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El Poncho

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I would stand by her until the plug is pulled, I would visit whenever I could and probably talk to her in the hope she can hear me.
 

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KingTeabag said:
Paksenarrion said:
I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.
Two problems here.

1. Isn't that close to necrophilia?
2. How would they get it up in a vegetative state?
1. It wouldn't be necrophilia because He still ALIVE. But i know what you mean, Woudn't it be wrong? Not really, they are in couple. That mean that they have access to but not limited to the other Private parts. As a guy, i can apréciate something like that and i willing to bet he would too. "But he can't say yes he in a coma" you said. Let me retort this: Would you said no if you'r Conscious?
2. Just think gardening, you put a tutor. Just a bit of tape and a piece of wood and...
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Macgyvercas

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GL2814E said:
My fiance says if she is in massive pain and not likely to wake up, pull the plug.

I'd wait and hope for a medical breakthrough, but she says I've been reading too many comic books.
That's impossible! You can never read too many comic books!

OT: I have no idea what I would do.
 

Paksenarrion

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Thaius said:
Paksenarrion said:
I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.
You do realize that his body would be completely unresponsive in a comatose state? Good luck with all that. :p
Dammit. I'll need a blood flow regulator, STAT!
 

Paksenarrion

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KingTeabag said:
Paksenarrion said:
I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.
Two problems here.

1. Isn't that close to necrophilia?
2. How would they get it up in a vegetative state?
1. LOVE will keep us alive.
2. LOVE lifts us up where we belong.

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!

...and a blood flow regulator.
 

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Paksenarrion said:
I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.
Great because I wanted nightmares tonight...
 

Paksenarrion

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Iron Criterion said:
Paksenarrion said:
I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.
Great because I wanted nightmares tonight...
I don't think you have nightmares. Enjoy your sleep.
 

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Paksenarrion said:
I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.
Yeah what she said. Wait....actually no. I think thats rape

Id guess id check up on them every few days and talk to them. If it got to a point where it was over a year id get a new girlfriend but still visit her.
 

Evilsanta

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i would chech her out and try to be with her as much and possible and just be there and hope that she wakes up. And, me a girlfriend? if i ever find one im gonna try and make it work.
 

WolfThomas

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I'd probably wait for as long as medically possible, but if she's basically never going to awaken I'd move on, but I'd visit frequently perhaps even for years. If I got married, had kids etc, I'd take them to visit to.
 

IrirshTerrorist

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Firstly if I ever go into a coma thats lasting more than a few weeks please unhook me from life support, thats no way to exist.

O.T: I think a good system is always wait as long as you have gone out. For example; If you have been going out for three months and then she goes into a coma, wait three months and if she hasn't woken up then move on.
I'm sure there is a massive flaw to that system that I'm just not seeing but I think its a pretty good system.
 

BehattedWanderer

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Boil some water and get to choppin'?

I keed, I keed. Tough call, really. I'd give it an amount of time relative to how much time we were dating. Love of my life? Maybe a year or two. Met the girl last week? Maybe a few weeks, couple months, maybe, see if she comes out. I'd certainly prop up her hands, and have some hand puppet shennanigans. Or reenact famous historical battles using plastic army men all over her bed and body, as if she were terrain. Depends, really. I'm a very loyal person.

Paksenarrion said:
I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.
And you, my dear, are my kind of crazy. No use letting him go to waste, eh?
 

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Paksenarrion said:
I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.
How much different does this sound if it's girlfriend who is in coma, and boyfriend... so yeah.

OP: I would move on after a while but I don't know how long that would be, I have yet to experience such situation. :p
 

leviathanmisha

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I think I would lose it...but I've been with my bf for almost 3 years now...I would also lose it in the event that this happened to my best friend...she's more like my sister...
 

DeathsHands

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It depends mainly on the coma itself. If it was anything longer than a few months - one year, I'll likely move on (although perhaps not pursue anything serious, in lieu of when she wakes up).
 

Aur0ra145

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Stay with them a month or two, then gradually start dating other people. Oh, and I wouldn't tell anyone that my last relationship ended via a coma.
 

Blackout62

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I'd like everyone to recollect upon that episode of scrubs involving TCW or Tasty Coma Wife.


I'd totally play the field.
 

quiet_samurai

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The thing about comas though, is that anything longer then about 2 months and your brain begings to slow down and shut off. And after a really long coma it will start to deteriorate and atrophy like your muscles. And if that person just happens to wake after a rally long coma, they will either take years to recooperate fully if at all. They pretty much revert back to infancy upon waking and stay that way for a while, possibly permanently.