I'm about to ask a girl out, something I haven't done in months. My confidence is almost non-existent. Escapists, I need your help! Post funny images, cheer me on, tell me ofcourse she'll say yes, anything! Pump me up!
Get my self-esteem up!
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Grey_Focks? More like Grey FOX! Amiright?
Dude, worst that happens is she says no and then you find another girl. More likely, she'll say yes. And then you'll feel great. Worst you can do is worry about it. Best you can do is just be fun. Girls just wanna have fun, it's an 80s song so it must be true.
Dude, worst that happens is she says no and then you find another girl. More likely, she'll say yes. And then you'll feel great. Worst you can do is worry about it. Best you can do is just be fun. Girls just wanna have fun, it's an 80s song so it must be true.
Tell yourself this: "Fuck it! If I ask I might get a no, if I don't ask I'm guaranteed a no. Fuck nervosity, I am gonna ask this girl out, that's all there is to it!"
I've never really tried to get someones self-esteem up over the Internet, but there's a first for everything, so here it goes:
You can do it! Belive in me who belives in you! When in doubt, whip it out. Never leave your house without cloroform!
Yeah, i suck at this. Anyways, here's a picture that will explain EVERYTHING
You can do it! Belive in me who belives in you! When in doubt, whip it out. Never leave your house without cloroform!
Yeah, i suck at this. Anyways, here's a picture that will explain EVERYTHING
Eh.. I was going to give you a hurtfully nasty demotivational poster, but I remember when i was depressed and one of my friends said something to make me even more depressed as a joke (He's currently residing three towns away with a rather large chunk of himself missing and an interesting story about friendship and how much damage a lead pencil can do).
So I'll just say trust yourself and go for it, because there are always more fish in the sea.
Except for those people who live in deserts.
So I'll just say trust yourself and go for it, because there are always more fish in the sea.
Except for those people who live in deserts.
Tell yourself "What the hell; it's worth a try! And when she says yes it'll feel great!" Ah... I remember the first time I asked a girl out and she said yes; ah, that feeling was wonderful.
Best of luck.
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just got a girl...ask her man. if you even think she will say yes, chances are she will. or you wouldnt think it.
I would say something to help your self-esteem, but Mine is actually low at the moment.
Why, you ask?
Because I recently burned ramen noodles.
I feel like a failure.
Why, you ask?
Because I recently burned ramen noodles.
I feel like a failure.
Here comes Tagball to cheer up one of his pals! Just stare into my avatar......let Michael Emerson take you to another world.......then have her stare into it.....then you stare into it....then her....then both of you. You'll both be spiritually connected.
After you crazy lovebirds are married and have three beautiful children, THEN you can thank me. You're welcome. Go knock em' dead, buddy!
OR, if my avatar hypnosis doesn't work, summon a magic carpet and start singing to her:
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendor....
Ask her "Do you trust me?". If she says "Yes" it was meant to be!
Thirdly, you could defeat a demon in front of her. I hear that usually works for the ladies. Well....not for me. I mean, I've saved the world 502 times and no chicks for Taggy. Perhaps it's my height.
After you crazy lovebirds are married and have three beautiful children, THEN you can thank me. You're welcome. Go knock em' dead, buddy!
OR, if my avatar hypnosis doesn't work, summon a magic carpet and start singing to her:
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendor....
Ask her "Do you trust me?". If she says "Yes" it was meant to be!
Thirdly, you could defeat a demon in front of her. I hear that usually works for the ladies. Well....not for me. I mean, I've saved the world 502 times and no chicks for Taggy. Perhaps it's my height.
Text sent. May God/Buddha/Vishnu/Satan show me mercy.
EDIT- Oh, and the actualy text I sent was "Plans after work?
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I should really just hand in my testicles...
EDIT- Oh, and the actualy text I sent was "Plans after work?
"I should really just hand in my testicles...
YOU'RE A VERY BEAUTIFUL MAN
With me, that usually is accompanied by a sensual chest rubbing, so imagine that as well.
With me, that usually is accompanied by a sensual chest rubbing, so imagine that as well.