Gaming quotes...

[GwydeanRunix]

I would definitely have to say:
"They're sinking cities with a giant worm!"
-Marcus Fenix- Gears of War 2
The hilarity of that line gets me every time.

 

[Requx]

Warcraft 3 had tones of great lines.

"This is my BOOMSTICK!" - Rifleman

I love the undead frequently-banshee

 

[ucciolord1]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

Of course he is, he's got balls of steel

and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh

Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....

Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now

This is starting to get more and more homosexual.

Bingo!

Indeed it is

Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...

You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium

Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!

Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze

Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!

This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium

Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!

Skull of gold

They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!

hair of magnesium

Feet of Seaborgium?

We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!

Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)

Toenails of Sodium?

Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!

Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...

Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...

...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!

We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium

Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.

Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!

Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!

You see that just kicks so much ass.
It kicks ass of....wait...sulfur's not a metal....
Oh whatever. Ass of cadmium.

Blood of Hydrochloric Acid.

Gettin' back into compounds, I guess...

Pelvis of Einstenium Trichloride

Tears of Nonixistine Imaginarium.

Into fake elements now?
Eyebrows of Diamondillium!!!!

Actually, it was a "Duke Nukem doesn't cry" joke; but if you want...

Ear Lobes of Electromatter.

Oh well I live under a rock.
Nose Hairs of diamondium.

Ear hair of Californium!!!

IT'S BACK, BABY!!!!!!!!!

Oh God...
Umm... Errrr............
Fascia of Gadolinium!

Femur of Uunuunbium!

I think we already used Uunuunbium.
Occipitofrontalis of Holmium!

 

[Ascarus]

Edi: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

Joker: This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.

those both really made me laugh.

edit (added): And many of the conversations between morrigan and anyone in dragon age: origins were very funny.

 

[onewheeled]

The other day I was playing Assassin's Creed, and I heard something hilarious.

I jumped from a rooftop into a bale of hay, and when I emerged, a civilian said:

"It would've been funny if he'd hurt himself."

I was literally doubled over laughing, it made my day.

 

[Ascarus]

"If I get infected, I want one of you to shoot me." - Bill

"If your beard get's infected, can I shoot that?" - Francis

i completely forgot about this ... heard this for the first time in the elevator in the hospital level and i laughed for a full 5 minutes. i was pretty useless for a while during that round.

 

[fulcran]

"Just for once, Mengsk, it really is all about you. I hope you enjoy our little show."
-Jim Raynor, Star Craft II

 

[epeefencer]

Also most of the stuff from the Phoenix Wright series. Epic.

So. Totally. True.

 

[Debatra]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

Of course he is, he's got balls of steel

and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh

Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....

Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now

This is starting to get more and more homosexual.

Bingo!

Indeed it is

Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...

You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium

Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!

Oooh youre good

fingers of bronze

Into compounds now, are we?
You're on.
Marrow of Californium Dioxide!!!!

This is going to get silleh before it gets funny

bones of francium

Dammit I will not be defeated!
Larynx of Dysprosium Tribromide *****!!!!!!!

Skull of gold

They might have already used gold...
ahh, whatever.
Brains of Ununhexium!!!!

hair of magnesium

Feet of Seaborgium?

We must stop this soon.
One last shot: Spine of Ytterbium Dichloride!

Glasses of mercury (what its a metal)

Toenails of Sodium?

Eyeballs of Tungston!!!!!!

Christ!!! No mooorreee!!!
...Pharynx of Uranium...

Very silleh indeed... bladder of Cobalt...

...must...not....post.....
dammit! Liver of copper!

We should stop this now, shouldnt we?

heart of.. er um potassium

Just one more:
Spleen of Rubidium.
Ok. Done.
...Pancreas of Barium.

Quick! Kill me before I-

Lungs of Carbon!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Don't worry, we already used Carbon.
Oh, thanks. Now I have to..noo..can't...
GAH! Aorta of Stronium!!!!!!!!!

Eyelashes of Sulfur!

PIC IS BACK!!!

You see that just kicks so much ass.
It kicks ass of....wait...sulfur's not a metal....
Oh whatever. Ass of cadmium.

Blood of Hydrochloric Acid.

Gettin' back into compounds, I guess...

Pelvis of Einstenium Trichloride

Tears of Nonixistine Imaginarium.

Into fake elements now?
Eyebrows of Diamondillium!!!!

Actually, it was a "Duke Nukem doesn't cry" joke; but if you want...

Ear Lobes of Electromatter.

Oh well I live under a rock.
Nose Hairs of diamondium.

Ear hair of Californium!!!

IT'S BACK, BABY!!!!!!!!!

Oh God...
Umm... Errrr............
Fascia of Gadolinium!

Femur of Uunuunbium!

I think we already used Uunuunbium.
Occipitofrontalis of Holmium!

The other guy used Uunuunpentium or something.

Broca's Area of Praseodymium!