I think it is time to spring up some awesome wording from scratch. ahem.
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I am a geek,
I do not play football,
I tend to spend more time on my hobbies than I should,
And that is mmmkay with me, for I've Republic Credits.
Though I walk through fields of viruses and spam,
I have Open source software to protect me.
Plenty of me are here,
Eternally marching on the internet,
Never leaving a topic unanswered,
Giving my life points to a misunderstood culture,
Under pain of internet loss I hold my Geekdom High,
Infinite web pages through which I ride,
Not stopping but for a bathroom break long live the recap.
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Thats all I got.