No, sir. I shall make myself a sammich. a sammich that is much better then yours, and full of things that belong on a sammich. it has bologna, ham, cheese, spam, pepperoni, rigatoni, provoloney, spam, lettuce, tomato, ground beef, potato, spam, spam, spam, the color of water, mustard, ketchup, horseradish, the universe itself, a hero sammich, 49 shades of green, 51 shades of gray, a can of whoopass, a helping of don't-give-a-fuck, an asston of ass without the sass, and onions. actually, hold the onions.