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Alon Shechter

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Well, stalk her 'till you know everything about her.
Or possibly just get friendly with her.
And remember,
Do it LIKE A BAWSS.
 

The3rdEye

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MASTACHIEFPWN said:
So faithful men and women of the Escapist, Help me! Just tell me how you have delt with the oposite gender in the past! What one should I go for, the extreamly hot one, or the one I have some weird felling about, which I think is a diffirent form of attraction...
Based on the responses and this line I'm confused, is there one girl or two? My general rule of thumb is to trust pheromones over whoremones (see what I did there?). Typically 98% of your body will tell you who is a good match for you based on body language, attitude, resting facial expressions, the things that your conscious mind doesn't register. The other 2% is... unreliable and only useful in select situations at best, especially if you need to rely on little blue pills to get it working (in case you didn't know what 2% I was talking about). Go on instinct, not your sex drive.

Also: Women love a man who can spell.
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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ShadowDude112 said:
Holy shit. You seriously haven't made a move yet. If you don't make one in the next week then you are seriously a huge pussy when it comes to relationships.
For your information, I was going to ask girl 1 today, but then girl 2 came along.
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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The3rdEye said:
MASTACHIEFPWN said:
So faithful men and women of the Escapist, Help me! Just tell me how you have delt with the oposite gender in the past! What one should I go for, the extreamly hot one, or the one I have some weird felling about, which I think is a diffirent form of attraction...
Based on the responses and this line I'm confused, is there one girl or two? My general rule of thumb is to trust pheromones over whoremones (see what I did there?). Typically 98% of your body will tell you who is a good match for you based on body language, attitude, resting facial expressions, the things that your conscious mind doesn't register. The other 2% is... unreliable and only useful in select situations at best, especially if you need to rely on little blue pills to get it working (in case you didn't know what 2% I was talking about). Go on instinct, not your sex drive.

Also: Women love a man who can spell.
2 girls.
 

ShadowDude112

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MASTACHIEFPWN said:
ShadowDude112 said:
Holy shit. You seriously haven't made a move yet. If you don't make one in the next week then you are seriously a huge pussy when it comes to relationships.
For your information, I was going to ask girl 1 today, but then girl 2 came along.
You could've still asked her out. If she said no, then go for Girl 2 if she said yes then see where it goes. If you don't like where it goes then pursue Girl 2.
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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ShadowDude112 said:
MASTACHIEFPWN said:
ShadowDude112 said:
Holy shit. You seriously haven't made a move yet. If you don't make one in the next week then you are seriously a huge pussy when it comes to relationships.
For your information, I was going to ask girl 1 today, but then girl 2 came along.
You could've still asked her out. If she said no, then go for Girl 2 if she said yes then see where it goes. If you don't like where it goes then pursue Girl 2.
WHYISSOMEONETELLINGMETHISNOW?
 

Blanko2

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apparently your school spends too much time on l4d2 tournaments and not enough on spelling.
or common sense.

dude, go with the one that you're properly attracted to, you spend 2/3 of your post talking about one girl and mention the other one so little that most people didn't even get that she existed.
seems clear cut tah me, manz
 

ShadowDude112

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MASTACHIEFPWN said:
ShadowDude112 said:
MASTACHIEFPWN said:
ShadowDude112 said:
Holy shit. You seriously haven't made a move yet. If you don't make one in the next week then you are seriously a huge pussy when it comes to relationships.
For your information, I was going to ask girl 1 today, but then girl 2 came along.
You could've still asked her out. If she said no, then go for Girl 2 if she said yes then see where it goes. If you don't like where it goes then pursue Girl 2.
WHYISSOMEONETELLINGMETHISNOW?
Because it's the obvious thing to do and you should've know to do that.
 

Death God

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L4D Tournament? What school do you go to and why am I not enrolled?
OT: I never get at a lost for words with girls, I just have a bad habit of staring and trying to "check them out" which leads them to think I'm a weirdo.
 

Lilani

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Just talk to her. However, you mentioned the way she looks twice, so it seems to me that is important to you. As a woman I can honestly tell you that is my number two turn off in a man, only surpassed by smoking--both lead to flat denials, however. To be perfectly honest, I don't think anyone who pursues a girl off of appearances deserves anyone, unless they find someone as shallow as they are. In that case, they're probably perfect for each other. The relationship probably just won't last through their 40s.

So, if you like that girl regardless of her appearance, then THOSE are probably some legitimate feelings you are having. It means you like her for who she is, for her substance rather than her wrapping. There is nothing more attractive than that.
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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Blanko2 said:
apparently your school spends too much time on l4d2 tournaments and not enough on spelling.
or common sense.

dude, go with the one that you're properly attracted to, you spend 2/3 of your post talking about one girl and mention the other one so little that most people didn't even get that she existed.
seems clear cut tah me, manz
Sorry, It just seemed that one of the forums I posted about girl #1 had a lot of views...
 

