, he's got balls of steel

and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh

Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....

Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now

This is starting to get more and more homosexual.

Bingo!

Indeed it is

Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...

You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium

Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!

Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze

Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!

This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium

Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!

Skull of gold

They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!

hair of magnesium

Feet of Seaborgium?

We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!

Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)

Toenails of Sodium?

Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!

Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...

Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...

...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!

We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium

Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.