Gaming quotes...

[weirdbros]

war never changes

 

[Debatra]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

Of course he is, he's got balls of steel

and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh

Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....

Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now

This is starting to get more and more homosexual.

Bingo!

Indeed it is

Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...

You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium

Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!

Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze

Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!

This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium

Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!

Skull of gold

They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!

hair of magnesium

Feet of Seaborgium?

We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!

Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)

Toenails of Sodium?

Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!

Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...

Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...

...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!

We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium

Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.

Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[A Playful Shark]

"I'm going to kill you and rape your corpse!"- this guy:http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Anhaedra

Why do i remember that one line from a minor character?
Not sure...

 

[CNKFan]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

"I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck."
Damn, there are loads of these.

"I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
Always Bet On Duke

 

[Nargleblarg]

DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
EMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED
RED CHINESE VICTORY?........IMPOSSIBLE
Liberty Prime (Fallout 3)

 

[ucciolord1]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

Of course he is, he's got balls of steel

and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh

Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....

Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now

This is starting to get more and more homosexual.

Bingo!

Indeed it is

Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...

You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium

Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!

Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze

Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!

This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium

Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!

Skull of gold

They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!

hair of magnesium

Feet of Seaborgium?

We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!

Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)

Toenails of Sodium?

Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!

Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...

Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...

...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!

We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium

Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.

Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!

 

[ucciolord1]

I rather like "War... war never changes" from Fallout.
And of course, "The cake is a lie" from Portal.

The Cake is a Lie is the only cliche that will never stop being awesome.

 

[ConstantJoe]

Some of my favourite lines. And yes, they are rather old.



'I'm selling these fine leather jackets...'

'Wake up, Bobbin'

'War... War never changes...'

'Do you know what Schattenjager means?'

'You know, Marcus, the coldest year of my life was the one I spent in Iceland with Sophia'

'Whenever I smell asphalt I think of Moreen.'

'To see a Keeper isn't easy. Especially one who doesn't want to be seen'

Everything Jansen says (his voice actor is awesome)



I dare you to find out where these lines come from!

Fine Leather Jackets is from Monkey Island and Jan Jansen is from Baldur's Gate 2.

Fine Leather Jackets is from Indiana Jones, also made by LucasArts.

Warcraft 3 had tones of great lines.

"This is my BOOMSTICK!" - Rifleman

I love the dwarf flying units, that make a load of noise and go "They'll never hear me comin." But every unit in Warcraft games had a great quote if you clicked on them enough to piss 'em off.

 

[Dagodweezl]

Sorry can't resist...

"Walk softly and carry a big gun." DoW

"Do you hear the voices, too?"
DOW FTW

 

[Debatra]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

Of course he is, he's got balls of steel

and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh

Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....

Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now

This is starting to get more and more homosexual.

Bingo!

Indeed it is

Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...

You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium

Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!

Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze

Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!

This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium

Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!

Skull of gold

They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!

hair of magnesium

Feet of Seaborgium?

We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!

Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)

Toenails of Sodium?

Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!

Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...

Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...

...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!

We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium

Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.

Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!

Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!

 

[True Nero]

"Let's Do It!" Brave Fencer Musashi.

"Go on riddick, rile her up for me"
"I don't rile people, i kill them" Assault on Dark Athena
(vin deisel has some great lines... to bad the man can't act to save his life)

"Another has fallen to my spear!" Dynasty Warrior 6

?Didn?t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ?Goodbye? and you were like ?NO WAY!? and then I was all ?We pretended we were going to murder you?? That was great." Portal

And anything said by Duke Nukem and Albert Wesker. (more Duke, but it's obvious why)

 

[PeaceFistCreations]

Anything GLaDOS or Dukem Nukem says.

The voices of your troops in Red Alert: Retaliation:
"Yessir?" Affirmative!"


I don't expect anyone to agree, but I love every line from Max Payne.

The first merchant in Balder's Gate: Dark Alliance:
"We have many fine deals, whatdya looking for?"
"Our shops carry the finest weapons brought here all the way from the dwarven mountains."

Lords Of The Realm 2:
"Exit the game m'lord?"

Army Of Two:
Salem: "So what are you now, like some fucking psychic!?"
Rios:" You can call me miss Cleo!"

And my most favourite of a time is from the PS1 game Steel Reign. in the opening FMV, the protagonist, Lewis Reign, is reading a letter out loud. The last sentence is:

"The Generals coming for the prototypes, but most importantly, he's come for me.
Big mistake."

(Here is the intro in its entirety)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtdvdToIJR8

 

[Balaxe]

"This is so wrong, i'm coffing up blood that aint mine" - Baird from Gears Of War 2

 

[dontworryaboutit]

"That is a strange looking child, oh nevermind it's a dog!"
Fable 2 has a lot of them


Zoey - Hurry into the caboose!!
Frances - hehe


Zoey - Gameover man gameover!

L4D has a shit ton as well.

Aliens quote.

 

[quiet_samurai]

"That is a strange looking child, oh nevermind it's a dog!"
Fable 2 has a lot of them


Zoey - Hurry into the caboose!!
Frances - hehe


Zoey - Gameover man gameover!

L4D has a shit ton as well.

Aliens quote.

Yup, that's why it's funny when Zoey says it.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

"That is a strange looking child, oh nevermind it's a dog!"
Fable 2 has a lot of them


Zoey - Hurry into the caboose!!
Frances - hehe


Zoey - Gameover man gameover!

L4D has a shit ton as well.

Aliens quote.

Yup, that's why it's funny when Zoey says it.

Truth.

 

[Shmagoobert]

"You are a loose cannon Sandvich, but you are DAMN GOOD COP!"

-The Heavy, Team Fortress 2

For added effect, listen to the heavy say it himself (Download) http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/9/9a/Heavy_sandwichtaunt12.wav

 

[ucciolord1]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

Of course he is, he's got balls of steel

and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh

Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....

Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now

This is starting to get more and more homosexual.

Bingo!

Indeed it is

Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...

You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium

Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!

Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze

Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!

This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium

Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!

Skull of gold

They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!

hair of magnesium

Feet of Seaborgium?

We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!

Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)

Toenails of Sodium?

Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!

Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...

Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...

...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!

We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium

Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.

Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!

Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!

You see that just kicks so much ass.
It kicks ass of....wait...sulfur's not a metal....
Oh whatever. Ass of cadmium.

 

[Debatra]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

Of course he is, he's got balls of steel

and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh

Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....

Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now

This is starting to get more and more homosexual.

Bingo!

Indeed it is

Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...

You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium

Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!

Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze

Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!

This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium

Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!

Skull of gold

They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!

hair of magnesium

Feet of Seaborgium?

We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!

Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)

Toenails of Sodium?

Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!

Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...

Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...

...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!

We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium

Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.

Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!

Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!

You see that just kicks so much ass.
It kicks ass of....wait...sulfur's not a metal....
Oh whatever. Ass of cadmium.

Blood of Hydrochloric Acid.

Gettin' back into compounds, I guess...

 

[Masora]

"You killed Yapflip!" - Grunt, Halo 3 via the IWHBYD Skull