Genies... Three wishes... What would you wish for?

Dommyboy

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1.An amazingly good gaming computer that will never go obsolete.
2.A total babe by my side.
3.My own theme music that I can turn on and off whenever I want.
 

Gitsnik

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1. To be the best at whatever I try to do no matter what.
2. The power of invisibility
3. That all granters of magic powers were free from granting wishes now and forever.

See that 3rd one is a bit of a cop out, but I don't want no one to wish themselves better than me - plus you get the genie on your side in case he gets pissy about something later.
 

Woe Is You

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1. Omnipotence

And after that, I don't really need any wishes. I could basically be my own genie from then on.
 

blank0000

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first wish: Wish their were no rules to wishing

second wish: wish for infinante wishes

third wish: ice cream
 

stompy

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Omniscience
Eternal Youth (to be ~25 forever)
Irresistible charisma (no one can resist my charms)


Yeh, awesomeness...
 

Gooble

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1. For me to become world ruler
2. For the majority of things, especially things I'm really passionate about, to work out perfectly for me (like implementing things as world leader-if everything was perfect, life would be crap)
3. For everyone to maintain good health, and for everything to still be working (knees, hips, bladder etc.) until their death
 

Conqueror Kenny

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A HD T.V as big as my wall
A HD video game console that can play any game regardless of platform hooked up to said T.V
Every game that has ever come out and ever will come out.
Yeah, I got it sorted.
 

wewontdie11

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1. Complete omnipotence.

Then there really is no need for the other two because I'm all powerful and can just do everything myself.
 

Zomni42

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1. Endless Supply of Coca Cola
2. End of the Pepsi Bottling Company
3. another Genie. (duh)

the next set of wishes is all Games.. it's just the first two are always on my mind.
 

irrelevantnugget

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1. Universal Genocide.

That is all.
Or, maybe a bit more humane:
People getting some common sense rammed into them. But then they could end up killing themselves if they're hyperrational.
 

snowpenguin55

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1)An eternaly lasting peace among all nations of the planet Earth, while still maintaining enough military power to defend ourselves on the slight off chance that hostile aliens will find the peaceful earth an easy target.

2)A "super" game console that can run any game ever made for any platform perfectly and will never, ever crash.

3)For the franchise GameStop to stop trying to rape my wallet every single time I walk in that place!

I started out pretty good, but then got selfish ;) This is my first post on the Escapist btw
 

Rymonster

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Isaac Dodgson said:
1. Control over Reality itself
2. Immortality...yeah I want to become insane and bored all at once
3. Omnipotence

Not really sure why, I know all three will blow up in my face but I hardly care
Surely "Control over reality" and "Omnipotence" are the same thing? And if you wished for both would said powers not cancel each other out, leaving you only immortal and just as bad off as you currently are?
I would not make wishes as I would probably be killed by one of them if Wishmaster is anything to go by...
 

gnaw

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1. I'd wish for a dream or something to believe in.
2. I'd wish for the capacity to devote my life towards that dream.

I wouldn't much need a third wish.
Or if I wanted to be a complete dork:

3. Starfleet.
 

Rymonster

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I changed my mind.
I'd wish for Williams Wish Wellingtons! Technically then I would be able to grant as many wishes as I liked without using that as a wish!
Plus I'd love a pair of shiny red wellingtons that sparkle when you squeek them together!
 

JDLY

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shatnershaman said:
I wish there was no wish rules :p

then I wish for infinite wishes!
blank0000 said:
first wish: Wish their were no rules to wishing

second wish: wish for infinante wishes
Stop copying me! (if you need proof I said that first look at my first post)