Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps

night_chrono

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Andy Chalk said:
"the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography."
When I visited Pompeii the tour guide pointed out the 2000 year old graffiti of a massive cock on the side of a building. It's not todays kids, it's human fucking nature.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Andy Chalk said:
one commenter, Dave Dickson, claimed to be dismayed by "the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography."
Because no-one drew cocks on things before this generation.


Oh...
Yeah... It's a bit harder to rub out (no pun intended) a massive penis about 1mile long etched into solid rock. Thank you, Nazca Lines. You and your monkey missing a finger and rather masculine men.
 

Duskflamer

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What I find most amusing is that this ends up being visible on GoogleMaps despite that not being the goal of the people who did it.
 

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coldfrog said:
In addition to all this, if you look a bit to the west of the school, there is a rather unfortunate foliage arrangement at the edge of that field. Or maybe after reading that article I've just got dicks on the brain.
You mean the ballsack?
 

Shio

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Is this even really news that belongs here? A penis in some grass?

Cutting edge stuff.
 

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HankMan said:
That's no way to get a head in life. Fairfield college really got the shaft on this one. The guys who did this were absolutely Nuts.
Haha. Yes. I was waiting to see your post. You sir, are a hero. Do not forget that.

OT: This reminds of the news story about a local restaurant owner who painted a picture of the upper half of a naked female, and the picture appeared on Google Maps.
 

Twilight_guy

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Why don't they just request for Google to re-shot the image? Google Earth is just a big mesh of photos so it can be incorporated. Hell they can just Photoshop the thing. like how they photoshoped out all those aliens in New Mexico
 

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Maraveno said:
Andy Chalk said:
Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps


Students in New Zealand have brought their school internet immortality by burning drawings of giant penises in the grass which were then captured by Google Earth.

Do this, right now: go to hit this link [http://maps.google.com].] What do you see? That's right! It's a pair of gigantic, 40-foot lawn dicks!

The huge wangs were actually created in May 2009 ago by students who used weed killer to burn the images into the grass, in a stunt reminiscent of a Simpsons episode I recall seeing some years back. Ha-ha, very amusing, detentions all around and that would have been the end of it [once the grass grew back] except that entirely by coincidence, the gigantic johnsons were photographed by satellite and incorporated into Google Earth, where they remain to this day.

Acting principal Gerhard van Dyk said the prank was perpetrated over a weekend so by the time the caretaker discovered the weed-killer wilsons it was too late to do anything about it. He used more of the stuff to try to camouflage the offending images and eventually all the grass was killed, but because of the delay it took months before the overgrown yard dongs disappeared completely.

The pranksters, who have since graduated from the school, were actually never caught but according to a follow-up in the Waikato Times [http://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/5119975/Phallic-pranks-catch-on], all the recent attention has led to some pointed fingers on Facebook. "I don't think he's enjoying the attention," a friend said. "I've seen him deleting a few comments from people who have realized it was him, trying to protect his name. As far as I know, they weren't aware it was on Google Maps until I sent one of them the link."

Most of the responses to the original story on Stuff.co.nz [http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/5114020/Penis-prank-caught-by-Google-satellite] expressed amusement over the stunt, although one commenter, Dave Dickson, claimed to be dismayed by "the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography." Netsafe Executive Director Martin Cocker also warned that quests for online infamy sometimes have a tendency to backfire because "things hang around a lot longer on the web."

And now for some fun at home! There are actually six lawn dicks at Fairfield College. Can you find them all?



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LIES! there's only 5

I feel so lame for not being able to find the 6th
There is 6.
 

silasbufu

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Wait wait wait..so the only guy that did not express amusement in those comments is named Dave Dickson? YOU LIE
 

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This is why Google needs to update their Google Maps site. My house's stairs are still broken in Google Maps and they were fixed 3 years ago.