Samtemdo8 said:
Overwatch was made for cringy and corny ass geeks that likes Cartoony Disney/Pixar/Marvel
Ok first of all, how the hell does Marvel work into Overwatch? Like, at all? Also, people who like Disney and Pixar? I think you just described around half of people in the western world, possibly more.
Samtemdo8 said:
You talk about people liking something that isn't ultra edgy hardcore like that's a terrible thing.
Samtemdo8 said:
jacks off to the female characters because fan service
Oh please tell me more about how no one ever masturbated to World of Warcraft or Starcraft characters. I'll wait. You may not want to google Jaina Proudmore with safe search off. Same goes for Sarah Kerrigan.
Samtemdo8 said:
and the Memes, oh my goodness the fuckin memes
Five words. You must construct additional pylons. Two more words. Leeroy Jenkins. While I'm at it.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/BlizzardEntertainment
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/WorldOfWarcraft
Samtemdo8 said:
Overwatch was made for cringy and corny ass geeks that likes Cartoony Disney/Pixar/Marvel shit without an ounce of grit and jacks off to the female characters because fan service, and the Memes, oh my goodness the fuckin memes
Its art style almost triggers me as a guy that grows up with art style of the older Blizzard Games, We went from this epic, hyper-realistic and gritty look:
...Hyper realistic and gritty.
Ok, maybe in your book a pink lady with eyebrows that are about as wide as her fucking head are "realistic" and "gritty" but to me it's pretty cartoony. Even Starcraft has a lot of highly saturated colors and you're going to have to explain to me how aircraft that land and turn into ground combat units is realistic (and in anyway practical) along with magical brain powers, latex suit wearing assassins, an army that's made up nearly entirely of criminals (Apparently one Terran unit is considered to have below average concentration of convicts at around 42%. How the shit is Terran society not considered a failed state?), aliens with glowing swords and a magic half bug lady are realistic.
Samtemdo8 said:
To this colorful Disney/Pixar plagerized baby shit:
OH NO! COLORS! Why can't everything be brown, gray and black and utterly boring to look at!? Also, plagerizing? I forgot that Disney owned color.
Samtemdo8 said:
And the worse part is the mainstream gaming public didn't gave 2 shits about Blizzard except Blizzard fans until Overwatch came out
...Ok. I've been snarky up until this point, because your arguments were poorly founded, but now you've moved into the realm of pure objective incorrectness. The mainstream media didn't give two shits about Blizzard? I'm sorry, you're going to have to explain to me how WORLD OF FUCKING WARCRAFT, the biggest MMO OF ALL FUCKING TIME was such a niche property that flew under the radar. The same goes for Starcraft, which isn't as big, but is pretty big, big enough to be a national sport in Korea. And let's not forget Hearthstone, which single handily kickstarted a whole new generation of collectable card games. But no one payed attention to Blizzard until Overwatch? Did you sleep through the whole Diablo III DRM/auction house shit show? Because I didn't.