God is Chicken

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

every good religion needs several heresies, but the religion of the chicken god's worst enemies are the vile followers of that horrid abomination, The Turducken

Spoiler: Well, you know what this means.

To think it all started so innocently!

The heretics in the South tried to canonize a duck that cured cancer. We said no. It should have ended there...

 

[blaize2010]

every good religion needs several heresies, but the religion of the chicken god's worst enemies are the vile followers of that horrid abomination, The Turducken

Spoiler: Well, you know what this means.

To think it all started so innocently!

The heretics in the South tried to canonize a duck that cured cancer. We said no. It should have ended there...

The Purge Is Coming, Friends, Rejoice In The Word Of The True Poultry Lord.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

every good religion needs several heresies, but the religion of the chicken god's worst enemies are the vile followers of that horrid abomination, The Turducken

Spoiler: Well, you know what this means.

To think it all started so innocently!

The heretics in the South tried to canonize a duck that cured cancer. We said no. It should have ended there...

The Purge Is Coming, Friends, Rejoice In The Word Of The True Poultry Lord.

LIES
The heretic has been tempted by the Gallopavoan prophets.
They speak naught but falsities and nonsense.

Their Heresy cannot hope to stand up to the true might of His Poultraic might.

Rise my brothers, and defend the mighty Chicken god's rightful place in our minds, and in our hearts.

 

[Viral_Lola]

Does this make the Colonel the Devil.

I think I love you. +1 internets. Needless to say, I would be screwed. I had a few years as a vegetarian. I didn?t even eat eggs.

 

[electric_warrior]

not that screwed. I don't eat much chicken and actually really like chickens, and would like to have a pet chicken one day.