Genies... Three wishes... What would you wish for?

Vumsy

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You meet a powerful genie, who offer you three wishes...
There's only three rules.

1. You can't undo wishes.

2. You can't wish more wishes.

3. You can't show or tell your wishes to others.

What would you wish for?
 

Isaac Dodgson

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1. Control over Reality itself
2. Immortality...yeah I want to become insane and bored all at once
3. Omnipotence

Not really sure why, I know all three will blow up in my face but I hardly care
 

Isaac Dodgson

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Khell_Sennet said:
Well if we can't tell anyone our wishes, how can we post? : p

I want the cash equivalent of $314,159,265,358.98 after all applicable taxes of legal Canadian currency in a secure bank account which I have the password for, but to withdraw more than $100K, required retinal and fingerprint biometric identification in person at a registered bank.

Next I want to be immune to illness, injury, or aging (ie, nearly identical to Hancock's powers) until such time I decide to end my life by placing my left index finger up my right nostril and my right index finger up my left nostril, sing the lyrics to "Still Alive" while spinning in a circle, then fall on my back. Odds of doing THAT by accident, or having that particular achilles heel found out, Sho Shmall.

Lastly, controllable super muscles. Speed, strength, endurance, and physical health all far beyond mere mortals, on demand.
Until now...now we know how to kill you
 

tregon75

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1. Every single game and game console that exist and ever will.
2. Eternal youth.
3. Not needing to eat, drink or sleep. Although still able to if I want.

Khell_Sennet said:
Next I want to be immune to illness, injury, or aging (ie, nearly identical to Hancock's powers) until such time I decide to end my life by placing my left index finger up my right nostril and my right index finger up my left nostril, sing the lyrics to "Still Alive" while spinning in a circle, then fall on my back. Odds of doing THAT by accident, or having that particular achilles heel found out, Sho Shmall.
I lol'd
 
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1. World peace
2. To meet my true love (if that turns out to be either myself or money I am going to feel pretty cheated)
3. Telekinesis
 

JDLY

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1. I wish I had a six pack (working on it right now).
2. I wish there were no rules.
3. I wish for infinate wishes.

Or if you make that second one against the rules:

1. I wish I had a six pack.
2. I wish for world peace.
3. I wish for an end for world hunger.
(ha I'm a good guy)

Or if the wishes had consequenses:

1. I wish my wishes, including this one, had no consequenses.(get rid of the six pack, I can do that by myself)
2. I wish for world peace.
3. I wish for an end for world hunger.
 

Anarchemitis

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Shouldn't this be in the RP?

1. Earth-B-Fixed-quik Spray-On Solution-to-any-problem in a can
2. Ability to Fly
3. Plenty o' cash

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shatnershaman

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Vumsy said:
You meet a powerful genie, who offer you three wishes...
There's only three rules.

1. You can't undo wishes.

2. You can't wish more wishes.

3. You can't show or tell your wishes to others.

What would you wish for?
I wish there was no wish rules :p

then I wish for infinite wishes!

Then I could have caboose's orange juice,Master Chiefs armour, a plane, sandwiches,a butler, awesomness!, high speed,blah blah blah.
 

Mstrswrd

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1) Power over reality itself.

I would then have no need for more wishes, 'cause I control reality.
 

John Galt

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1. The ability to control the world's supply of fissile material.

Um...that's pretty much all I need. While not as hot a commodity as oil, when you advertise that you control all the uranium and whatnot, people are going to start listening. Think of the possibilities. If you want to, you can mess with the world a great deal buy controlling the uranium supply. While not as widespread as a fuel as petroleum, you can make a hefty sum by blackmailing the world's governments with the threat of nuclear terrorism. You could alter how the world's power is distributed by creating new nuclear powers overnight. Hell, simply selling the stuff legitimately will provide enough income to do pretty much whatever you want. Once I get that, I can make my own wishes come true, and keep the genie as a personal slave for whenever I want to call in the other two wishes.
 

Jsay18

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1. the abilty to summon ginies to GIVE me more wishes. *LOOP HOLE!!!*
2.world peace
3.30 Billion Dollars
 

Kraj

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1] the ability to create and destroy matter indiscriminately and regardless of complexity while forcing reality to survive regardless of imbalance.
2] Agelessness, at any age which i chose, and the ability to grant and remove said power to anyone/thing item i chose at any time.
3] A girlfriend who can keep up with me. -_-