girlfriend in a coma

[Plurralbles]

damnit

I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

Spoiler: for mature audiences only

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.

DAMN YOU! That was my first thought(girlfriend though)


Sick. Gross. one level above necro.

I think I'd only go as far as cup a feel, never going that far. Eww.

I'd rather get feedback(and a good "job" of some sort) for my troubles, too.

I'd probably just move on. I mean, damn, that would kill, it would be the most horrible time ever, and that is why I would use the, "my girlfriend is in a coma" as my pickup line. Comeon, there is obviously sluts out there that will feel that = sexy time with them.

 

[no one really]

I would realize that I was, in fact, the one in the coma and wake up.

Bah, was going to say something like that. X D

 

[Paksenarrion]

Boil some water and get to choppin'?

I keed, I keed. Tough call, really. I'd give it an amount of time relative to how much time we were dating. Love of my life? Maybe a year or two. Met the girl last week? Maybe a few weeks, couple months, maybe, see if she comes out. I'd certainly prop up her hands, and have some hand puppet shennanigans. Or reenact famous historical battles using plastic army men all over her bed and body, as if she were terrain. Depends, really. I'm a very loyal person.

I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

Spoiler: for mature audiences only

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.

And you, my dear, are my kind of crazy. No use letting him go to waste, eh?

As a fellow nerd, and if you found yourself in my position, wouldn't you?

Wait, I just realized the sexual double standard inherent in this situation.

 

[Paksenarrion]

damnit

I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

Spoiler: for mature audiences only

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.

DAMN YOU! That was my first thought(girlfriend though)


Sick. Gross. one level above necro.

I think I'd only go as far as cup a feel, never going that far. Eww.

I'd rather get feedback(and a good "job" of some sort) for my troubles, too.

I'd probably just move on. I mean, damn, that would kill, it would be the most horrible time ever, and that is why I would use the, "my girlfriend is in a coma" as my pickup line. Comeon, there is obviously sluts out there that will feel that = sexy time with them.

You should stick with your girlfriend...or rather, make sure to bring this situation up to her:

You: Honey...I have something important to talk to you about.
GF: Yes? What is it?
You: If...if you were ever in a coma, and you don't know how long you'd stay that way-...
GF: Are you asking if you should move on with your life?
You: No...while you're in a coma...can I grope you?
GF: ...wat.

If you use the "my GF is in a coma" pick up line...I don't know...it's just too sleazy. Better stick with the girl that understands your needs.

 

[Plurralbles]

damnit

I'd visit him everyday, grief clear on my face. I'd get in the habit of asking for privacy; to be alone with him for an hour without nurses or visitors. After everyone leaves, wishing me their condolences, I lock the door behind them, cackle madly, and climb on top of his comatose body. Leaning forward, close to his face, I'll tell him, "You're not getting away from me that easily!"

Spoiler: for mature audiences only

[insert description of woman taking advantage of her comatose boyfriend here]

...and that is what I'd do if he was in a vegetative state.

DAMN YOU! That was my first thought(girlfriend though)


Sick. Gross. one level above necro.

I think I'd only go as far as cup a feel, never going that far. Eww.

I'd rather get feedback(and a good "job" of some sort) for my troubles, too.

I'd probably just move on. I mean, damn, that would kill, it would be the most horrible time ever, and that is why I would use the, "my girlfriend is in a coma" as my pickup line. Comeon, there is obviously sluts out there that will feel that = sexy time with them.

You should stick with your girlfriend...or rather, make sure to bring this situation up to her:

You: Honey...I have something important to talk to you about.
GF: Yes? What is it?
You: If...if you were ever in a coma, and you don't know how long you'd stay that way-...
GF: Are you asking if you should move on with your life?
You: No...while you're in a coma...can I grope you?
GF: ...wat.

If you use the "my GF is in a coma" pick up line...I don't know...it's just too sleazy. Better stick with the girl that understands your needs.

*SLAP!*

finished that for you.

edit: if she said anything other than something that indicates she's completely disgusted, I'd probably propose right then, I mean, that girl would have to be a keeper.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

As a fellow nerd, and if you found yourself in my position, wouldn't you?

Wait, I just realized the sexual double standard inherent in this situation.

Yeah...you get off with a chiding, I get 7-12 for rape. :/

Wouldn't actually work for me, though. I'm more of a bottom guy, not to mention I rather prefer the liveliness of it all. Rather doesn't work with the whole vegetable thing.

Spoiler: REALLY crude dirty joke. You are warned.

Of course, there's always been a double standard when it comes to girls fucking vegetables

 

[Siuki]

Stay with with her until she wakes up. She'll be only more pleased when you tell her how long you were at her side. (Only if you truly love her though. If not, split.)

 

[Mr. In-between]

The thing about the Smiths is that once you get past their best of, they really aren't all that great. I know that is a very strange thing for someone who is making an 80s playlist to say, but it's true. Sometimes I wonder if their entire current fanbase consists of moody teenagers.

But, if my g/f was in a coma, I'd stay with her.