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JoJo

and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Goat 🐐
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A 5-pound (2.268 kilo) container of pug lard
 

CM156

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A 5-pound (2.268 kilo) container of husky lard
 

CM156

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A vaccine against being a liberal
 

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A vaccine that either prevents you from being gay or turns you gay, but you don't know which until you take it.
 

Gergar12

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Glock 19 Gen 5... that shoots Christopher Nolan Movies at people.
 

CM156

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Glock 19 Gen 5... that shoots Christopher Nolan Movies at people.
If I shot that gun, would you die?

Also, I give you a soviet-era AK that's been kept well oiled.
 

Gergar12

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If I shot that gun, would you die?

Also, I give you a soviet-era AK that's been kept well oiled.
I would die of boredom if that counts.

Also, I give you a PS5 that only plays Cyberpunk 2077... the 1.00 version.
 

Mister Mumbler

Pronounced "Throat-wobbler Mangrove"
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The new green new deal, which has been gutted to stuff more tax breaks for the rich
 

CM156

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The Green New Deal, but the "green" in question is fat stacks.
 

CM156

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A 10-pound dumbell.
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
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Lose 1d20 sanity points.