give a present to the above avatar

[JoJo]

A 5-pound (2.268 kilo) container of pug lard

 

[CM156]

A 5-pound (2.268 kilo) container of husky lard

 

[Shadyside]

An actual covid vaccine, since you and the elites are just being injected with water.

 

[CM156]

A vaccine against being a liberal

 

[Shadyside]

a vaccine against being a conservative

 

[CM156]

A vaccine that either prevents you from being gay or turns you gay, but you don't know which until you take it.

 

[Gergar12]

Glock 19 Gen 5... that shoots Christopher Nolan Movies at people.

 

[CM156]

Glock 19 Gen 5... that shoots Christopher Nolan Movies at people.

If I shot that gun, would you die?

Also, I give you a soviet-era AK that's been kept well oiled.

 

[Gergar12]

If I shot that gun, would you die?

Also, I give you a soviet-era AK that's been kept well oiled.

I would die of boredom if that counts.

Also, I give you a PS5 that only plays Cyberpunk 2077... the 1.00 version.

 

[Shadyside]

The green new deal.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

The new green new deal, which has been gutted to stuff more tax breaks for the rich

 

[CM156]

The Green New Deal, but the "green" in question is fat stacks.

 

[Shadyside]

A soul

 

[blockhead77]

A 7-pound dumbell

 

[CM156]

A 10-pound dumbell.

 

[Shadyside]

A lump of coal.

 

[Kae]

A cactus

 

[Shadyside]

A better mother.

 

[CM156]

Another mother

 

[Shadyside]

Belle Delphines sex tape.