Get Deep Into the Action With Privates

[Zhukov]

Well, at least they're being original.

Oh, and for those who could not be bothered looking up "merkin", it's basically a pubic toupee.

 

[Andy Chalk]

Shame on you for your immaturity, Andy Chalk.". But no, it's actually about vaginas.

You have no idea how much I held back on this one.

And believe me, I was just as "wtf" when I got this press release as you guys are.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Rule Britannia...

 

[Velocirapture07]

I believe the words "inane" and "totally stupid" fit this game very well.

 

[Asehujiko]

Controversy incoming in 10... 9... 8...

 

[GundamSentinel]

Hah! Pure gold. I expect there have been many more with the idea, but now finally a developer with the balls. Good job!

 

[Mechsoap]

wait..what?

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Hahaha, oh wow!

I have no words.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I am never playing this game if possible, just on the grounds that I don't want to see the images in my head during special time.

 

[HK_01]

For some things there are no adequate words.

 

[Tharwen]

But... this sort of thing is best left to educational games...

This could be an interesting test of whether educational games are shit because they are based on topics that no sensible game designer would use, or because they intend to be educational.

 

[steamweedlegoblin]

"Britain. Land of Hope and Glory-holes. Where pregnant, waddling teenagers take up the full width of the pavement with their oversized triplet pushchairs, unaware that their rampant, perpetual humping has filled them to the brim with all manner of grotty infections."

Would it maybe be considered strange that this quote makes me want to pack up and move to Britain right now?

 

[Aeshi]

What
The
Hell

 

[SimuLord]

"Britain. Land of Hope and Glory-holes. Where pregnant, waddling teenagers take up the full width of the pavement with their oversized triplet pushchairs, unaware that their rampant, perpetual humping has filled them to the brim with all manner of grotty infections."

Would it maybe be considered strange that this quote makes me want to pack up and move to Britain right now?

Unless you're a microbiologist or epidemiologist, then yes, it makes you strange.

 

[squid5580]

Come on now, you can't be serious! I don-no, just no, I refuse to believe this.

Ya there is no way it is coming to the 360. I call shenanigans.

 

[Deathenforcer]

..This is arguably the best concept for a game to ever exist.

 

[The Hairminator]

Nice!
I'll be sure to check it out

 

[qbanknight]

zuh?