Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps

[mysecondlife]

for once this shenanigan did not happen in the U.S. ::gasp!::

haven't bothered looking for them all. I only found 3.

 

[mjc0961]

Ah, Google Maps. Seems like there's always some new fun thing to find hidden away in their satellite images.

I can just imagine how this broke over at google HQ

Google Technician: Sir, you better have a look at this search result.
Lawyer: What is it, son?
Google technician: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...


Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

Journalist: Pecker.
Paparazzi: [raising camera] Ooh, Where?
Journalist: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

Teacher: Wang! Pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant...

Lawyer: Johnson! Get on the horn to British Courts and put a SuperInjunction on this.

Ozzy would like you to know that you're a bloody boob for using the same joke as the second Austin Powers movie.

 

[Treblaine]

Ah, Google Maps. Seems like there's always some new fun thing to find hidden away in their satellite images.

I can just imagine how this broke over at google HQ

Google Technician: Sir, you better have a look at this search result.
Lawyer: What is it, son?
Google technician: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...


Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

Journalist: Pecker.
Paparazzi: [raising camera] Ooh, Where?
Journalist: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

Teacher: Wang! Pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant...

Lawyer: Johnson! Get on the horn to British Courts and put a SuperInjunction on this.

Ozzy would like you to know that you're a bloody boob for using the same joke as the second Austin Powers movie.

I added my own flair here and there.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

That's no way to get a head in life. Fairfield college really got the shaft on this one. The guys who did this were absolutely Nuts.

Kudos to you sir

Pretty hilarious stunt though I can inmagine the school not being happy having 40 foot dongs on their yard.

 

[Andy Chalk]

Ah, this is a thread made for puns and references, I just hope the mods don't get mad. But this is an article about people drawing wangs on google earth

Given that the cock puns are entirely within the context of the original post, I'm sure they won't mind.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Glorious is the only word suitable to describe this.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Epic thread good sir. This gave my life purpose for the day.

 

[Panda Mania]

What?! That looks like an enormous-

Wang! Pay attention!
But I was distracted by that giant-


Willie, what is that?
Hmm...well, it looks like a giant-

Johnson! Tell the pentagon they need to see this.

Ah, I can never resist a good pun...I had to stifle my laughter for this one

 

[Infernai]

It looks like the school
*puts on shades*
Didn't see this coming.

 

[Tulks]

one commenter, Dave Dickson, claimed to be dismayed by "the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography."

Funny, I've had much the same said of me in the national media (well, the Daily Ranger Record) after an ill-advised faux-celeb-porn-esque stunt involving staff and fellow students, back in my less-than-halcyon high school days.

 

[Zhadramekel]

Heh, classy

 

[MetallicaRulez0]

I approve of this.

I approve of it even more since it's a Catholic university. Take that, God!

 

[ckam]

Now that is just pretty weird to do.

 

[Reaper195]

Oh New Zealand, how much I love my country. I had a mate who moved to Hamilton and went to this school a few years ago. I need to do some investigating!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The title to this particular article makes me giggle like an immature schoolboy again.

Thank you, Escapist.

Nice to see I'm not the only one who relived the glory days reading this article.

[sub]Teehee. Penis.[/sub]

It looks like the school
*puts on shades*
Didn't see this coming.

What?! That looks like an enormous-

Wang! Pay attention!
But I was distracted by that giant-


Willie, what is that?
Hmm...well, it looks like a giant-

Johnson! Tell the pentagon they need to see this.

Kudos to the both of you, you're making me fall asleep in fits of laughter.

 

[MrPop]

Yes!

I just found all six! The small one on it's own was quite difficult to find but I never gave up and it was definately worth it.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps

Most of the responses to the original story on Stuff.co.nz [http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/5114020/Penis-prank-caught-by-Google-satellite] expressed amusement over the stunt, although one commenter, Dave Dickson, claimed to be dismayed by "the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography." Netsafe Executive Director Martin Cocker also warned that quests for online infamy sometimes have a tendency to backfire because "things hang around a lot longer on the web."

I noticed three unfortunate puns in the last few sentences. Can anyone else see them, or do I just have a sick mind?

It could only be funnier if they were both called Richard.

 

[MrGalactus]

That's no way to get a head in life. Fairfield college really got the shaft on this one. The guys who did this were absolutely Nuts.

This article was made for you

 

[benvorbeck]

Brilliant!!!!

 

[Ryhzuo]

*Reads the title*

That's what she said.