Geeky jokes

[Kogarian]

5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.

 

[Gotham Soul]

Negative two Kelvin.

/lol

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Why did the mathematician wear a werewolf outfit to the Xmas party?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

... I'll get my coat.

 

[Novacain4862]

photons have mass? i didnt even know they were catholic

Hahahaha, obviously not my joke credits to Robo Butler in Fallout 3

 

[Nerdfury]

You know, about half of the things told in here are repetitions of something that someone else in here has already said.

 

[Madshaw]

the engineering student asks how it works
the chemistry student asks why it works
the statistics student asks how many of them work
the economy student asks how to make money from them working
the politics student asks how to tax those making money from it



and the arts student askes if you want fries with it

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

EDIT: Also, What's the difference between mechanical and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

I lol'd hard.