George R.R. Martin Dislikes Fans Questioning His Health

[JayDeth]

Considering his books move at the break neck pace of a glacier I'd be worried about him dying, too.

 

[JayDeth]

In other words, hurry the fuck up and stop filling your books with descriptions of what your lazy ass characters are eating.

This so much. Don't forget all the very long lists and descriptions of people and their relations to other people who will have NO impact what so ever on the plot in a series that's already fairly starved for plot.

 

[Vegosiux]

GRRM acting naturally someone pokes fun at their health for no reason whatsoever other than to be an asshat?

STOP THE PRESSES!

PS: I still think that deep in his will, he has a clause that every fan should receive a card saying "Bet ya didn't see this coming, hah!" should he happen to kick the proverbial bucket before his doorstoppers are finished.