Alexnader

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My god it's you again. Didn't you make a thread earlier about some girl? I have no idea how old you are but if you're planning to get to know her through games or an internet medium then here's a few semi-serious words of advice.

Get a new handle, unless of course you're being ironic with MASTACHIEFPWN in which case stop being such a hipster
Spell things properly, as a teenager the last thing you need is to come off as immature.

As for your dilemma about which one to choose, well all I'll say is they haven't chosen YOU yet afaik. So get to know them, especially the cosplay one, because if you make it with the hot soulless one then you'll still have a friend in the more interesting girl. In short stop acting like you can get whichever one you choose, failure IS an ever-present option.
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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Lilani said:
Just talk to her. However, you mentioned the way she looks twice, so it seems to me that is important to you. As a woman I can honestly tell you that is my number two turn off in a man, only surpassed by smoking--both lead to flat denials, however. To be perfectly honest, I don't think anyone who pursues a girl off of appearances deserves anyone, unless they find someone as shallow as they are. In that case, they're probably perfect for each other. The relationship probably just won't last through their 40s.

So, if you like that girl regardless of her appearance, then THOSE are probably some legitimate feelings you are having. It means you like her for who she is, for her substance rather than her wrapping. There is nothing more attractive than that.
Actually, personality comes first, so even if you are the hottest girl in the world, and your personality sucked, I would avoid you... simple as that.
 

Blanko2

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well, maybe you should look for the cosplay girl again, see how you feel.
could be you were just having a weird day.
or you were hungry, or something. it happens
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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Alexnader said:
My god it's you again. Didn't you make a thread earlier about some girl? I have no idea how old you are but if you're planning to get to know her through games or an internet medium then here's a few semi-serious words of advice.

Get a new handle, unless of course you're being ironic with MASTACHIEFPWN in which case stop being such a hipster
Spell things properly, as a teenager the last thing you need is to come off as immature.

As for your dilemma about which one to choose, well all I'll say is they haven't chosen YOU yet afaik. So get to know them, especially the cosplay one, because if you make it with the hot soulless one then you'll still have a friend in the more interesting girl. In short stop acting like you can get whichever one you choose, failure IS an ever-present option.
??? dude this is a friking internet forum, I'm pretty sure this isn't school. I made the name MASTACHIEFPWN, becuase on Youtube, someone already took MASTERCHIEFPWN, thus, this name stuck. mabey if I would accomplish something more than funny anicdotes and small peices of advice from these forums, I perhaps would carry a dictionary in my pocket.
 

Wired_Head

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MASTACHIEFPWN said:
Wired_Head said:
Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan
Who?
...


Alright I'll play into this

Meg Ryan [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000212/]

Tom Hanks [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/]

... Im sorry but how can you not know them? I am baffled.

Though I take it that romantic movies aren't your forte.

Anyway my advice stands, use it, or don't. It really matters so very little to me, at this point
 

Lilani

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MASTACHIEFPWN said:
Lilani said:
Just talk to her. However, you mentioned the way she looks twice, so it seems to me that is important to you. As a woman I can honestly tell you that is my number two turn off in a man, only surpassed by smoking--both lead to flat denials, however. To be perfectly honest, I don't think anyone who pursues a girl off of appearances deserves anyone, unless they find someone as shallow as they are. In that case, they're probably perfect for each other. The relationship probably just won't last through their 40s.

So, if you like that girl regardless of her appearance, then THOSE are probably some legitimate feelings you are having. It means you like her for who she is, for her substance rather than her wrapping. There is nothing more attractive than that.
Actually, personality comes first, so even if you are the hottest girl in the world, and your personality sucked, I would avoid you... simple as that.
I'm not talking about someone with a bad personality and good looks. I'm talking about a person with a good personality and a bad appearance. The way you stopped to point out that one looked "average" and how the other looked "attractive" to you means that those things are important to you, and that you would possibly avoid her if she were any less "attractive."

So it seems to me you're going to have to choose: Do you want someone you could have endless conversations with, or do you want eye candy?

And by the way, if it sounds like I'm talking about a "serious" relationship here, it's because I am. It's been my experience that most girls who don't play the flirt game want to enter a relationship for the long haul. Personally, I won't pursue a relationship unless I see attributes for someone I'd be willing to grow old with. That's right--that is how far we girls think things out. Surface level attractions won't cut it. Those are just...a bonus.

I suggest looking up the song Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman by Brian Adams. It really sets the tone for the kind of relationship I'm talking about.
 

The Random One

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Go for the one you actually like, not the one you think is hot. Anyone who tells you otherwise will die alone and unloved. Or quickly.