Give the user above you a humorous execution

[xmbts]

I'll make you eat 7,000 Slim Jim's in one sitting.

 

[StormShaun]

Ill make you eat 10000 marshmellow peeps, you will die in greatness!

 

[pyramid head grape]

I will sit on you >

 

[Norendithas]

I will have you sit on yourself!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by Gabe Nowell.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Death by Steam banning.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Death by Escapist banning. Kross seemed to be the executioner.

Where the hell is staika's avatar when you need it? >.>

 

[Dalek Caan]

Relax.....
Breath in, breath out,
Breath in, breath out,
Breath in...*DICK PUNCH!!*

Unless your a gal. Dammit.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Intestinal blockage via cotton balls.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by thread revivals!

 

[The Thinker]

I crush you with bare hands!

 

[staika]

You die by the hands of a circus bear with no hands and is riding a unicycle

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by Neonbob!

 

[MammothBlade]

Crushed by a falling McDonalds sign

 

[M0rp43vs]

Death by being force fed unhealthy fast food

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by eating food that was too healthy.

 

[M0rp43vs]

(Humorous, eh?)
Death by laughing to death(?) watching the three stooges(too soon?)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by Yugioh abridged.

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Death by change!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death by change!

Death by forcing you back to the way things were...