Give the user above you a humorous execution

[M0rp43vs]

I find as much news of morbid, vile and stupid actions.
I show them to you.
Your faith in the human race drops to dangerous levels.
You don't want to be in this world anymore

 

[StormShaun]

Death by falling toilet.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

"Health Bar in yo face!
Feel the looooove of the Hyper Combo!
And it's a hooooooome ruuuun!"


"This is a hyyyyyyper coooooombo..."

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You got imploded by Mag-freaking-neto.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I shall kill you with your crowbar I stole.

 

[xmbts]

*Blindfolds and kicks off of a cliff*

 

[lionday]

Fed the most amazing chicken leg in the world but have the bone get caught in your throat suffocating and dieing.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I hit you with the force of all the forum gamers XD

 

[M0rp43vs]

Coat you in honey, place you in a giant bee hive.
Tell you not to move, wait till bees cover you, then prod you with a taser

 

[lionday]

Give you to 12 tribal islanders who are known cannibals. I also tell them "He good Meat"

 

[pyramid head grape]

*pokes*

 

[xmbts]

*Retaliation poke*

 

[pyramid head grape]

Hit with a big bat of cliche. ^_^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Falling anvils. Hundreds of them. And one baby Giraffe.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Tie your pinkie to a speeding bullet train

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Pull your eyebrows out with cats.

 

[Norendithas]

Wax hurts enough, but cats?! The horror!

Your mother accidentally gave you food poisoning.. Should've passed on those tacos last night.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by LRR. Graham will make you bust your gut literally by laughing.

 

[Norendithas]

I don't think I'd mind it much.

Death by Sam Raimi.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by Naruto's anime voice actor shouting at you until your head explodes.