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[CM156]

Bell Delphine's sweat in a jar

 

[Shadyside]

Donald Trumps pee tape

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Donald Trump's golden toilet (turns out it's just a regular toliet, they call it golden because he misses so much)

 

[Shadyside]

A flea collar.

 

[blockhead77]

The Holy Bible

 

[Shadyside]

The Book of Mormon.

 

[Kae]

The Torah

 

[Mister Mumbler]

A collection of Calvin and Hobbes comics

 

[Shadyside]

A covid vaccine for your dog.

 

[CM156]

A covid vaccine for your covid vaccine

 

[Shadyside]

A stock market crash, so your party can make a big stimulus bill for people to trickle up.

 

[blockhead77]

A Peanuts Collection, specifically, 1969-1970.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

A collection of stale peanuts.

 

[CM156]

A meter-long dog chew toy I saw for sale at a rural supply store.

 

[Shadyside]

A bullet proof vest since you will need it for not supporting your master Donald Trump in his time of need.

 

[blockhead77]

A pink MAGA hat